Joeyray's Bar

Aug 10, 2012 hello, I'm back! Sorry I've been gone lately, I had a business trip for the company I work for. Whats happening?Duke1 Aug 10, 2012
Aug 10, 2012 This is the end. (Not that anyone cares) Yeah. I had my run. It was short. I joined after I saw one of the threads pop up to the most popular threads. I decided it's time to leave. The community was great. I had a good time working on my story-telling/roleplay, but I just don't try to keep up anymore. Guys, I take my leave. Goodbye.jaykeblakk29 Aug 10, 2012
Aug 9, 2012 The Rise of Chaos (Sign ups ooc) The bar was quiet which was unusual. Normaly for one of the only places to drink on the Dominion platform it was filled with off duty marines bragging on how many Radiers they killed or how they killed a hydarlisk with nothing but a knife. But today tenison was in the air for each man feared for his life. There were rumors going around that the Queen of Blades has returned and was rebuilding the Swarm, but that was not what had the men on edge. Three years after the zerg defeat on Char reports of zerg attacks on convoys in the outer rim came flooding in. Survivors reported it was lead by an infested human calling himself the "Lord of Chaos." Many dismissed the survivors saying they were in shock. Others say this Zerg leader was just a Queen of Blades wanabe who would soon be destoyed. However they soon found themselves wrong. One month after the zerg attacks, a Dominion Space Platform on the outer rim stopped sending tramsissions a squad sent to investigate found the platform in ruins with no survivors. Signs pointed to a massive zerg attack. When they enterd the Commaders quarters they found the poor man ripped in half and on wall, witten in blood, were the words "Chaos Reigns. Strangely the only things missing were some prototype weapons from the tech lab and a holodisk containing the last rumored location of the Queen of Blades. Stranger still the salvaged data logs said that the platform was attacked by some sort of "floating zerg nest". However fears were raised when the log's description of the leader of the zerg matched the description of the Lord of Chaos However it was not just Terrans who had to fear this new threat. 3 weeks after the platform attack a scouting patrol found the remains of a Prtoss warfleet. Signs pointed to a zerg attack. When savalgers came in to remove any scrap they found something horrifying. On one of the carrier walls, written in blood, were the words "Chaos Reigns!" So the soldiers drank in silence worried that would be next target of the Lord of Chaos. Goals: The Lord of Chaos' main goal is to recover another Kerriagn Data Disk located on the platform, although destroying the platform is an added bonus he is willing to retreat once he has the disk and things go south. The main goal of the terran troops is to simply hold out unitl renforcements arrive and dive and dirve the zerg off. Also the rank and file troops dont know about the data disk other then some rumors, though the higher ranking officers and the commander know. The Protoss seek revenge for the destruction of their fleet and right now the best way to do that is to aid the terrans in diving off the zerg, while the emperor said that ailen races are not to be trusted the situation is desperate enough for the Terrans to accept help Rules: 1 there is one terran platform commader and one toss fleet commander. 2 you can be any race or class both rank and file troop or officer but NO MAJOR LORE CHARS, The Lord of Chaos has some infested Terrans that act as generals your welcome to be one of them. You can also rp a soldier AND an officer if you want. However if thereis a lot of ppl you cant be all officers 2 alll uits are unlocked but you have to be realisitc Ex. the platform can have one or two battlecrusers but cant have an enitre fleet or the toss having 50 immortals and like 10 zelots. Also rember that the zerg have the largest numbers here this a is kinda a survvial rp. 3 I would like it if you do not kill off the Lord of Chaos or completly destory his force. I mean its ok if you kill a general or to prehaps a quick counterattack, but I plan on using him in other rps :). 4 ok the highest rank is commander but there is only one for the toss fleet and one for the platform and you have to be realistic like for instance any personal weapons you have. You cant be like a member of the toss conclave or somethign extremly op or like brohter to Tassadar make it realistic so there you have itDarkan28 Aug 9, 2012
Aug 9, 2012 StarCraft Unit Interview II Link to my first one, which is loads better than the second piece of garbage I'm about to present to you. :P http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/2650315826 Anyways, yeah. I knew I said I'd make a second one, and someone mentioned the Queen of Blades so I tried to make this. My old computer gave out on me and it had the file, I swear it was gold but yeah... After some depression and stuff, I decided to make another for fun, then computer gave out. Again. So here is a piece of garbage I made from scratch in about five minutes. Enjoy...? StarCraft unit quote tribute two, The Queen of Blades and friends. Iri (me): So, the Queen of Blades. Tell me a bit about yourself. Kerrigan: Who asked you?! Iri: Whoa now, no need to be so defensive. I’m just asking you a few questions for our viewers at home. Kerrigan: Careful what you ask for. Iri: Is that some kind of threat? You don’t ha- Kerrigan: This is my world. Iri: No, you’re on Earth… Kerrigan: Nice planet. I’ll take it. Iri: Err… No? Kerrigan: The outcome is not in question. Tychus: You’re gonna bark all day? Kerrigan: The Swarm will consume all. Tychus: Shut up and die! Kerrigan: How stimulating. Iri: Hey now! No fighting on the set! Zealot: Combat is the anvil of will! Iri: How did you get here? This is a closed set. Zealot: For Artanis! Iri: Artanis… I thought he was dead? Artanis: There can be no doubt! Iri: What the hell… Thor: THOR IS- Iri: NO! NO! NOT YOU. Thor: What