Misheard Emotes

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Don't know about you guys, but sometimes, I have no fricking clue what a card character says when it's played.

These are some of the ones I mishear, and what they sound like to me. I don't mind not knowing what they actually say because they give me a laugh just as they are.

Feel free to add your own.

Vex Crow - 'Oh, we flying!'
Makes sense, right?

Doubling Imp - 'Stock car, beat me!'
Given the S&M nature of warlock, that sorta makes sense, too. Sorta.

Cryomancer - 'You are s--tting me.'
Apparently, she can't believe the combo that priest just pulled off.

Vulgar Homunculus - 'You fight like a friar!'
He says it like an insult, but Friar Tuck was a drunken bada@@.

Saronite Chain Gang - 'Oh look, it's the one.'
The one what?

Kobold Librarian - 'Me take break.'
Shelving books is hard work when you're a 3-foot tall rat.
"I've gotta huge !@#$!"
"I'll never tell"
"If you're sure!?"
This game is perverted
02/12/2019 09:13 AMPosted by Phenomenal
"I've gotta huge !@#$!"
"I'll never tell"
"If you're sure!?"
This game is perverted


That first one is exactly what I hear from that card, too. I'm sure he's saying something different, but I don't know what it is. I suspect the devs probably made it ambiguous on purpose, to make all us overgrown 12 year olds giggle.
Disguised Toast...
For some reason I always heard Stonesplinter Trogg saying:
"Trogg's nose too big".
But he actually says:"Trogg no stupid".
I always hear Rin the First Disciple saying "(random gibberish), Happy 'geddon!" ('geddon being short for armageddon).

I suppose that make sense, considering she leads to Azari who brings armageddon to your opponent's deck
Sometimes I wear cologne.

Kidnapper for those who don’t know who this is
Kobold librarian apparently says "Ah! fire!" when he attacks, which makes sense. But I thought he was saying "Dark Science!" Which was much better.
I thought that Dr Boom (Hero) says:"Im so mad!" It makes sense.

EDIT:"Hey, hey, you wanna buy a funeral cake?"
Zul'jin sounds like he says Here comes the Big !@#.
"I got The Beast in my side!" - Must be painful

"I am Mal'Ganis! I! Have! A TERNO!" - "Terno" being when you have three in the same row in a game played in my country (similar to BINGO). Apparently Mal'Ganis takes his games seriously.

When I'm not sure about the soundbyte I normally check out the Hearthstone wiki on gamepedia
02/12/2019 10:52 AMPosted by Shuyin
Zul'jin sounds like he says Here comes the Big !@#.

If that isn't what he says, it probably should be.
02/12/2019 10:56 AMPosted by Morthasa
"I got The Beast in my side!" - Must be painful

"I am Mal'Ganis! I! Have! A TERNO!" - "Terno" being when you have three in the same row in a game played in my country (similar to BINGO). Apparently Mal'Ganis takes his games seriously.

When I'm not sure about the soundbyte I normally check out the Hearthstone wiki on gamepedia

Nah bud. Malganis is definitely saying, “I am Mal’ganis. I am a TURTLE”
I AM A TURTLE!!
- Malganis
"Hakkar, before the storm!" - How I hear Menacing Nimbus.

(its really "the calm before the storm")

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