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12/16/2012 07:54 PMPosted by zosla
I'm very casual player, don't have a lot of gold,

12/16/2012 07:54 PMPosted by zosla
I'm very casual player

12/16/2012 07:54 PMPosted by zosla
casual player


thanks for your 2 cents that absolutely mean nothing. And for the rest of you scrubs who play as much as i do and have 1/10th of my gears, you think you know more about game mechanics and economy than the Lord Joch? HA do any of you even top 100? Do you even lift?
You forgot to ask us also if we care that much if we ever make it to the top 100.
Anyhow congratulations if you did and you should be proud of yourself.
Now go print out that 100th list with Joch and post it on your bedroom wall.

I'll give you a Costco cookie for your achievement :)
I could have done better :P I wouldnt buy an EF unless it had minimum .24 aps as a mainhand weapon (he said he did this in 20 mins so eh.) I would have prioritized crit chance marginally more regardless whether the client insisted mempo.

I've assembled a few 500,600,700m twink barb projects and i view it as my responsibility to supply them with the best whirlwind barb possible which in this specific case means sacrificing crit damage for maxing out crit chance on rings/gloves/neck because players who are new to Barb struggle keeping WOTB up helps them a lot having high crit chance. Seems too focused towards paper dps.

I would have spent less gold on the offhand (im guessing he spent a lot its actually too good, compared to other pieces which do not scream 600m to me) but mostly after I finished the project and came to brag and post it on forums I would not proceed to hate on critics who accurately point out the weak spots of the build.

Calling Phat's gear worse than the clients he outfitted when Phat's gear is at least 3 times more expensive and behaving childish and emo which is something he is already known for doesnt help him any with future twink clients.
I could have done better :P I wouldnt buy an EF unless it had minimum .24 aps as a mainhand weapon (he said he did this in 20 mins so eh.) I would have prioritized crit chance marginally more regardless whether the client insisted mempo.

I've assembled a few 500,600,700m twink barb projects and i view it as my responsibility to supply them with the best whirlwind barb possible which in this specific case means sacrificing crit damage for maxing out crit chance on rings/gloves/neck because players who are new to Barb struggle keeping WOTB up helps them a lot having high crit chance. Seems too focused towards paper dps.

I would have spent less gold on the offhand (im guessing he spent a lot its actually too good, compared to other pieces which do not scream 600m to me) but mostly after I finished the project and came to brag and post it on forums I would not proceed to hate on critics who accurately point out the weak spots of the build.

Calling Phat's gear worse than the clients he outfitted when Phat's gear is at least 3 times more expensive and behaving childish and emo which is something he is already known for doesnt help him any with future twink clients.


I like the way you put things^^ so I deleted my post :D
Why can I, the Boss Wayneold do an MP10 Uber carry like you flaunt you are able to do with 1/2 the stat sheet DPS?

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/7350725426

The answer is simple Bro-saurus Rex....you don't have the skills to compete at my level.

Your gearing service smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
12/16/2012 08:37 PMPosted by Joch
Do you even lift?


i lol'd
12/16/2012 09:17 PMPosted by Wayneold
Why can I, the Boss Wayneold

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Come on man.
12/16/2012 09:17 PMPosted by Wayneold
Why can I, the Boss Wayneold do an MP10 Uber carry like you flaunt you are able to do with 1/2 the stat sheet DPS?


wow just saw those vids. ur times are flat out embarrassing. Come see me in the mp10 azmodan ring if u want to see the what your dps looks like compared to mine, scrub.
12/16/2012 09:26 PMPosted by Aracknid
Why can I, the Boss Wayneold

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Come on man.


hhhhahahahaahahahha
Woot look at my new crit soj yeah♡

Ps: damn 600m. Cant even get a upgrade with what I want. Envious of starters lawl
ALL HAIL LORD JOCH
Lord joch,

Ignore those trolls. Haters just gonna hate.

I, for one am astounded by the magnificent job you have done and would like to engage your gearing services. I have around 90m for upgrades and would tip you handsomely.
Why you call him lord? Is he your master?
ALL HAIL LORD DOUCHE


Fixt
we are all lucky to be posting in the same thread as lord joch
12/16/2012 09:26 PMPosted by Joch
Why can I, the Boss Wayneold do an MP10 Uber carry like you flaunt you are able to do with 1/2 the stat sheet DPS?


wow just saw those vids. ur times are flat out embarrassing. Come see me in the mp10 azmodan ring if u want to see the what your dps looks like compared to mine, scrub.


-Rofl-

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