happened to you commander? They got you pushing too many pencils? Iri: I’M NOT YOUR COMMANDER. GO AWAY. Zergling: KREESCREEGRBAR!!! Murloc: GRRRRBLGLBLLLLGLLLBLLL!!! *Zergling and Murloc commence an epic showdown of limp-wrist slapping* Iri: Seriously? I thought this was a closed set. Security…? Kerrigan: Let’s have some fun. Iri: You’re not helping, sit down. Kerrigan: Careful what you ask for. Iri: I’m not afraid of you. *Kerrigan lifts Iri off the floor with her wings* *thor shoots at Kerrigan with all cannons at once, demolishing the set* Thor: Sue me, @@%@head! Marauder: KABOOM, baby! Hellion: Right on! Thor: I AM HEAVY METAL. Reaper: Fair enough. SCV: Uh-huh. Thor: I AM A THUNDER GOD! Immortal: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! *thor annihilates the Immortal: Thor: EAWARGHHHHH!!! Immortal: I return to serve. Thor: Stick around. *Kerrigan emerges from the rubble of the wrecked building* Kerrigan: Yeah, I’m still the Queen !@#$% of the Universe. Artanis: Kerrigan…how could we have known?! Thor: OK, baby. Kerrigan: You pig! Marine: Boo ya! Thor: Watch this. *Thor steps on Marine* Kerrigan: You’re even more desperate than I thought. *Iri emerges from the rubble, battered and broken* Iri: Can we please, just continue… Artanis: YOU WOULD SPREAD DISCORD AMONG US?! *Iri orders a tactical nuke on Artanis* Artanis: Faith before fear. *Artanis is blown out the sky… again* Thor: RAGNAROK, BABY! Iri: *pinches bridge of nose* Can we please, just please move on? Peasant from WCIII: More work? Iri: That’s it, I quit. *Iri leaves the set and the artificial lighting flickers out* Raven: Logic capacitor. Offline…Iri3 Aug 9, 2012
Aug 8, 2012 Pankoprulu Academy, Issue 11 Victory! The Graduation Tournament has begun! Who will win? This is simple. A school- esque setting will fuction here. There will be a short monologue, followed by every "student" (people who apply) going into a unique mission. You will all be one of the following units, or any combination thereof: Marine Firebat Marauder Reaper Medic Ghost Spectre (side note: your posts must reflect slight insanity) Zergling Roach Hydralisk Lurker Queen (SC2) Zealot Stalker Dragoon Sentry High Templar Dark Templar Be forewarned: the more diverse your pool, the more nerfed you will be. After each mission, the Board (my next post) will be updated. All applications must follow the following format: Name Age Unit Mix (the one you are most of first, least of last) Abilities (two maximum, kapische?) Used Weapons Special Notes In Special Notes, if Protoss or Terran is part of your mix, you may include their personal transport. It will be used in one of the two mission modes- Space Conflict and Vehicle Chase. IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE PURE ZERG, you may use one of my custom vehicles (I'll throw 'em in later) Vehicle List (Space Conflict) Void Ray Scout Wraith Pheonix Corsair Viking Banshee Valkyrie Vehicle List (Vehicle Chase) Vulture Hellion Goliath Immortal <None needed for Stalker/Dragoon> Reaver (modified) Colossus (modified) Siege Tank I mentioned modes earlier. There are four. Jester- Protect a special unit (30 hp, 2 damage, 3 range) until he gets to a supercomputer to hack files for you. Invasion- Your units travel with 12 supply of in-game units (no, not each) to achieve a goal. Vehicle Chase- All of you have one goal- destroy all of each others' vehicles! (only vs.) Space Conflict- Enemy Stargate/Starport/Spire units will try to kill you. Kill them first. Basement: CLASSIFIED Ground: Classrooms, Lab, Grass field, Parking Lot, Bathrooms 2nd Floor: Cafeteria, Phones, Library 3rd Floor: Dance Hall, Bedrooms (everyone has a roommate, decide for yourselves) 4th Floor: Gymnasium, Firing Range, Chemical Testing Roof: Gun Batteries, Warp Pad, Broadcasting TowerZarkun500 Aug 8, 2012
Aug 8, 2012 Upgrades, Mutation, and Creation Hello everyone, his thread is for people to pitch in ideas they think would be awesome to see in the actual game. Who knows, maybe some Ideas will get taken :D. Once upon a time I wanted to mod starcraft and with the galaxy editor's complexity, it would be possible but difficult. So I decided to write my ideas down and take note that I wrote this down almost 3 years ago, so I didn't steal any ideas from blizzard or did they steal from me, just happen to think alike :D. In all seriousness, Just tell me what you think of the ideas, what your ideas are, and, this is possibly the most important, explain your reasoning for your idea, like why would it appear in the game or in the storyline. (For Example: Stetmann's research was always backed up by his recent discoveries in zerg or protoss sampling.) Have fun and get to the Ideas :D Please realize as well, My ideas and most likely your ideas are not "balanced" but try to keep them under control. No marines with 10000 range that does 99999 damage to all targets on the battlefield, I mean come on...Rendourous23 Aug 8, 2012
Aug 8, 2012 french toast sticks and scarface.... ohh baby!TonyMontana12 Aug 8, 2012
Aug 7, 2012 Ways to advertise barcrafts? I have been hosting barcrafts going on three months but have yet to bring big numbers to one of our events. We have four projectors running all the SC2/LOL related streams so I doubt it is an equipment issue. Just wanting to know if anyone here has advertising ideas? I have already been posting on TL, reddit, battle.net, and facebook. I am fresh out ideas so any help from the community would be awesome. Thanks for your time, GLHF.ManOfSteel26 Aug 7, 2012
Aug 7, 2012 Academy Match: Abel vs. Calek I might as well hand you the win now q.q I'm guessing you plan to plot-drop out in the last fight, and I have nothing I can use against you. My only hope is the stun, and I can guess the response: "36 speed, trololololol." q.q Edit: I just realized something o.0 All of the units summoned by my box have mind-control AND roots/stuns. This might just work >:3Nikola175 Aug 7, 2012
