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Feb 9, 2012 ANGELica Phase this is a collaborative story featuring darkra which is me, flupupple, howbabysrbrn, ace, and zanon. each person has their own character(s) in this story so please stay tuned because we write big chunks at a time so posts might be a bit slowdarkra495 Feb 9, 2012
Feb 8, 2012 Guys help me. :/ I came home from school, and I have an xbox live but not an account, but I came home to this on my screen i took a photo for purpose. I don't know this Darren adams guy either, he must be atleast 18+ because he is enterting credit card information. I don't know what to do. Any tips? Edit: I also found an unknown email address in my remembered searched on this webpage that was in my history; Feb 8, 2012
Feb 8, 2012 This Is a Zergling and Zealot Thread #8 (RP) This is an actual roleplay. Here are the rules! State your (name) (race) (unit-type), and any other info that you feel others should know. I will start. Additionally, all races can understand each other, due to some technology. Please keep track of your Credits and Items. Each Player will get 100 credits at the beginning of each day, from when they started. *Link to First Thread* I give Credit for this series of threads to Vulturling. New Players are welcomed.NickDaMan500 Feb 8, 2012
Feb 8, 2012 Learning Korean! I've decided to start learning Korean, and already know the alphabet of it. Is anyone else pursuing something like this?Amridell7 Feb 8, 2012
Feb 8, 2012 So one larva says to another larva... What do you want to be when you grow up? Post SC2 jokes here...EugeneTwo60 Feb 8, 2012
Feb 8, 2012 The Crash (Part 5) The last thread has reached it's limit, and there doesn't seem to be a part 5 yet, so here.Jake500 Feb 8, 2012
Feb 7, 2012 Fall of Aiur I came up with this short story shortly after Thunder suggested that we should see the darkside of the protoss (Although it doesn’t exactly stress the dark points in Protoss). It is set in place during the siege of Aiur. The Protoss, with their self-glorified machinery, believe that WE defiled the galaxy. One after another, they destroyed our brethren, and baked the landscape of all the planets that we inhabited. They not only killed us, but all other living creatures that had claimed part of the planet as their own. We do not respect such mindless creatures, but our broods have suffered for far too long. They believe in complete unity, even though they have shunned their own brothers in arms. The pathetic beings known as the Terrans are more deserving of respect then the disgusting creatures called the Protoss. We have waiting for long enough. Years of preparation have led to this glorious moment when the Protoss are finally destined to fall. For years, we have let them bathe in their glory. For years, we have sacrificed our brethren. But now, we no longer have to tolerate them. Now, we shall overwhelm them, and show what the Zerg are truly capable of. We shall take our birthright. Now is the time to bring the fight to Auir. The self righteous Protoss will feel our claws rip through their flesh. They will see their comrades melt into nothing and will have to watch, helplessly, as he screams in pain hoping for nothing less then for his suffering to end. We will enjoy seeing your warriors run in a chaotic confusion as our zerglings end their lives with a single stab to the chest. And when your world finally falls, you shall know what it is like to be a feeble, incompetent being. The galaxy is ours to conquer and nothing will stop us. [Switching to the protoss point of view] A gore filled mess surrounded our world. No matter how many we killed, more rose up and took their place. The cries of pain that emitted from our fellow allies infuriated our warriors. Every man that fell gave them another reason to continue on, but their efforts seemed to do nothing to stop the wave of monstrosities that surrounded us. No matter how many Zerg felt the heat of a psi-blade cutting through their flesh, of a plasma cannon ripping through their carapace and stopping their heart, more seemed to erupt from the ground or appear from an opposing horizon. Nobody let it show on their faces, but for once, we were terrified. Our advanced technology