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Dear Blizzard,

In this thread, we write you poetry from our hearts.

Rules

1. 5-7-5 Syllabic Structure
    Line 1 : 5 Syllables
    Line 2 : 7 Syllables
    Line 3 : 5 Syllables

2. Lower case letters

3. Speak from your heart

five stacks nephalem
three hundred percent mf
hoplon alt f4

where are set items
i haven't seen one yet blizz
except in auctions
get up to five stacks
time for server maintenance
you've been jay wilson'd
i thought there'd be runes
but now runes are skills i guess
more hidden footprints
wasted sixty bucks
my god, no end game in sight
i want my cash back
Highly Rated
oh treasure goblin
what's inside that sack of yours
seven blue quivers
templar speaks with verve
look, a worthy opponent
more trash on the floor
invulnerable
plagued arcane jailer vortex
but aren't you thankful?
the butcher claims that
vegetables bad, meat good
activision, dude
I posted this in another thread before (but it got deleted). Enjoy~

Deckard Cain has died
In a small hut in Tristram
A horrible thing

But all is not lost
Leah has power within
Of course she will help

3 acts pass before
Idiot Adria killed her
Suddenly she changed

Before our eyes
And we couldn't believe it
Diablo revived
diablo you blow
resplendent chests are no fun
lets watch paint dry bro
increased attack speed
three hundred intelligence
and life from health globes
oh treasure goblin
what's inside that sack of yours
seven blue quivers


Lol
the game is not fun
so we come to the forums
surround at corner
total waste of $60
i would like my money back
please end my misery
only kill elites
look at golden treasure chests
feel empty inside
the butcher claims that
vegetables bad, meat good
activision, dude


Lol
Highly Rated
one legendary
right click to identify
fiery brimstone
one legendary
right click to identify
fiery brimstone


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