Aug 7, 2012 The New Bar Hello there. I have taken Bar responsibility from the now-retired Zanon. Drink menu: A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass. A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking. The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears. Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…” Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up. Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday. Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game. What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good. Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime... A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“ The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon. Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead. The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar. The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out. Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot. The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict. The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions. The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed. Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days (insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour. The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated. Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal. Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised. Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret. Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary. Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead. Enlightenment: tell me when you get there. Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today. M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later. Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot. Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it. Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun! The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake. The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation. Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen. Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass. The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties. Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up. Drink accessories: pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter) hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks) Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff. Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week. Anyone who violates code will be punished with extreme prejudice- being thrown into the pit of Roaches kept in the back. Fed regularly, but they're always hungry, ya know. Drink, east, goof off, and don't piss me off. That is all.Draconus500 Aug 7, 2012
Aug 6, 2012 Second Quote of the Day The point is to post quotes, funny, interesting, or otherwise, for all to see. "Try always for best. Once you accept any less, you will be last every time." -me "He who follows only his own counsel has a fool for a master." -unknownDraconus14 Aug 6, 2012
Aug 6, 2012 Academy Tournament- Marduk vs Hale Alright Jake.wfawwer97 Aug 6, 2012
Aug 5, 2012 Graveyard Continued This is a place of rest for the dead characters of role players, and role players who are not with us any longer. The good, the bad, and the ugly are all buried here. I will be the gravedigger and maintainer. I will have a list that I will updated accordingly. ------- Occupants List HBRB -His grave is here, but It is empty. His ghost is still here in JoeyRays. His grave is large and glorious. May he return. Status - Highly respected and adored. Was a frequent role player. Master of insanity. Nukester - He may not be dead, but he should be. His funeral was not attended, and his grave is filled with all sorts of stuff that all of us despise instead of his body. His grave is in the back behind a chained shut stone door. May he never return. Status -Low respect, somewhat hated. infrequent role player. Lord of Trolls -------- My list is incomplete because I was not around in the early days, so I don't know of people who should be here. Please put your characters in and help me expand my list.Duke20 Aug 5, 2012
Aug 5, 2012 Pankoprulu Academy, Number 10 Victory! The Graduation Tournament begins soon! Who will win? This is simple. A school- esque setting will fuction here. There will be a short monologue, followed by every "student" (people who apply) going into a unique mission. You will all be one of the following units, or any combination thereof: Marine Firebat Marauder Reaper Medic Ghost Spectre (side note: your posts must reflect slight insanity) Zergling Roach Hydralisk Lurker Queen (SC2) Zealot Stalker Dragoon Sentry High Templar Dark Templar Be forewarned: the more diverse your pool, the more nerfed you will be. After each mission, the Board (my next post) will be updated. All applications must follow the following format: Name Age Unit Mix (the one you are most of first, least of last) Abilities (two maximum, kapische?) Used Weapons Special Notes In Special Notes, if Protoss or Terran is part of your mix, you may include their personal transport. It will be used in one of the two mission modes- Space Conflict and Vehicle Chase. IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE PURE ZERG, you may use one of my custom vehicles (I'll throw 'em in later) Vehicle List (Space Conflict) Void Ray Scout Wraith Pheonix Corsair Viking Banshee Valkyrie Vehicle List (Vehicle Chase) Vulture Hellion Goliath Immortal <None needed for Stalker/Dragoon> Reaver (modified) Colossus (modified) Siege Tank I mentioned modes earlier. There are four. Jester- Protect a special unit (30 hp, 2 damage, 3 range) until he gets to a supercomputer to hack files for you. Invasion- Your units travel with 12 supply of in-game units (no, not each) to achieve a goal. Vehicle Chase- All of you have one goal- destroy all of each others' vehicles! (only vs.) Space Conflict- Enemy Stargate/Starport/Spire units will try to kill you. Kill them first. Basement: CLASSIFIED Ground: Classrooms, Lab, Grass field, Parking Lot, Bathrooms 2nd Floor: Cafeteria, Phones, Library 3rd Floor: Dance Hall, Bedrooms (everyone has a roommate, decide for yourselves) 4th Floor: Gymnasium, Firing Range, Chemical Testing Roof: Gun Batteries, Warp Pad, Broadcasting Towerwfawwer500 Aug 5, 2012