did little to stop the fury of the swarm. The sound of metal being torn to pieces filled the air. We sent out everything we could. Reavers made their way to high vantage points to destroy key points in the Zerg. But mutalisks flew in dozens at a time to destroy them before they could do significant damage. The skysc#*@%rs known as the ultralisks decimated all of our ground forces. With each swipe the massive thing threw, a dozen zealots died. Devourers and guardians claimed the sky and made quick work of all our air forces. The ground spit out spikes and prevented our warriors to find weak points in the Zerg army. The possibility of defeat was growing ever larger. Too many had fallen to this onslaught. The ground had become littered with bodies of the fallen. Why did we continue fighting? My swings were becoming slower. My wounds burned hotter then before. When the Zerg finally prepared to cut me down, I accepted death gracefully. I closed my eyes, and let the enemies finish me. I did not know how many managed to reach the warp gate in time, but no longer did I care. Now is the time to join my brothers with Adun. Forgive me if it's not top notch quality. Just an idea I had.InFinitY18 Feb 7, 2012
Feb 7, 2012 Starcraft Terran Theme 2 Rock Cover Free DL Hey guys! Did this the other day and figured I'd share it on the forums! Enjoy! :) Feb 7, 2012
Feb 6, 2012 Stetmann's Zerg Research Log (v2) [{Infestor & Brood Lord Entry now up!}] Hello everyone! Now that I have a little more time on my hands, I wanted to post some revised versions of my old works, and a couple of new ones I have been working on. This is Stetmann's Zerg Research log, where Egon Stetmann studies different Zerg creatures to analyze their specific traits in an attempt to understand how they Zerg function as a whole. I will post regular entries on this thread weekly, and will change the first sentence of this post to the name of the most recent entry so that all you need to do is hover your mouse over the title to see if something new is out. I would also like to hear suggestions on which other Zerg creatures you would like to hear about. I have several written already but love adding to the ones with suggestions that I get. I am also working on a Protoss version of this log, so keep your eyes peeled for that. Without further ado, I give you Stetmann's Zerg Research Log:Aradan34 Feb 6, 2012
Feb 6, 2012 Dark as Night (One-Shot) As suggested when I first returned to the forums, I pitched some ideas I had been working on and asked for feedback of what the community wanted to see. The highest voted story was 'Dark as Night,' a story of vengeance. I would like to say that while mostly it deals with emotions, there is violence and gore, so be warned. This is the first draft of the story, so I will be continuing to work on it, so please give me pointers, and let me know what you think. Without further ado, I give you, Dark as Night.Aradan16 Feb 6, 2012
Feb 6, 2012 Short Stories Alright guys, I give up. Lots of you guys have been creating short stories, but I'm coming up blank for ideas. Any suggestions?NickDaMan6 Feb 6, 2012
Feb 6, 2012 Help Comp Upgrade!!! processor 2.50 gigahertz Intel Pentium Dual-Core 64 kilobyte primary memory cache 2048 kilobyte secondary memory cache 64-bit ready Multi-core (2 total) Not hyper-threaded Main Circuit Board Board: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. G41M-ES2L Bus Clock: 200 megahertz BIOS: Award Software International, Inc. F1 02/03/2009 Display ATI Radeon HD 4650 [Display adapter] Hanns.G HW173 [Monitor] (17.2"vis, s/n 738NH3NA00900, September 2007) Drives 320.07 Gigabytes Usable Hard Drive Capacity 112.92 Gigabytes Hard Drive Free Space HL-DT-ST DVD-RAM GSA-H54L [Optical drive] 3.5" format removeable media [Floppy drive] Disk drive -- drive 5 Disk drive -- drive 4 Disk drive -- drive 3 Disk drive -- drive 2 Generic STORAGE DEVICE-A USB Device [Hard drive] -- drive 1 WDC WD3200AAKS-00L9A0 [Hard drive] (320.07 GB) -- drive 0, s/n WD-WMAV29144418, rev 01.03E01, SMART Status: Healthy Multimedia ATI Function Driver for High Definition Audio - ATI AA01 Realtek High Definition Audio ok people I got $300 to upgrade this . Can anyone help me pretty plzzz?enVtheUSA0 Feb 6, 2012
