Your favorite randomly generated named mob

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As the title says. The funniest one I ran across the other day was "Evil Eye the Tainted"
Anyone?
i stopped paying attention to the names of mobs i was killing, i doubt many people do.
Items are the biggest joke in this game in terms of naming conventions. I've found...

Awful Claw
Vital Urge
Painful Thrust
Terrible Weapon
Hideous Stand
The Device
Smasher's Weapon

Terrible Weapon??? Are you kidding me? What kind of an imbecile green-lit this naming system.
Items are the biggest joke in this game in terms of naming conventions. I've found...

Awful Claw
Vital Urge
Painful Thrust
Terrible Weapon
Hideous Stand
The Device
Smasher's Weapon

Terrible Weapon??? Are you kidding me? What kind of an imbecile green-lit this naming system.


my barb's weap
No name in D3 has stood out to me to even bother remembering :/

In D2, "Ancient Kaa the Soulless" is my favorite name :p
02/15/2013 02:44 PMPosted by Annastasia
The funniest one I ran across the other day was "Evil Eye the Tainted"


Those are not randomly generated...

Rare weapon's names are, mobs are not.
Items are the biggest joke in this game in terms of naming conventions. I've found...

Awful Claw
Vital Urge
Painful Thrust
Terrible Weapon
Hideous Stand
The Device
Smasher's Weapon

Terrible Weapon??? Are you kidding me? What kind of an imbecile green-lit this naming system.


my barb's weap


I loled
02/15/2013 05:33 PMPosted by Enigma
my barb's weap


holy monkeys that's hilarious!
Brobdingnagia Wormboiler

also it helped me learn Brobdingnagian is actually a real word. who knew? haha
"Alot Brimstone"

No joke.

He didn't drop rares/legs either.
pann brimstone, stupid little twinkle root killed me twice :(
my favorite D2 name by FAR was

A fallen shaman named PUKELUST THE UNHOLY

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