Aug 5, 2012 The Quote of the Day The quote of the day thread is a little tradition of mine. I always start this kind of thread no matter where I go. All that's important is that I become dedicated to that forum and here I am. It may not be the best thread, but it provides a little entertainment for a while, so go ahead. Give your quote of the day and cite the source. Give context if possible. It doesn't matter where it's from. It doesn't need to wise words. Make a movie or game quote if you want. Quote your friends if it pleases you. Leave nothing too obscure out of this thread. Have as many quotes as you want in a day. You don't even need to believe in the idea behind the quote, so go wild. "Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers. (pause) I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!" - the SC2 Ghost "Tiny natives!" - Ryan Stiles, Whose Line is it Anyways, Season 4, Episode 15, Game: Sound Effects (watch it) "It's a trap." - General Ackbar, Return of the Jedi, Context: They ran into a trap set by the Empire. A meme ensued. Thecommander500 Aug 5, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Academy Match: "Shade" VS Hale There you go, since Jake didn't create the thread I did.CrymsonRaven148 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 [KiN] Recuiting [KiN] stands for friendship, a clan that mainly focus on improving 1v1 skills, anyone of all league and race are welcome. Reason to join. You like Starcraft 2. Tired of being alone playing againest random ladder people. Like to make some friends and improve your 1v1 skills. Like doing team league. Discuss: openings, mid-game, end-game, macro, micro, hurras, ambush, etc. Help fella Clan-mates. Pratice.For anyone who wants to join come to channel 252. I might not be there all the time, usually I will get on in the afternoon.Ryuuga19 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Tournament battle: Kasora v Xin Post the rules and maps below Draconus Kasora steps into the room. I await my challenger Commander.smylez153 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Tournament Battle- Marduk vs John *Waits for Draconus*wfawwer51 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Academy Match: Calek vs. Brian (Operative #) Waiting for you, Shadow -.-Nikola67 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Academy Tourney match: Ceas vs. Cayl Rios Here's our thread, Draconus. Just throw us the map and coin toss.Zarkun228 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Ask Kerrigan: Advice from the Queen of Blades [Thread Title] Two! The old thread reached it's post limit (Sadly) Old thread: http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/248106672 I'll start us off! Dear Kerrigan I played terran, but I switched to zerg. Can you be there for my official infestation ceremony? My parents would be so proud of me. ♥ For the swarm, A Former Terran Commander EDIT: Please put effort into your "Dear Kerrigan," Post, I will not answer or acknowledge any letters that do not have a legitimate question, nor will I answer questions that had very little effort put into them (EG, posts that are less than a paragraph or two).Xase120 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 Nolanstar Very few people can find the post I put my details on so here it is Race: Protoss Unit: advanced combat chef. Equipment ; Armor : psi inhanced zealot armor with several modifications including an upgraded shield generator that produces a shield simpler to an immortals / chef plates(do not get scratched) Enhancements : leg charge enhancements/cybernetic motors to enhance all muscles Weapons: psi modules-1 on each arm, can br configured into 1 of 3 modes at a time ; Psi blade mode: enhanced versions of the zealots weapon Psi utensil mode: wicker narrow versions of a psi blade used to make accurate cuts and cut food Laser whip mode: mid ranged weapon that launches a laser whip in the direction indicated by the wrist , the laser extends 15 feet and will pass through and damage stuff it hits, each whip lasts for 3 seconds before it retracts and needs to be re launched . Trinkets : chef hat : doubles as backup generator Abilities; Charge: ... Blink:... Throw psi blade: ejects the energy from a psi blade at a target Stationary cloak:... Recal : warps to dragoon Vehicle: modified stronger dragoon shell with a chain weaponnolanstar0 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 The Transmission... This coded message was intercepted by Dominion forces. The decoded message reads as follows Kerrigan, I hope this finds you well. I heard rumors you are alive, despite what most say, and that you are rebuilding the swarm. I have a little time before my forces are tracked here and I want to be long gone before I am discovered so I will tell you my story.. I was an orphan, my parrents, casutalities of the war with the U.E.D. I grew up in an orphanage on one of the outer rim planets. It was there I discovered an amazing talent! I could read the thoughts of others, Implant suggestions, and move small objects with my mind. I kept my powers secret though. I heard stories about people like me vanishing without a trace. When I grew old enougth to strike out on my own I got a job at a repair shop. My powers made me perfect for doing micro repairs and getting a "Fair" deal out of customers. Then they came.. I was 19 and working on my vulture when some Dominion ghosts arrived into town. I could guess what they wanted. I heard that Emperor Mengsk restarted the Ghost project and I was not going to serve that madman. As soon as I saw them I jumped on my vulture and ran. I ran untill my vulture ran out of fuel. I took shelter in some caves. Little did I know I walked into a zerg