Then Bastion appeared, instantly shot Moira dead, and everyone went back to playing Overwatch. The end.

Doesn't it take at least 8 seconds for Moira to kill Dva? And then more time after that to kill baby Dva? (The orbs are useless because of defense matrix eating them.)

What did i just read

Jesus christ dude.

What even is this?!

0/10 not enough rawr XD

11/25/2017 06:47 PMPosted by Coĩşŧ

What did i just read

My thoughts exactly.

Why did you get wet?

Did you poop your pants a wee bit?

Perhaps a bit of diarrhea?

Definitely needs more hearts. I can't take this seriously unless it has at least 5k hearts. Sorry.

Why the downvotes when this is an obvious joke?

11/25/2017 06:53 PMPosted by Monollock

Why the downvotes when this is an obvious joke?

Because it's this kind of joke https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/3v21vu/rawr_xd_nuzzlez_3/

Can't get more random than this...

Needs more text art. Here, have this starter pack:
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yes.

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Lipstick?

OK, did they just add emojis to the forums? Because I am LOVING these !@#$posts.

Obama was here.

11/25/2017 06:43 PMPosted by ImThrowingXD

So i decided to try out overwatch's most recent overpowered d.va counter to be added to the game

Moira *hisses at sound of her name*

hehe❤❤ ANYWAYS i threw a big blue ball

And it did a bouncy wouncy and did the enemies a dead❤❤❤❤❤

Everyone clapped including the enemy team

Obama was there...

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Said it once, I'll say it again.

Takes upwards of 13s to kill a D.Va with Moira. You suck mate.

Get learned how to make stuff more deader.

11/25/2017 08:02 PMPosted by DabOnEmHater

Lipstick?

ahh i miss lipstick

"ImThrowingXD" can only wish to match the greatness of lipstick