just discovered my best friend is a bot.

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Another example of a Bot having more personality then yet another game player.
There's a glaring issue with this story. Blizzard actually banned the bot.
Sometimes he got stuck places like in between a wall and a chest or next to a tree, but like a real friend i stayed with him until he d/c'ed or managed to calm the panic and port home.

I'm crying xD well done mate. Hope you find new friend soon. Just look for some Chinese names bro.
archive this lol +1
I am sure Blizzard will not mention this as "Thread of the week" on their Diablo homepage, no matter how humorous it is.
lol, 10/10
Well done.
Perfection I loved it especially the part about running circles. I have yet to play with a bot but then again I don't play in pub games. Why they do is a mystery as that is a sure fire way to get caught.(then again pub games are newbies lol)
so iv been running with this guy for like 3 months now, when i first met him he showed his commitment to our friendship by dropping heaps of good loots near his stash after every run, super guy even though alot of it was pretty lame.. crude spatula of power for example. He continually showed me his dedication to our friendship by never being more than a meter or so away from me in our runs, always got my back like a true warrior.

Sometimes he got stuck places like in between a wall and a chest or next to a tree, but like a real friend i stayed with him until he d/c'ed or managed to calm the panic and port home.

i started to notice something was wrong on a social front with "xxchowyoungepha441t" when conversation was usually heavily one sided, i mean he would always start our little yarns with a link to what i assumed was a website he recommended which normally happened to be a company involved in gold trading. Thats cool i thought the dude is looking out for me, hooking me up with sweet deals on gold.

We use to play this game where i stand at a waypoint and he runs around me in a circle, i called it circle game. It pretty much beat most of the content in diablo for entertainment value anyway.. guess you had to be there. Well yesterday i logged in to find xxchowyoungepha411t to not be online, which is odd for him seeing as though he is usually online literally 24-7 grinding craters and circling peeps in the barracks(he was a real character). i panicked and immediately sent a ticket to blizzard informing them of a missing persons case involving my beloved friend.

they went onto tell me that xxchowyoungepha411t was a program and not a real human and was exploiting the game and violating blizzards code of conduct so they had banned his account.. heartless bastard broke it to me like that, true story. now i have to make another friend to help me fill in the lonely boring days :(

I call BS cause they can't discuss another persons account with you...
You guys laugh and laugh...


This is clearly a case of prejudice!

Why only humans can play?
Bots can't have fun? Are they inferior beings?

It's not much different from the apartheid....

Fight for equality.

I have a dream of a world where humans and bots live together. I hope for a world where my not-yet-compilated data will have the same opportunities as human beings.

I'm sorry for you losing a friend because of this stupid prejudice, OP.
Best regards for xxchowyoungepha411t...
+1 internetz for the OP.

Funny stuff :D
in the spirit of great forum cultures ;)
If a bot asks you to play Thermal Nuclear War just say you wanna play X's and O's; you don't wanna risk it. uhm Chess I mean. (-.-)

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