Hive Cluster...untill it was too late. However, I did not die, the Brood Mother in command of the zerg there reconized my power and thought I could be of some use. I was transformed into a powerful killing machine. My new form was not so much of a curse as I once thought. I was faster and stronger but that was not all, my mental powers inceased. With each day I found I could control more and more zerg the Brood Mother saw this as well. I turned from a weapon into a threat and I knew it was only a matter of time before she killed me. So I struck first... With the Brood Mother taken care of it was easy to rally the zerg. I then left my home planet and begin moving from world to world slaying other Brood Mothers and assimilating their broods into my brood. I soon found a moon whose volcanic climate, with an atmosphere that blocked orbital scanners, and rich resources made it perfect place to start a new Hive Cluster. So far I have only resorted to Ambushes and probing raids but my brood grows stronger day by day. I will soon have enough zerg to start a war. But I do not plan to fight with you. I propose an alliance instead. With your brood and mine combined into ne we can finaly make the swarm a feared name across the Koprulu Sector once again!! I cannot disclose my location in this transmission. Mengsk could have cracked my code. Nor can I contact you with a dircect mental link. So far the Protoss have not threatened my brood but I do not want to end up fighting a war on two fronts. Instead I leave you with this, listen to your dreams, they will show you the way to my home. Good Luck Darkan, Lord of Chaos The source of the transmission an old radar tower, was found abandoned. The message was sent across the outer rim rather than being sent to a direct position. If you have any information on this "Lord of Chaos", please report it to your nearest Dominion representative immediately.Darkan2 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 Abel versus Urlog. ...Waiting and waiting. I said, I would let Risk make the thread, however, as he hadn't for several days, I decided to do itFantasy0 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 PanKoprulu Academy, Partition the Ninth Victory! The Graduation Tournament begins soon! Who will win? This is simple. A school- esque setting will fuction here. There will be a short monologue, followed by every "student" (people who apply) going into a unique mission. You will all be one of the following units, or any combination thereof: Marine Firebat Marauder Reaper Medic Ghost Spectre (side note: your posts must reflect slight insanity) Zergling Roach Hydralisk Lurker Queen (SC2) Zealot Stalker Dragoon Sentry High Templar Dark Templar Be forewarned: the more diverse your pool, the more nerfed you will be. After each mission, the Board (my next post) will be updated. All applications must follow the following format: Name Age Unit Mix (the one you are most of first, least of last) Abilities (two maximum, kapische?) Used Weapons Special Notes In Special Notes, if Protoss or Terran is part of your mix, you may include their personal transport. It will be used in one of the two mission modes- Space Conflict and Vehicle Chase. IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE PURE ZERG, you may use one of my custom vehicles (I'll throw 'em in later) Vehicle List (Space Conflict) Void Ray Scout Wraith Pheonix Corsair Viking Banshee Valkyrie Vehicle List (Vehicle Chase) Vulture Hellion Goliath Immortal <None needed for Stalker/Dragoon> Reaver (modified) Colossus (modified) Siege Tank I mentioned modes earlier. There are four. Jester- Protect a special unit (30 hp, 2 damage, 3 range) until he gets to a supercomputer to hack files for you. Invasion- Your units travel with 12 supply of in-game units (no, not each) to achieve a goal. Vehicle Chase- All of you have one goal- destroy all of each others' vehicles! (only vs.) Space Conflict- Enemy Stargate/Starport/Spire units will try to kill you. Kill them first. Basement: CLASSIFIED Ground: Classrooms, Lab, Grass field, Parking Lot, Bathrooms 2nd Floor: Cafeteria, Phones, Library 3rd Floor: Dance Hall, Bedrooms (everyone has a roommate, decide for yourselves) 4th Floor: Gymnasium, Firing Range, Chemical Testing Roof: Gun Batteries, Warp Pad, Broadcasting TowerDraconus500 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 How Would You Set Up? Okay, check this out: once, I was thinking, "Hey, why are we left with the combos we have now?" So I came up with the unit composition customizer. You choose one from each catergory: Bonus- Ability(basically one piece of free research given to you for every unit), Healing, Building Liftoff, Shielding (just double HP and SP, and Protoss shielding will not restore as it does now. A Zergling would have 70 HP, then.) Defenses- Colonies, Crawlers, Turrets, Cannons Infantry- Marine, Reaper, Zergling, Hydralisk (BW), Zealot, Stalker Support- Marauder, Hellion, Vulture, Goliath, Diamondback, Roach, Dragoon (pathing fixed), Immortal Powerhouse- Siege Tank, Thor, Reaver (pathing fixed), Colossus, Ultralisk Caster- Science Vessel, Raven, Medic, Defiler, Infestor, New Queen, Old Queen, High Templar, Dark Archon, Sentry Spy- Ghost, Spectre, Dark Templar, Lurker Spotter- Observer, Old Overlord, Overseer Transport- Medivac, New Overlord, Shuttle, Warp Prism Dogfighter- Wraith, Mutalisk, Scout, Void Ray Strike Craft- Valkyrie, Viking, Banshee, Devourer, Corrupter, Guardian, Brood Lord, Corsair, Pheonix Capital Ship- Battlecruiser, Carrier, Arbiter, Tempest, MothershipDraconus68 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Story-Darkness Within Welp, Darkra wanted me to start a thread up for him. I'll have to ask him later what he actually wanted to name the thing, xD But yeah, here's a thread he needed me to make for a story he'll be doing, :3 Darkra, all yours.Mockingjay8 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 ATM: F. "Paper" Augustine vs Traethian Dhanis ATM Stands for Academy Tournament Matchup... I