Feb 4, 2012 Wishing Ace was still gone His grammar has gone to !@#$. He has degraded to what he was before.NickDaMan52 Feb 4, 2012
Feb 3, 2012 The Stupid Admiral Dear All-Who-May-Read-This, The stupid Terran Admiral is sending me from the barracks into a protoss base for a forward placement. Wish me luck with the god damned retarded SCV over there named Billy. He can't even build bunkers right. -Marine 12456312456 "Bunker Rush 2532324"Nuparu90 Feb 3, 2012
Feb 3, 2012 "I hate this show!" *Raises a gun and aims it at the Joey Ray's T.V.* Luni10 Feb 3, 2012
Feb 1, 2012 Steven Bonnell II (ROOTDestiny) screensavers Hey forums. I watch Destiny's stream alot and I was wondering where i could get the screensavers that he has. Post a link if you know. ThanksVader0 Feb 1, 2012
Feb 1, 2012 anyone here on 9 gag? i know this is weird but can you go like this post i need your help ;) Feb 1, 2012
Jan 31, 2012 Joeyray's Bar deserves more attention. How many of you agree?NickDaMan32 Jan 31, 2012
Jan 28, 2012 Iowa Gamers Hey everyone, I started up a website for gamers from the Midwest, Iowa, Nebraska, South Dakota, Minnesota. Even if you are not from these areas you can still sign up and participate, PS3, X360, PC, Starcraft, and more! Iowa Gamers Online, Check it out!igoDrMacro0 Jan 28, 2012
Jan 28, 2012 Looking for a mentor! (and or new IRL friends I'm trying to get good at this game but I think I would get a lot better if I surrounded myself with friends who actually know how to play the game very well. If you in masters(or high diamond) please shoot me a friend request and lets chat. Bonus points if your in the orange county area! Some info about myself. I'm a 21 year old student who hates going out in the sun. Adimask11 Jan 28, 2012
Jan 28, 2012 US Navy to send MOTHERSHIP to Middle East ZOMG MOTHERSHIPS you can't sink a fleet you can't see!MKPWNAGE1 Jan 28, 2012
Jan 27, 2012 Cloaked Love, Part 8 and to continue......Thundercrash199 Jan 27, 2012
Jan 26, 2012 Blogging about gaming and fitness. Hey fellow SC players. I mostly roll around on the general forums soaking up the tom foolery that goes on over there. The tag for those forums is "Discuss StarCraft II" so it didn't seem like the place for this. I've started a blog. I'm an out of shape gamer who's looking to improve my health and fitness and I'd like to take as many other people like me on the trip. I'm going to be reviewing fitness games, posting healthy recipes and talking about the trials and tribulations that come up as a person trying to live a normal life, have fun and get fit. Putting yourself out there on the internet is kind of scary but I think we're moving in the right direction to have fitness and gaming be related. We hear about the guys at EG going to the gym on a regular basis if you listen to State of the Game and there's been loads of fitness software released since the motion control craze popped up. I'm working with both a nutritionist and a trainer so I'll have professional level advice to give and color commentary on just how easy or hard the process of losing close to 100 pounds is going to be. If you're someone who wants to start this journey too please stop by and post your goals and plans. If you keep it fit now let us know what works for you. If you simply want to people watch be my guest. Anyhow the blog is here at, stop by and feel free to let me know what you think. My first game review will be of Dance Central 2's fitness mode for Xbox 360 Kinect. Thanks!PajamaHero17 Jan 26, 2012
Jan 23, 2012 Does this mean I have relationship trouble? my 1.66 month long relationship has taken a shocking turn! last night, in my sleep, I texted my girlfriend ".g.g" they aren't close to each other on my keyboard, so it must be an attempt at day9's g.g. the context of his use of that phrase disturbs me. I thought that I liked my girlfriend, but what if that was an attempt, from my subconscious, to annoy her with a phrase that she doesn't understand? WHAT IF I AM BECOMING A FELICITY? /insane rantTetrasulfide7 Jan 23, 2012
Jan 21, 2012 no news Maybe this has been addressed but I wasn't able to find anything. How come it has been over a month since blizzard has posted anything new on there main page? The last thing I see is happy holidays.Hudson0 Jan 21, 2012
