[For Fun] In an Alternate World

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What happens in an alternate world of HS?

Ragnaros and Sylvanas is playing a game of HS with cards that are based on HS forum posters.

Give me your most creative posts.
In an alternate world, the most wanted legendaries are Milhouse and lorewalker cho.
02/18/2019 09:46 PMPosted by Reaver
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What happens in an alternate world of HS?

Ragnaros and Sylvanas is playing a game of HS with cards that are based on HS forum posters.

Give me your most creative posts.


Wardrum
5/5 (because he can't even)
Battle cry: *shoots a logic missile to the enemy hero*
02/19/2019 04:30 AMPosted by Gwyneth
02/18/2019 09:46 PMPosted by Reaver
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What happens in an alternate world of HS?

Ragnaros and Sylvanas is playing a game of HS with cards that are based on HS forum posters.

Give me your most creative posts.


Wardrum
5/5 (because he can't even)
Battle cry: *shoots a logic missile to the enemy hero*
But how much damage does it do???
02/19/2019 05:14 AMPosted by Wardrum
02/19/2019 04:30 AMPosted by Gwyneth
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Wardrum
5/5 (because he can't even)
Battle cry: *shoots a logic missile to the enemy hero*
But how much damage does it do???


10% of their IQ.
02/19/2019 05:19 AMPosted by Gwyneth
02/19/2019 05:14 AMPosted by Wardrum
...But how much damage does it do???


10% of their IQ.
Dang, was hoping it would be powerful... XD
02/19/2019 05:20 AMPosted by Wardrum
02/19/2019 05:19 AMPosted by Gwyneth
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10% of their IQ.
Dang, was hoping it would be powerful... XD


You have to remember...it depends on the deck you face. For aggro, it does zero.

For control, its a pretty hefty amount.

Everyone knows that aggro players have "no skills"
02/19/2019 05:20 AMPosted by Wardrum
02/19/2019 05:19 AMPosted by Gwyneth
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10% of their IQ.
Dang, was hoping it would be powerful... XD


Wardrum is a gimmick card, with an effect that does nothing most of the time. It takes a certain kind of masochist to play with him.

Parents tell their kids to don't ever go near Wardrum.
"Yuck, I'd rather be dead than be caught with Wardrum" is a commonly heard phrase
"If I could file a restraining order against Wardrum, I would" said many women
People also often say the folks who birthed Wardrum must have been high or something

Insert more roasts as appropriate
02/19/2019 06:07 AMPosted by First123
02/19/2019 05:20 AMPosted by Wardrum
...Dang, was hoping it would be powerful... XD


Wardrum is a gimmick card, with an effect that does nothing most of the time. It takes a certain kind of masochist to play with him.

Parents tell their kids to don't ever go near Wardrum.
"Yuck, I'd rather be dead than be caught with Wardrum" is a commonly heard phrase
"If I could file a restraining order against Wardrum, I would" said many women
People also often say the folks who birthed Wardrum must have been high or something

Insert more roasts as appropriate
Heck it, roast away!
Ragnaros drops Gwyneth.

Sylvannis shrugs and concedes because Gwyneth is OTK
02/19/2019 06:25 AMPosted by Wardrum
02/19/2019 06:07 AMPosted by First123
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Wardrum is a gimmick card, with an effect that does nothing most of the time. It takes a certain kind of masochist to play with him.

Parents tell their kids to don't ever go near Wardrum.
"Yuck, I'd rather be dead than be caught with Wardrum" is a commonly heard phrase
"If I could file a restraining order against Wardrum, I would" said many women
People also often say the folks who birthed Wardrum must have been high or something

Insert more roasts as appropriate
Heck it, roast away!


A good roast needs people to know details about you so we can make fun of it.

So please tell us all your dirty secrets. Skeletons in the closet, dirty laundry, what you did last summer, how you met your kids' mother, credit card info, etc.
Reaver of the Boards
4 mana 5/4 Neutral Legendary minion
Battlecry: Rotate Cost, Attack and Health of minions in your hand clockwise.
Looks like some of you gals/guys are having Fun.

02/19/2019 06:37 AMPosted by Right
Ragnaros drops Gwyneth.