await Draconus and Avikon so the battle may begin. Feel free to help yourself to the vending machine. Smash Bar - you've heard of Crunch, right? Add some HyperEvolutionary Virus and you wind up with a slightly more extreme snack. SMOG - this Yeh-Ket beverage is considered a delicacy by some, a horror by others... yes, that is condensed pollution made into an energy drink. Poe - tato Chips - ignore the grinning faces and demonic flames. Candy Apple - available in Regular, Caramel, and Creep. Soda - because I like it. Waffle Fries - I couldn't stand the fact that only one Chik-Fil-A exists in my state, so I stole their recipe.KnarledOne2 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Stars Dairy and beef supply Anyone who sells beef or milk knows how expensive it is to get out here, so I started a inexpensive place to get it. We sell dairy and meat from various animals the menu will be added soon we also have a rodio that includes zergling fights( not to the death just knockout) and a bar Bets may be placed on the rodionolanstar0 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Stream - Playing Campaign for the first time Ok, so I now the thing that most people care about is 1v1 ladders, from what I gathered that was the only thing starcraft 2 impacted esports with, but I'm pretty new to starcraft, barely ever played it, including campaign. So instead of just playing campaign solo, in silence, which seems rather boring, I'm gonna stream it, so people can give tips and laugh at how bad I am at the game, expect fail, hilarity, and dead terran everywhere... May also take a break to play customs or stuff with viewers. http://www.twitch.tv/magicalmongoman (yes it's primarily a league stream)Fatalen5 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Amnesia Redux Reviving this RP. Credits to BcFluppuple for starting this RP. ======= Terran Dominion. Terran scouts had detected a Xel' Naga artifact situated on a derelict Xel' Naga World Ship, 12 Battlecruisers have been launched to capture the artifact. You encounter a fleet of infested ships, including a Supercarrier, and 10 Battlecruisers, all bearing the UED symbol. As you prepare yourself for launching to attack the forces on the ground, a blue shockwave appears and you black out, you awaken to find yourself in blackness, none of the electric systems on your cruiser appear to be working. You must find allies, then attempt to power up the ship. Units: Marine, tough little buggers, these guys carry around a C-14 Gauss rifle, immediately available. 7 health, 5 IQ, 5 mobility, 1 Psionics Pilot, Armed with only a Kevlar Vest and 10 Shot Pistol, they have the required training to pilot a vehicle, immediately available, vehicles however are not available at the start 3 health, 7 IQ, 7 Mobility, 1 Psionics Marauder, Armed with dual Punisher Grenade Launchers they can take a fair amount of damage before unleashing a withering barrage of grenades. Requires Armory 9 health, 5 IQ, 3 Mobility, 1 Psionics Ghost, Armed with a C-10 Canister Rifle, they are expert snipers, capable of taking out a lightly armored foe from half a mile away, up close they can use their keen psionic abilities to turn the tide in their favor Requires Cryo-Cell Room. 3 health, 6 IQ, 6 Mobility, 3 Psionics Infested Fleet. The UED fleet under the command of Gerard Dugalle was crushed by a mysterious force, they're signals stopped transmitting, a fleet containing 5 Supercarriers, and nearly 60 Battlecruisers attacked the Koprulu sector, they never even got to a single Terran world, a horde of mysterious creatures came down and annihilated the fleet, 1 Supercarrier was spared only to be turned into a gigantic breeding ground before the helpless crew's eyes, 10 Battlecruisers had a similar fate, now they are under the command of a Cerebrate, assigned to capture a Xel' Naga Crystal. Right as you were approaching a blue shockwave appears and you black out. You awake to find yourself on the Infested Supercarrier, but your fellow infested appear dormant, you must awaken them. Units: Infested Terran, an infested terran, a tormented soul, each infested terran's consciousness is continuing to fight for control over their body, the Zerg genes give them very rapid regeneration and claws capable of slicing through most personal armor. Available Immediately. 5 Health, 5 IQ, 6 Mobility, 1 Psionics Infested Marine, mutated into a heavy firepower unit, Infested Marines carry an infested C-14 Gauss rifle, which fires poisonous spines, also a large claw on their left hand can be used as a highly dangerous close-quarters weapon. Available Immediately. 8 Health, 4 IQ, 4 Mobility, 1 Psionics Infestor, a large sluglike creature, they can move surprisingly quick and can store infested Terrans inside of them for use later, can also cast a web of stringy fungal growth on an enemy immoblizing them as well as dealing heavy damage over time, can shoot acidic spores at single targets to do light damage. Requires infested bridge. 3 Health, 6 IQ, 7 Mobility, 1 Psionics Neural Spore, a small spore, capable of seeking out and infesting most smaller mechanical units (Siege Tank or lower), Requires Genetics Lab 1 Health, 1 IQ (only one use), 14 Mobility, 1 Psionics. Mercenaries. You were hired to get in, get a Xel' Naga Artifact, Get out, it turned into much more than that, your attack was timed with the Dominion's so you could get in unnoticed, however your Hercules Cruiser Crashed, and you black out, you awaken to find nothing functional, you need to find a way to hail a battlecruiser to help you, or get the object. Units: Marine, You are a Mercenary Marine, armed with the prototype C-16 Gauss Carbine, you can perform precision shots as well quick bursts of fire into a crowd of enemies. Available Immediately. 7 health, 5 IQ, 5 mobility, 1 Psionics Devastator, a suit based off of the Firebat suit, it is equipped with Dual Gatling Guns and a heavy over-shoulder AA rocket launcher (6 shots) it can dish out heavy damage, but it cannot take nearly as much as the sturdier the Maurader Suit. Available Immediately. 