Jan 20, 2012 Space... (Equipment Charts) OOC: If you don't already know, this is a non Starcraft based lore roleplay that I wanted to test out with you guys. Cuz, well, you rock. And even Ace can be in it as long as he isn't silly. Miscellanious: Basics (1 - 5 Cr. or 1 Pc.): Mug: 1 Cr. Mug (Large): 1.5 Cr. Flask: 1 Cr. Flask (Large): 1.5 Cr. Traveler's Cloak: 1 Pc. Bandana: 1 Cr. Rug'taff Shoulder Pad (Damaged): 1 Pc. Face Mask (Minor Gas Resistance): 1 Pc. Hat (Fedora): 1 Pc. Hat (Wide Brimmed): 3 Cr. Kilt (Damaged): 1 Pc. Robe (Any Sort, Torn): 1 Pc. Water (1 Pint): 1 Cr. Water (1 Quart) 2 Cr. Water (1 Gallon) 3 Cr. Juice (Processed, Orange): 5 Cr. Juice (Processed, Lemon) 5 Cr. Cola (Fizz): 5 Cr. Cola (Flat): 1 Pc. Ammo (Projectile Bullet [10 Rounds]): 1 Pc. Ammo (Projectile Laser [10 Charges): 1 Pc. Ammo (Projectile Plasma [10 Canisters]): 1 Pc. Ammo (Rocket/Cannon Shells [1 Zaglass A.T.]): 1 Pc. Advanced (2 Pc. - 10 Cr.): Purified Water Container: 2 Pc. 3 Cr. Purified Flask: 2 Pc. 3 Cr. Jacket (Leather): 2 Pc. Jacket (Fur): 10 Cr. Robe (Clean, any sort): 2 Pc. 5 Cr. Kilt (Clean): 2 Pc. 2 Cr. Traveler's Space Cloak (Heat Sustaining): 2 Pc. 10 Cr. Water (Clean 1 Pint): 1 Pc. Water (Clean 1 Quart): 2 Pc. Water (Clean One Gallon): 2 Pc. 5 Cr. Juice (Fresh, any fruit): 2 Pc. Juice (Fresh, any vegetable): 2 Pc. Cola (Fizz, Clean): 2 Pc. Cola (Flat, Clean): 2 Pc. Weaponry: Plasma Pistol: 3 Pc. Burns Bullet Pistol: 1 Pc. No effect Laser Pistol: 5 Pc. Burns through 1" solid objects Mini Pistol A.T. Rocket: 10 Pc. Tracks Vehicle Treads/Tires Plasma Shotgun: 10 Pc. Burns Spray Bullet Shotgun: 5 Pc. Spray Laser Shotgun: 20 Pc. Burns through 3" object, Spray Spray Rocket Cannon: 25 Pc. Tracks Vehicle Mounter Weapons Plasma Smg: 10 Pc. Burns Rapid Fire Bullet Smg: 5 Pc. Rapid Fire Laser Smg: 20 Pc. Burns through 2" object, Rapid Fire Rapid Rocket Five Burst Cannon: 30 Pc. Fires Five Rockets, Tracks Driver Plasma Assault Rifle: 12 Pc. 5 Cr. Short Controlled Burst, Burns Bullet Assault Rifle: 8 Pc. Short Controlled Bursts Laser Assault Rifle: 25 Pc. 7 Cr. Short Controlled Bursts, Burns through 5" material Rocket Launcher: 50 Pc. Tracks Canopy of Vehicle Plasma Sniper: 30 Pc. 20 Cr. Burns, Pierces Armor Bullet Sniper: 20 Pc. Pierces Armor Laser Sniper: 50 Pc. 3 Cr. Pierces Armor and continues burning behind hole in body Long Range Mini Rocket: 50 Pc. Tracks Fast Moving Vehicle Plasma Minigun: 56 Pc. Burns, Faster than Light firing Speed Depletes Very Fast Bullet Minigun: 40 Pc. Faster than sound Firing Speed Depletes Very Fast Laser Minigun: 80 Pc. Cr. 15 Faster than light, Burns through 1" per second. Depletes Fast Special Weapons: Plasma Cannon: 100 Pc. Giant Tracking Projectile, Burns and Explodes Bullet 'Doom' Grapple Cannon: 100 Pc. Shoots three hooks that shoot through bodies and grapple/pull towards firer Laser Purge: 100 Pc. Solid Beam, Burns through 1' of Titanium per minute, must be mounted. Armor: Basic (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 3 Pc. Advanced (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 8 Pc. Tactical (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 5 Pc. Speed (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 4 Pc. Camoflauge (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 3 Pc. Cloaking (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 10 Pc. Heavy (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 20 Pc. Rebuilding Nano (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 12 Pc. Rebuilding Nano Prototype (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 50 Pc. Plasma Shield Armor: (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 25 Pc. Burn Proof (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 25 Pc. Laser Proof (You customize and give details, it's YOUR armor): 50 Pc. Shield Generator (Attach to armor): 10 Pc. Combat Shield (Attach to armor): 5 Pc. OOC: That is all so far, no roleplaying in this thread, this just wouldn't fit in the other one. Expect a stats thread, a Species thread, a Backstory thread, and the actual roleplay thread. Please suggestiong for what I should add to the current Equipment shop please. I need some ideas.Roboto0 Jan 20, 2012