Sylvannis shrugs and concedes because Gwyneth is OTK


I was thinking 4/4/4 Gwyneth, Battlecry: Summons Wardrum
02/19/2019 06:41 AMPosted by First123
02/19/2019 06:25 AMPosted by Wardrum
...Heck it, roast away!


A good roast needs people to know details about you so we can make fun of it.

So please tell us all your dirty secrets. Skeletons in the closet, dirty laundry, what you did last summer, how you met your kids' mother, credit card info, etc.
Who am I? None of your business.
02/19/2019 06:48 AMPosted by Reaver
Looks like some of you gals/guys are having Fun.

02/19/2019 06:37 AMPosted by Right
Ragnaros drops Gwyneth.

Sylvannis shrugs and concedes because Gwyneth is OTK


I was thinking 4/4/4 Gwyneth, Battlecry: Summons Wardrum

More like Battlecry: Change steady shot into "give cupcake", give cupcake: give any non salty minion +3 +3.
02/19/2019 07:00 AMPosted by LeMao
02/19/2019 06:48 AMPosted by Reaver
Looks like some of you gals/guys are having Fun.

...

I was thinking 4/4/4 Gwyneth, Battlecry: Summons Wardrum

More like Battlecry: Change steady shot into "give cupcake", give cupcake: give any non salty minion +3 +3.


But why does the cupcake I received from Gwyneth have a BITE out of it!!?
02/19/2019 07:05 AMPosted by Right
But why does the cupcake I received from Gwyneth have a BITE out of it!!?

You probably have one of the discord legendaries in your deck they F up your sinergy, they nerfed them and cupcakes interactions all the way back in beta too OP man.
02/19/2019 06:46 AMPosted by blackveiled
Reaver of the Boards
4 mana 5/4 Neutral Legendary minion
Battlecry: Rotate Cost, Attack and Health of minions in your hand clockwise.


Nice, not to let Gwyneth and Wardrum take all the limelights.

But since is an alternate world, why not Battlecry: Rotate Head, Hands and Eyes of the player clockwise. (Common logic does not apply in alternate universe)
02/19/2019 07:00 AMPosted by LeMao
02/19/2019 06:48 AMPosted by Reaver
Looks like some of you gals/guys are having Fun.

...

I was thinking 4/4/4 Gwyneth, Battlecry: Summons Wardrum

More like Battlecry: Change steady shot into "give cupcake", give cupcake: give any non salty minion +3 +3.


Battle cry: Change Steady Shot into Give Cupcake: +3/+3 to any non salty minion
Deathrattle: Summon Wardrum

I love it! Thank you!

02/19/2019 06:37 AMPosted by Right
Ragnaros drops Gwyneth.

Sylvannis shrugs and concedes because Gwyneth is OTK


Ooohhh! This is good too! I like being OTK. I can't decide which one's better...but cupcakes!

02/19/2019 06:57 AMPosted by Wardrum
02/19/2019 06:41 AMPosted by First123
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A good roast needs people to know details about you so we can make fun of it.

So please tell us all your dirty secrets. Skeletons in the closet, dirty laundry, what you did last summer, how you met your kids' mother, credit card info, etc.
Who am I? None of your business.


Wardrum 5/5
Stealth
Battle cry: Logic Missile
Deathrattle: Summons Salty Wardrum: 5/5 Charge that dies end of turn

Because he wears down his opponents with logic and quits playing when hes salty.

02/19/2019 07:05 AMPosted by Right
02/19/2019 07:00 AMPosted by LeMao
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More like Battlecry: Change steady shot into "give cupcake", give cupcake: give any non salty minion +3 +3.


But why does the cupcake I received from Gwyneth have a BITE out of it!!?


Right 3/3
Battle cry: summons 1/1 Exploding Cupcakes (random targets) until board is full (explode upon death)
02/19/2019 07:33 AMPosted by Gwyneth


Right 3/3
Battle cry: summons 1/1 Exploding Cupcakes (random targets) until board is full (explode upon death)


YUMMY!

LeMao 8/1

Charge. 50% chance to attack the wrong opponent.

Deathrattle: Shuffle an exploding cupcake into your opponents deck.

Exploding Cupcake: When drawn, deal 8 damage to your hero. You are IMMUNE until your next turn!

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