When's Orphea?

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HotS needs its Annie, and seeing how there seem to be zero child characters in SJWzzard lore, this is the perfect time.
09/24/2018 08:04 AMPosted by Reported
zero child characters in SJWzzard lore, this is the perfect time.

Isnt Murky a baby ?
Murky is a baby. Lili is a kid and chromie is a child sized adult.
You lost me at
09/24/2018 08:04 AMPosted by Reported
SJWzzard lore
Well at least his name is appropiate!
Well...Murky is a baby Murloc. Li Li is a child in training. And if we're getting really technical. Isn't Zagara like 4 years old, or do I remember wrong?
09/24/2018 09:04 AMPosted by sun4000
And if we're getting really technical. Isn't Zagara like 4 years old, or do I remember wrong?


I don´t think you can apply human age ranges to heavily modifie/engineered alien lifeforms; i have´nt heard of a 4 year old that can coordinate an army to overrun entire planets.
Anyone else find it funny that his name is "Reported"?
09/24/2018 08:09 AMPosted by Lumpymoomilk
Murky is a baby. Lili is a kid and chromie is a child sized adult.
cromie is a !@#$ing gnome
09/24/2018 08:08 AMPosted by MySelf
09/24/2018 08:04 AMPosted by Reported
zero child characters in SJWzzard lore, this is the perfect time.

Isnt Murky a baby ?

Murky is a braindead baby fish
There should be kid skins for each adult hero to better fit this game's demographic.
09/24/2018 09:04 AMPosted by sun4000
Well...Murky is a baby Murloc. Li Li is a child in training. And if we're getting really technical. Isn't Zagara like 4 years old, or do I remember wrong?

Lili is an animal.
09/24/2018 11:17 AMPosted by Reported
09/24/2018 09:04 AMPosted by sun4000
Well...Murky is a baby Murloc. Li Li is a child in training. And if we're getting really technical. Isn't Zagara like 4 years old, or do I remember wrong?

Lili is an animal.


Because animals cannot be babies.

When an animal other than a human is born they come out a full adult.

This is widely believed among the same people who believe the earth is flat.
09/24/2018 12:06 PMPosted by GuardWizard
09/24/2018 11:17 AMPosted by Reported
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Lili is an animal.


Because animals cannot be babies.

When an animal other than a human is born they come out a full adult.

This is widely believed among the same people who believe the earth is flat.
Animals don't feel pain.
09/24/2018 11:08 AMPosted by Bitterman
09/24/2018 08:09 AMPosted by Lumpymoomilk
Murky is a baby. Lili is a kid and chromie is a child sized adult.
cromie is a !@#$ing gnome
didn't say she was a child sized human. Just adult. But thank you for clarifying
Chromie looks like a Gnome just so that you don't run away screaming like crazy that there's a dragon attacking the village... even though the dragon was just smelling the flowers.

Alextrasza is not a dragon. She made people believe that her original form is the dragon, because if you knew what she really is... she wouldn't even be in the game.
While I'm sure people would rage like mad if she happened, I'd welcome a HoTS original character like her. It'd be cool to see what they come up with when they don't have all the pre-established lore and skill sets to try to force onto their design decisions.
Heroes are designed before choosing what Hero would fit with the design.

It's not the other way around.

It's not like, let's add this hero, ok... Then think about how to add it.

It's not like that.

They make 100 characters, and then throw filter and filter and filter until it falls on a hero that already exists.

Then it goes to animation and stuff.

Then code and stuff.

Then live.

Then cry.
09/24/2018 08:04 AMPosted by Reported
HotS needs its Annie, and seeing how there seem to be zero child characters in SJWzzard lore, this is the perfect time.


Then you should go back to lol if you like that crap
09/24/2018 12:50 PMPosted by Ai
Animals don't feel pain.

I know that for an autistic kid like you this can be hard to understand, but they feel pain just like you and me

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