Jan 19, 2012 SC2 Multi-Player & SC1 Campaign? So before Christmas I had been playing around a bit w/ the Free trial version of SC2, and started to think that I might want to get into playing Multi-Player on a semi-regular basis. My computer at the time really couldn't play SC2 at any better than 16 FPS at the lowest settings, so I'd kinda decided I'd go through a bunch of the old blizzard games (WC 1, 2, and 3) while I waited to be able to afford a new computer sometime around March. As I was playing through WC III (I started there because I already had it installed from the first time I tried to make it through back in 2004, but just got too busy), I played more and more of the demo, and decided I really liked SC2. Just before Christmas I bought a new video card for the old computer, and it seems to be a pretty good stop-gap. . . 60 FPS on Medium settings. So for Christmas I ended up getting the SC1 Battle Chest AND SC2. My original thought had been to Play through SC1 for the story, and then once I finished Brood War, dive into SC2 full on. But as I spend time grinding my way through the story (which is a lot of fun) I'm also poking around the forums and watching pro games, and I really want to get into the MP aspect of SC2. CLIFFS NOTES (TL:DR version): So I guess my question is, is it worth waiting till I finish SC1 before diving into MP SC2? Am I going to confuse myself in the differences between build orders and units? Should I just make sure I'm not playing the same race at the same time in the two games? Thoughts? CWWolfemancs1 Jan 19, 2012
Jan 19, 2012 GG in other languages Spanish-speaking player said "EZ" as his swarm of mutalisks descended on my base. Thought it was pretty BM, but thought I'd check in case EZ was Spanish for GG or something along those lines. Are there any "GG" alternatives that show up?RichardNixon7 Jan 19, 2012
Jan 18, 2012 The Hunt You are on the planet of Korhal, and are trying to complete your day-to-day activities and run your businesses. -There are FIVE districts on Korhal, the Neon, a rury downtown area where most of the shops, black markets, and gang hideouts are located. -There's the Quart, a run down place filled with homeless people and home of the sewage station, the stealthiest way to get around the cities, but also one of the dirtier ones. Maybe one of the gangs can help you get in and out? -There is the Cloud District, home of most of the police and the major Dominion outposts, also where you'll be taken to jail. Some of your buddies can bust you out, but then again, you might not have buddies. -Then you have the Military District, where the "Emporer" lives and controls the entire Dominion. Anything that's anything will be addressed by him. That can be a good or a bad thing. -Last but not least, there's the Wilderness, a brutal place where all the vigilante's tend to hang out and brag about their kills. Home to most of the bars, a good place to hang around and meet people. Watch out for the occasional drunkard though... Be aware, as you are partaking in your daily lives, you will feel that there is a very dark entity stalking you, and trying to kill you. You must use people in your inner circles (NPC controlled by me), find out what exactly is following you, and survive. Along the way you will find other players and either ally yourselves with them or leave them to the entity, slowing it down giving you more time to escape. There are several "classes" that you may choose from for your character. Be aware that they have to have done something fairly evil in their past, even if their cause is noble, such as killing hundreds of civilians while destroying a Dominion base. Here are the classes: Class: Gang Leader Info: You run one of many successful gangs on Korhal. You oppose the Dominion, and are therefore wanted by the police. You can find out just about anything that goes on through your network of spies, but you and your men only have mediocre weapons and armor. Class Setup- -Name -Name of Gang -Eye color -Hair color -Age -Location of Hideout -Weapons (limited to knives, pistols, or shotguns) -Other stuff Class: Drug Dealer Info: an individual who has many connections in the Black market in Korhal, you have a loyal "fanbase" who provides a pretty stable income. You have