Garg WD confronts his greatest foe...

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Ah... Weak Wooden Door. We meet again!
The bane of gargs everywhere.
So true...

without piranhas to chew through I'd be stuck.

Kind of like when Vox Machina faced the door in Critical Role.
Here's a tip, you can also use the edge of wall of death to break doors or any breakable objects like barrels.
09/28/2016 04:08 PMPosted by Geuggz
Ah... Weak Wooden Door. We meet again!


That joke is adoorable.
Hahahahah.

The struggle is real. I waste a cast just to knock the door down.

Feels bad.
Hello doorness, my old friend
I've come to walk through you again
Because a dungeons shady coding
Random seed while I was loading
And the timer that was started in my town
Still counts down
While I stand here useless

In greater rifts I walked alone
Narrow rooms of wood and stone
Caught a break of an elite pack
I turned to chase but had to go back
When my eyes were met with the grain of a wooden slight
It had no right
And so I stood here useless

And in the forum thread I saw
Ten thousand new posts, maybe more
Players ranting without pleading
Players trolling without reading
Players typing long feedback that we all shared
No devs cared
Despite us here so useless

“Fools” said I, “You did not make
Doors like this I can break
Hear my cries that I beseech you
Fix my rift so I might reach you”
But my words like random gift drops fell
And echoed as I stood here useless

And the players bowed and praised
To the bright blue god they raised
And the patch notes it was summing
All the hopes that it was coming
And the text said “There are no current plans
To change anything at this time"
All thought it a crime
And yet we stand here still useless
09/28/2016 11:29 PMPosted by JoeShmo
Hello doorness, my old friend
I've come to walk through you again
Because a dungeons shady coding
Random seed while I was loading
And the timer that was started in my town
Still counts down
While I stand here useless

In greater rifts I walked alone
Narrow rooms of wood and stone
Caught a break of an elite pack
I turned to chase but had to go back
When my eyes were met with the grain of a wooden slight
It had no right
And so I stood here useless

And in the forum thread I saw
Ten thousand new posts, maybe more
Players ranting without pleading
Players trolling without reading
Players typing long feedback that we all shared
No devs cared
Despite us here so useless

“Fools” said I, “You did not make
Doors like this I can break
Hear my cries that I beseech you
Fix my rift so I might reach you”
But my words like random gift drops fell
And echoed as I stood here useless

And the players bowed and praised
To the bright blue god they raised
And the patch notes it was summing
All the hopes that it was coming
And the text said “There are no current plans
To change anything at this time"
All thought it a crime
And yet we stand here still useless


I have to admit this was extremely well written and quite brilliantly funny. Simon and Garfuncle are proud
Lol. That was a nice Youtube diversion. Even the Geek & Sundry live version is pretty hysterical. Some language warning though. Thanks for sharing.

09/28/2016 07:13 PMPosted by iii
So true...

without piranhas to chew through I'd be stuck.

Kind of like when Vox Machina faced the door in Critical Role.

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