Diablo III Haiku Extravaganza!

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The poetic prose
For a monumental game
Good to see it's back
No beta today.
No beta this entire week.
ForceSC2 sux.
oh my god you guys
do frowns count as syllables
i want to play :(
also who cares
how many syllables
this isn't english class


English it is not
Haikus are Japanese, friend
Please learn to haiku
Confuscious Say,
All who wait for beta today,
Hope is lost.
People in this thread
Really need to learn to count
Five, Seven, Five, duh.
Got into Beta!
Nevermind it was a scam
Um, sign of beta?
Diablo Franschise
Games you can play for decades
I'll own all of them

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Challenging Boss fights
Last is hardest, I say first
Hoping beta key drops
edit:
i can't believe my sonnet thread got deleted. i spent AN HOUR WRITING THAT. it was a CLASSIC SHAKESPEARIAN sonnet. i am done with this forum.


Alas, thread titles
Shall never be in all caps
Read posting guidelines

http://us.battle.net/blizzcon/en/forum/topic/2878400673#2


Sonnet thread delete
As I typed up my sweet verse
Now I post it here



Sonnet of Beta
So D3 to my thoughts as food to life,
Or as bitter-season'd Nerfs are to the ground;
And for the peace of all I hold this Beta Key
As 'twixt a Ninja and his wealth is found.
Now proud as Hardcore, and anon
Knowing the filching Ninja will steal our treasure;
Now counting best to be with Key than none,
Then better'd King Leoric as is my pleasure:
Sometime bags full with looting all that's gold,
And by and by clean starved for a Beta Key;
Possessing or pursuing no Endgame
Save what is had, or must from Blizz be took.
Thus do I pine and surfeit day by day,
Or posting on the forums, so gay
Yo mommaship so,
Diablo 3 haiku too,
Blues make it awesome.
@tronbie

I had a tab open with your post :)

use this thread to post the shakespearian iambic pentameter sonnets you come up with throughout your day. i'll start!

soon we will see the game
we want to play for years.
we hope it won't be lame,
the boys and girls have fears:
will it be good? will it be fun?
will it be the next biggest thing?
will they fix the text, DH's gun?
will it make us want to sing?
but here we wait for blues
to quench our info thirst.
their speech is far and few,
our hopes, they make them burst.
the beta we yearn for ever so much
will be a while, i guess, my hunch.
Alas, thread titles
Shall never be in all caps
Read posting guidelines


Sonnet thread delete
As I typed up my sweet verse
Now I post it here



Sonnet of Beta
So D3 to my thoughts as food to life,
Or as bitter-season'd Nerfs are to the ground;
And for the peace of all I hold this Beta Key
As 'twixt a Ninja and his wealth is found.
Now proud as Hardcore, and anon
Knowing the filching Ninja will steal our treasure;
Now counting best to be with Key than none,
Then better'd King Leoric as is my pleasure:
Sometime bags full with looting all that's gold,
And by and by clean starved for a Beta Key;
Possessing or pursuing no Endgame
Save what is had, or must from Blizz be took.
Thus do I pine and surfeit day by day,
Or posting on the forums, so gay


yeah, i figured thats why, but this very thread is all caps and i feel that the sonnet thread needed to match this one for MAXIMUM satire.

i will write a poem
about your great sonnet, sir
or ma'am. here it is.

EDIT:
you are a hero
I am quite hungry
Sign of beta to come soon
L O L J K

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