enough money to buy advanced Weapons and Armor, illegally, of course. You can choose to either be wanted or not depending on what you spend your money on. Class setup- -Name -Age -Eye color -Hair color -Name of drug that you sell (Made up drugs, either Pan (P ot), Crunch (crack), Heroling (a zergling's blood mixed with several other chemicals to dull the senses, can be injected) -Location of House/apartment -Other stuff. Class: Warlord Info: You are an enemy of the state, the Police will shoot you on sight, whereas they will attempt an arrest on nearly any other class (except serial killer). You have a small group of followers who oppose the Dominion (as do you). You have access to the Black Market, but do not have the income that Drug dealers have. You tend to murder citizens during your guerilla battles with the Dominion. Class Setup- -Name -Age -Name of your group -Eye Color -Hair Color -Location of secret base -Other stuff. Class: Serial Killer/ R apist Info: You don't care much for money or politics, you just thirst for blood. You are homeless and always on the move, all you have are your knives, forged by you while your family was alive, before you killed them. The police will try to kill you on sight, as you have ranked up quite a kill count. You have no money to buy armor or better weapons, you can choose to loot your victim's bodies or homes for any money. Class Setup- -Name -Age -Eye Color -Hair Color -Preferred Targets (Male/Female) -Preferred disposal of the body (Do you hide them in dumpsters, r ape them, or just leave them in the crime scene) -Other stuff. Once we have 4-5 people, we will begin. Remember, I will control ALL of the NPC's, and will be posting (hopefully) frequently.HowBabysRBrn134 Jan 18, 2012
Jan 16, 2012 need help with computer please Hey guys, I just built a computer for my friend. Everything is working fine but when the computer starts up I get a weird beep code. Its beep beepbeepbeep beep. Its 5 total. The computer hardware is Board - Msi H61M-P23 Processor - i3 2100 sandy bridge intel powersupply - 750w coolermaster vid card - 9800 gt nvidia ram - amd 4gigs 1333mh I've read the beep code and it says processor failure. I've built a ton of computers and this is the first time this has ever happened to me. The computer is working fine, plays games and everything perfectly but it beeps at start up please help. Blaze2 Jan 16, 2012
Jan 16, 2012 Role play idea (Work in progress) You are a citizen of a modest settlement in a fringe world. The Dominion has received the necessary paper work for establishing a military outpost. Unfortunately, they have enclosed the base around the power plant which provides cheap electricity in your neighborhood. The complex continues to grow in size. The facility is closed to all civilians. Shipments arrive daily for the military outpost but the you have no knowledge to what is inside. One night, there is a total blackout. The radio signal and power in the area has mysteriously disappeared. You and a band of people decide to investigate the military base. Inside the outpost, all personnel are given orders to head inside the base. Command has not told you why. Format Name Faction Class Equipment Backstory Personality Appearance (optional) Factions Civilians -These can the average joe, a mechanic, war vet, mom and dad and so forth. -They have access to civilian grade weapons and they MAYBE able to use military grade equipment. Military -Marine, marauder, etc. You may find different suits, weapons inside and other goodies in the base. -No scientists/high ranking officials can be role played -Different personnels have different access to the military complex. Access to facilities are used through keycards from level 1-5, with 5 leading to the most restricted areas. All personnel start with a level 1 keycard The Area The settlement has everything a moderately sized population needs to be self-sufficient. A lake nearby provides the water. There is a small airway not too far from the settlement where Dominion ships land for delivering their goods. The next shipment is not for another 2 weeks. The military base is much bigger. It is enclosed by a large electric fence which leads to the actual base consisting of 4 floors, 3 of which are underground with the more restricted areas. Keycards are necessary to travel between areas. The power plant is somewhere inside. The barracks provide housing. I will be the sole controller of one more faction that will show itself later in the RP. I will control your characters ONLY if I want to reveal something about the plot/interesting stuff. You will decide what to do with them. Feedback is appreciated.smylez5 Jan 16, 2012
