A plea for Sym in song form: holiday edition

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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the skins
Being added to the game

I just want Symmetra buffed
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Symmetra buffed, yeah.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the skins
Being added to the game

I don't need to hang my turrets
There upon the spawn doors
Jeff Kaplan won't make me happy
With a Genji nerf on Christmas Day

I just want Symmetra buffed
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Symmetra buffed
buffed, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for Genji nerfs
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
In the 2000+ post megathread

I won't make a list and send it
To Blizzard hq for Saint Jeff
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those blue posts click

'Cause I just want Symmetra buffed tonight
Microwaving heroes with hard light
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is Symmetra buffed
buffed, baby

Oh, all the false reports are being filed everywhere
And the sound of toxic “thanks!” fills the air

And everyone is throwing
I hear those Genji mains screaming
Jeff, won't you buff what we really need?
Won't you please buff Symmetra?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see Symmetra buffed
And respected by her teammates

Oh, I just want Symmetra to be buffed
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is Symmetra buuuuuuuuuuuuffed
Buffed, baby
Are you gonna perform naked on live television if it happens?

Additionally I think her ray gun should really have its range increased to 40 meters too! For balance purpose, and killing Torb turret! :P
(Joking, in case you didn't get it)
There are some buffs that we could do in short term just to at least keep her on the same level of the other hero buffs that nullify her abilities.

1. Faster orb charge & speed of travel from 5.5M/s to 6.5M/s
2. Spare barrier or at least halve the current rest time
3. Microwave max hit reduced from 120 to 90, range increased to 10M (12M break tether)
4. Moira shouldn't nullify her turrets with no effort

but then again we're talking about Symmetra and how Blizzard has kept quiet about her situation aside from that accidental 2M projector buff that caused a ruckus among her counter-play community
Amen
Beautiful, they should get you to replace Mariah

but seriously, Please buff Sym Blizz
This is a straight up bop! Think that if enough people sing this outside of Blizzard HQ, our Christmas wish will come true? I, for one, would love for them to buff Symmetra.
No, nerf her more please blizz.

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