9 Health, 5 IQ, 4 Mobility, 1 Psionics Espionage Agent, a minor psionic, is armed with a short-range Electro-Static cannon capable of dealing heavy damage to weak targets quickly, but relies on allies to kill heavier enemies. Requires Cryo-Room. 4 Health, 7 IQ, 5 Mobility, 2 Psionics Cyborg Pilot, equipped with Cybernetic Implants, you can literally connect to your ship, you can also access mechanical doors and override them, but you lack good anti-personal weaponry, instead you have a long range anti-vehicle 30MM Rifle. Requires Hangar Bay 5 Health, 7 IQ, 5 Mobility, 1 Psionics Zerg Swarm. Kerrigan sensed the Dominion was hunting down a Xel' Naga artifact, she sent her best Brood after it, 8 Leviathans carrying nearly a billion Zerg was going to intercept the Fleet, they found a portion of the World Ship floating in space, it was infested, but an attack made by the Tal' Darim Guardians broke it into several pieces, you must rejoin the pieces and then assault the Tal' Darim base. Units: Zergling, small quick little units, armed with razor sharp claws and powerful hind legs for leaping, you are here to serve the swarm in its conquests, Available Immediately. 5 Health, 3 IQ, 8 Mobility, 1 Psionics. Hydralisk, a slower moving unit, capable of dishing out volley after volley of poisonous spines, can club nearby enemies to death with spiked arms, Available Immediately. 7 Health, 4 IQ, 5 Mobility, 1 Psionics Queen, A Powerful and imposing Zerg Unit, can fling high-velocity spines at targets, closer targets are ripped to shreads with razor sharp claws. Requires Lair. Nearby Zerg units regen faster. 9 Health, 4 IQ, 3 Mobility, 1 Psionics Mutalisk, fast flying high mobility unit, can strike multiple targets with it's deadly glave-wurm. Requires Spire. 4 Health, 3 IQ, 9 Mobility. 1 Psionics Tal' Darim Protoss. you are guarding a Xel' Naga artifact, a Dark Templar and Terran Ghost attacked a High Templar at the base of the Artifact's Shrine, suddenly a blast of blue energy knocked you out and now you must power up all your buildings. Then destroy the intruders. Units: Zealot, training for decades on end for the moment you engage the enemy, you are armed with dual Psi-Blades and a Plasma Shield, Available Immediately. 10 Health, 5 IQ, 5 Mobility, 2 Psionics Pilot, you are trained in the art of flying fighters, you can pilot a Phoenix into a flock of vikings and emerge unscathed, you can use your ample psionic power to dodge enemy projectiles, has 1 Psi-Blade, Available Immediately. (however ship is not, ships require a starport) 6 Health, 7 IQ, 6 Mobility, 3 Psionics Dragoon, you've seen combat, and have suffered Terrible Terrible Damage, your tattered body was placed inside a robotic shell, you are armed with a heavy Phase Diruptor, capable of tearing apart weaker enemies quickly. Find Cybernetics Core 16 Health, 2 IQ (you cannot manipulate objects easily), 3 Mobility, 1 Psionics High Templar, you are a zealot, you have completed your training in the arts of war, you are able to summon a storm of psionic energy so intense it literally rips the soul from the body, you are armed with your own psionic skill typically firing single blasts of energy to attack opponents, Requires Templar Archives. 7 Health, 5 IQ, 4 Mobility, 6 Psionics, Dark Templar. You are here to retrieve a Xel' Naga artifact from the Tal' Darim, you and your buddies arrived in 1 Warp Prism with Corsair escorts. Unfortunately, only a few of you could warp in before the prism was annihilated, and then a blast of light occurred and you woke up alone, in the middle of derelict world ship. You must gather allies and attack. Units: Void Initiate, Almost a Dark Templar, you are armed with a single Void Cannon, capable of shredding a Zergling apart in a single hit. Available Immediately. 8 Health, 6 IQ, 6 Mobility, 2 Psionics Stalker, you command a robotic shell containing your wounded form, you are armed with Particle Disruptors and can bludgeon smaller enemies with your powerful limbs. Available Immediately. 12 health, 3 IQ, 5 Mobility, 2 Psionics Corsair Pilot, you command the fastest ship around, capable of destroying large groups of enemies quickly with your neutron flare, for ground targets you can cast disruption web and fire bursts of energy at them, Requires a Nexus. 20 Health, 2 IQ, 10 Mobility, 2 Psionics. Dark Templar (locked), you are the shadows, you command the darkness, your enemies do not see you coming, then you slice their pathetic beings to pieces with a well placed blow of your powerful warp blade. 6 Health, 6 IQ, 7 Mobility, 4 Psionicssmylez37 Aug 1, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 This probably isn't the place to ask... but Have any of you actually been to the site thirteenhorror.com ? It's supposed to be the scariest experience in the world, but you have to pay money to do it. Can someone just give me a rundown of what it is?Chesty5 Jul 31, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 zerg naming conventions what are they?ZergBioMech13 Jul 31, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 Wfawwer is Back!!!!!!! From what I understand Wfawwer is respected around here and she was on vacation but came back so welcome back!!!!!!!! You may choose a free pet from my shop Wfawwer :DMechaGhidrah22 Jul 31, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 LF A CLAN Hello, I am a mid-high plat zerg (I know my rank shows top 8 gold but thats only because I fell ladders trying new builds) and I am looking for a serious clan to join. Add me in game to talk, I am online quite often. My info is Wizardsleeve, and the code is 970.WizardSleeve1 Jul 30, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 What Portrait Do you Like the most????? What portrait would you like to have as yours the most???? For me its either the Hydralisk, Predator, or MaarMechaGhidrah11 Jul 30, 2012
