A little thank you, and a huge disappointment

General Discussion
Let's start with good news...

Thanks for fixing the mouse pointer size in the recent patch. It was very tiny on my screen (1680x1050) since the launch.
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Now to the bad news...

What did you do to the damn balls in our spawn zone? They are too bouncy. Just poking them throws them all flying around like they are scared of hands. FIX THIS, IMMEDIATELY! My dunking skills are nullified :(
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


Phrasing.
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.
Can you comment on the removal of the dart board on Anubis? Not a big deal or anything, just you know, while you're here.
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


Fix Zenyatta balls too. And zenyatta himself actually needs a fix. *cough* buff *cough*
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


Things I hope to see.

Less bounce on the balls, more weight to them (related to less bounce), achievement with a spray reward for getting the basketball in the hoop.

Game related stuff I hope they make it so you can't attach stuff to the balls anymore, because that's just super dumb.

However I really want a chievo for making it in the hoop.

Oh and a airhorn! A air horn absolutely needs to go off when you make a basket, cheering and everything.
Lmao I noticed that too, I could never get a basket before anyhow so it's even worse for me now
06/29/2016 08:00 AMPosted by PinkKitteh
Oh and a airhorn!

PEH PEH PEH PEH PEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR *rave air horn*
Watch them put this in the next patch notes. And it'll be known as the D.Va Bouncing Ball patch. Because that's not lewd at all.
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.

Is that a Zenyatta reference?
06/29/2016 08:00 AMPosted by Starcatraz
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


Fix Zenyatta balls too. And zenyatta himself actually needs a fix. *cough* buff *cough*


Your supposed to turn your head and THEN cough ... jus sayin
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


Yes
Also WTB IRL versions of the weird little radish plushies. Pretty please.
Reinhardt can also no longer spin the blackboard with melee attacks. Please fix!
He's probably not kidding
Look at this
http://webmshare.com/play/WnPaP
06/29/2016 09:19 PMPosted by Hedda
Also WTB IRL versions of the weird little radish plushies. Pretty please.
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


"The basketballs are no longer made of flubber. You're welcome."
06/29/2016 07:58 AMPosted by Jeff Kaplan
We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Unfortunately, I am totally not kidding.


The things you guys work on instead of fixing KOTH rank point issues. I know these are probably done by two different teams though. Would just be nice if we got responses on the things that are actual problems.
06/29/2016 09:25 PMPosted by pigzig
He's probably not kidding
Look at this
http://webmshare.com/play/WnPaP


Wow.

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