IK WW: Z-DPS (SPEAR) GR 100 - 150+

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Hey guys, someone one gave me an up vote! I went from -10 to -9.

:)
-8: YW
What a pal!
Oh, btw do your this zdps build uses old legacy witching hour belt by anychance?

I have one and would like to use it in some build.

HBTT
Nope, but I'm confident that we can squeeze it in. ;)
I could have sworn that I cleared higher than 102. Maybe it was wishful thinking for a 105 clear, but since five rhymes nine, I probably thought of a 109 clear. In either case I was wrong :/

My bad! :)

As Aristotle once said, "Oh well, taco shell".
*%!@@#*@*?

You did a 102, but thought it was a 105 and because 5 rhymes with 9 you thought it was a 109 actually?

Like...wow.

I would believe you were having sex with Cindy Crawford while doing you're 102 and got confused because you were in such a state of ecstasy so you remembered 109 over the excuse you did give...
Anyways, still not a fan of this build. But if you enjoy it. Have at it.
03/29/2018 08:33 AMPosted by Jako
*%!@@#*@*?

You did a 102, but thought it was a 105 and because 5 rhymes with 9 you thought it was a 109 actually?

Like...wow.

I would believe you were having sex with Cindy Crawford while doing you're 102 and got confused because you were in such a state of ecstasy so you remembered 109 over the excuse you did give...


Yes... my line of reasoning is quite disturbing, isn't it.

Did you Cindy Crawford?

How long have you been trapped in Jumanji?

03/29/2018 08:34 AMPosted by Jako
Anyways, still not a fan of this build. But if you enjoy it. Have at it.


It may not be up to par, but I do provide DPS and DM. :)
What about Cindy Crawford? She's still beautiful man.

Anyways...zDPS by definition is not meant to provide DPS. The "z" stands for zero last I heard.
03/30/2018 09:44 AMPosted by Jako
What about Cindy Crawford? She's still beautiful man.

Anyways...zDPS by definition is not meant to provide DPS. The "z" stands for zero last I heard.


There's a scene in the remake of Jumanji where they ask the pilot how he's been there he says "6 months". Then he mentions Cindy Crawford and says a bunch of 90's phrases. Turns out he's been there for 20 years. That's you, haha!

Anyways, if you have a problem with DPS in zdps build then gripe to free about it. It's his guide.
03/30/2018 09:44 AMPosted by Jako
What about Cindy Crawford? She's still beautiful man.

Anyways...zDPS by definition is not meant to provide DPS. The "z" stands for zero last I heard.


So you're saying the "z" and "DieHard" are interchangeable terms?
03/30/2018 11:59 AMPosted by whitechapel
03/30/2018 09:44 AMPosted by Jako
What about Cindy Crawford? She's still beautiful man.

Anyways...zDPS by definition is not meant to provide DPS. The "z" stands for zero last I heard.


So you're saying the "z" and "DieHard" are interchangeable terms?


No, he's saying you're a two-bit comedian .
03/30/2018 11:59 AMPosted by whitechapel
03/30/2018 09:44 AMPosted by Jako
What about Cindy Crawford? She's still beautiful man.

Anyways...zDPS by definition is not meant to provide DPS. The "z" stands for zero last I heard.


So you're saying the "z" and "DieHard" are interchangeable terms?
savage

I like it
Are you saying that Savage goes by both S4v4g3 and Whitecastle?
03/29/2018 06:16 AMPosted by DieHarder
I could have sworn that I cleared higher than 102. Maybe it was wishful thinking for a 105 clear, but since five rhymes nine, I probably thought of a 109 clear. In either case I was wrong :/

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

On the DH leaderboard: hey goo, what's your best barb solo? Um, 110. But I want it to be 115, and 5 rhymes with 9, so in truth I've done 119.
03/30/2018 12:18 PMPosted by gooball
03/29/2018 06:16 AMPosted by DieHarder
I could have sworn that I cleared higher than 102. Maybe it was wishful thinking for a 105 clear, but since five rhymes nine, I probably thought of a 109 clear. In either case I was wrong :/

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

On the DH leaderboard: hey goo, what's your best barb solo? Um, 110. But I want it to be 115, and 5 rhymes with 9, so in truth I've done 119.
Let me check with our judges

...that is an acceptable answer.
03/30/2018 12:18 PMPosted by gooball
03/29/2018 06:16 AMPosted by DieHarder
I could have sworn that I cleared higher than 102. Maybe it was wishful thinking for a 105 clear, but since five rhymes nine, I probably thought of a 109 clear. In either case I was wrong :/

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

On the DH leaderboard: hey goo, what's your best barb solo? Um, 110. But I want it to be 115, and 5 rhymes with 9, so in truth I've done 119.


Yes! Exactly!

119?

Com'on bro.

03/30/2018 12:51 PMPosted by Jako
03/30/2018 12:18 PMPosted by gooball
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Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

On the DH leaderboard: hey goo, what's your best barb solo? Um, 110. But I want it to be 115, and 5 rhymes with 9, so in truth I've done 119.
Let me check with our judges

...that is an acceptable answer.


I thought so.
03/30/2018 12:07 PMPosted by DieHard
03/30/2018 11:59 AMPosted by whitechapel
...

So you're saying the "z" and "DieHard" are interchangeable terms?


No, he's saying you're a two-bit comedian .


I'm pretty sure I'm rubber and you're glue.
03/30/2018 01:33 PMPosted by whitechapel
03/30/2018 12:07 PMPosted by DieHard
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No, he's saying you're a two-bit comedian .


I'm pretty sure I'm rubber and you're glue.


I know you are, but what am I! (wait... what?)

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