DPS mains

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A DPS Main told me the world was gonna role me and that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Also, DPS mains look kinda dumb with their fingers and their thumbs in the shapes of L's on their foreheads.
I saw someone order Pineapple Pizza once, must've been a DPS Main.
I ordered a Coke and my server brought me a Pepsi, he was definitely a DPS main.
They poisoned our water supplies, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
A DPS main once stopped me on the way from spawn just to tell me I was fat.
That's why I'm a support main this season :D
Damn DPS mains just made me go broke til the next month.
09/15/2017 03:23 PMPosted by Prototype
I saw someone order Pineapple Pizza once, must've been a DPS Main.

Wow dude I don't know what to say .... i am so sorry you had to saw that.... thats some deep sh!t
A DPS main once stole my toilet paper while i was doing my business. :(
DPS mains are the type of people to flip the toilet paper so it's under. Disgusting.
DPS MAINS STOLE MY DOG
A dps main once recalibrated my refrigerators coolness setting so all my ice cream melted
I'm fine with tank and support mains. If there were no other DPS mains then I could play DPS every game.
09/15/2017 01:34 PMPosted by JeffDorta
A DPS main once called me a Hanzo main

That is hate speech
I like dps mains over support mains, im a tank main
Broke up with my girl for leaving the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A dps main.

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