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Jul 30, 2012 Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 7) Continued from Zanon's PRP Bar(Part6)Zanon500 Jul 30, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 New RP Coming Soon I will most likely be making a new RP based of the idea I had in the RP Discussion thread I made.MechaGhidrah21 Jul 30, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 SOOOOOO DAMN SLOOWW!!!!!!!!! No one is RPing today :(MechaGhidrah25 Jul 29, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 Horizon, Part 2 "I don't know. It went off on our way back here. We'll order some beers."Naitsrich58 Jul 29, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 Earth's Maw (Open RP) (I have to thank Zanon for the name) This is a classic dungeon-crawler RP, that takes place in an alternate timeline, during a period of temporary peace. There is no currency, it being irrelevant, as you will be put through multiple tests and challenges, trying to reach an end goal. You are the greatest explorers of your chosen race, and you have all found what could be the greatest discovery of all time. A Xel-Naga Vault. This vault has stood for thousands of years, withstanding all those who have found it thus far, and it is a challenge you will face. It contains a vast majority, if not all, of the knowledge of the Xel-Naga in the Koprulu Sector. What you could find, could change the fate of the Galaxy forever. The character layout will be as follows: Name: Race: Unit(can be a mixture of 2 relatively similar units of the same race, IE: Zergling/Roach): Stats(I will try to balance it): Background: Equipment(you all start out with a method of communication {Zerg, Hive-Mind link; Protoss, psionic link; Terran, suit-communicators} and one piece of equipment of your choice {not counting basic weapons}): Abilities: Team(who you are starting with): Units you can use: Zergling Baneling(you don't explode, you release the acid in a controlled fashion) Roach Queen(both) Drone(be creative, it is of course allowed) Hydralisk Lurker Infestor Mutalisk(low-flying) Broodling Changeling(of course) Probe Zealot Sentry Stalker Dark Templar High Templar Archon(both) Immortal Phoenix Pilot(low-flying) Void Ray Pilot(low-flying) SCV Marine Marauder Ghost Spectre Medic Firebat Reaper Hellion Driver Vulture Driver (Maybe)Goliath Pilot(Small) AI(If done well) Engineer/Techy Custom(I will oversee) Tell me if I have forgotten any, most of my knowledge pertains to Zerg. You will face devious puzzles and strange challenges, but you must overcome them to reach the heart of the vault. You can work with those of other races, f you can find a means of communication. Or... You may kill them. There will be aspects of realism, such as sleep, water, food, and such other necessities. You will fight creatures, and find equipment, and you may also learn a few things in your travels. You must use knowledge and creativity to your advantage, if you are to survive. ("And may the odds be ever in your favor." I just had to) Hope people will join :)Nikola446 Jul 29, 2012
Jul 28, 2012 24 in Twenty-Four I'm going to be writing TWENTY-FOUR short stories in twenty-four hours to make up for my lack of writing. No specific date in time yet (It could happen TWENTY YEARS from now, or tomorrow). Obviously, it's going to start when I have a full day off and have inspiration. Expect terrible writing around story 18-24. In the mean time, I'm going to be doing nothing at all. Gotsa save all possible brain juices for the event.BcInFinitY9 Jul 28, 2012
Jul 28, 2012 Something really weird that I didn't know. I was looking at the different national forums, and I saw Europe's forums (the only other ones I could understand mind you), don't have Joeyray's Bar, WoL Discussions, or a HotS forum. Just something I found interesting.Chesty4 Jul 28, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 East Bay SC2 Players anyone in Vacaville or other East Bay cities that know of any meet ups?ieatzerg0 Jul 27, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 Hello, Im new here!!!!! HELLO! As you can tell <looks left> my name is duke! And Im clearly new here. Anyways, I wanted to be briefed on life here in JoeyRays. Whats it like? Who is cool? Who should I avoid? What threads should I visit most often? A completeish history of JoeyRays. Best drinks? Advice? Other? Jimmy, I think I might just like it here!Duke41 Jul 27, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 Opinion of Me ????? Im in a RP and have started a pet shop so I wonder whats everyones opinion about me. I heard there was an initiation??????MechaGhidrah4 Jul 27, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 Team Legion recruiting! The Legion Gaming Community is currently recruiting!! :D We accept all leagues and ranks. We are both a very laid back and active community with other games such as League of Legends, Counter-Strike:Source and Team Fortress 2. We offer a place for casual play and competitive competition. We have 2 teams for the more serious players. One is our Amatuer team, The Dark Side, Bronze-Masters. As well as our Pro Team, Team Legion! We host many in clan tournaments as well as team games on a daily basis. We also participate in various clan wars. Practices are held throughout the week using a KOTH style. Come join us in-game channel: The Legion Our current Pro Team made its official announcement on Team Liquid: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=272803 and our main streamer for the Team Liquid site is Avilo For more information visit us at: http://teamlgn.com/ Or to directly apply visit: http://www.teamlgn.com/register.php For any questions you may post here or contact me in game at Bullseye 408 Other recuriters are: Dougarasu.148 kohan.776 Sammuroth.427 Anatares.683TheGreatOne3 Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 Little things you want to see in HotS I wanna see more portraits/decals, and a little bit of statistics about my play, such as w/l ratio vs specific races, at what point on average I'll win/lose a game vs certain races, etc.Monkeylord8 Jul 25, 2012