Jan 16, 2012 I don't want to set the World on Fire... OOC: I'm back... Sorta... Baby?... I dun know. Well, this is gonna be awesome. Okay. Cool. That's settled... okay... I'm gonna continue now. Ace is not allowed. I'm the only eleven year old in this role - play. Well. Exposition! It's Monday morning. You wake up in a huge wreck of rubble. The sky is dark grey. As you open up your eyes you see around you, wreck, rubble, fire, something big happened overnight. You limp up, your left leg broken, it's not a deadly wound, but it will impair you. The capital city of Korhal... that's where you are... how did you get here? Human: You were in a small park before being knocked out by someone. A tree is fallen on you, and several other humans are noticable. You get your leg out from under the tree, and dust off your boxers and white T - shirt. (If you're a girl you're wearing boxers to btw.) You are able to find a small pistol, your pistol... why was it on you? Protoss: You were heading here for a reason you can't remember... If you look behind you you see several dead and alive Protoss, the dead protoss bodies are slung across the hull of your crashed shuttle. Photon fire exhausts from the burning wreck. You and your other Protoss get up and get away from the shuttle. After getting a safe distance from the shuttle, you dust off your (High Templar, Dark Templar, Zealot, or Dragoon armor). As you go deeper in, you see broken immortal suits (Could be repaired, but you don't have the tools.) More shuttles, dead protoss, dead Terrans, and a variety of weapons (salvageable, tell me if you want to salvage in character description.). After walking awhile, you meet the Terran survivors, who have now made some tents out of the wreck and a campfire. Zerg: Your fourth arm is hurt, crushed under a rock. Overlord creep is spewing down from a burning building, but the overlord is dead, the sacks not empty though. You rip your arm off from under the rock. Hundreds of your brothers preparing for the invasion are burnt a crisp around you. You didn't do this... this wasn't your invasion... what did this... You gather some eggs laid by a queen before she died and keep them alive. They hatch six zerglings and a roach. Your carapace is goopy... you're bleeding.. You and the seven start to run to find someone who could heal you. More OOC: Well, sounds fun I hope, now for races, weapons stats. Protoss: You could Be a High Templar, Dark Templar (Your cloak is broken), Zealot, and Dragoon. Weapons: Psi Blades (for everyone, except Dragoons), Photon rifle (Two handed rapid fire projectile) Void Cannon (A smaller version of the Void Ray weapon, it fires slow, but it's useful against large stuff), Stalker Beam (A modified weapon, used mainly by new age Dark Templar, it works a lot like a Portal gun, just the portals have to be closer togethor.) Dark Blade (Dark Templar Weapon). All your weapons are 50% damaged and don't work full power, but if you wanted, you can try to repair them. One Weapon. Human: Civilian or Marine. Weapons: Gauss Pistol (A smaller version of the Gauss Rifle, less powerful but easier to conceal.) Gauss Rifle (Marine Weapon), Gauss Launcher (A Marauder type weapon the fires slow, but slows down units.), Scythe Pistols (A fast pistol, strong against Zerg units that are small.), Shotgun (Cpl. Hicks. 'Nuff said.), Machine Cannon (A large machine gun taken off a Auto Turret. Rapid Fire low damage.), And Hell Fire (A huge Flamethrower cannon the fires in a spray similar to a shotgun, short range high damage to biological.) All weapons are at 75% percent working but only have 25% of the full ammo load. One weapon. Zerg: Drone (In this version they can lay small eggs that spawn feederlings that help you.), Zergling, Roach, Hydralisk, Changeling, or Baby Infestor (Can't spawn infested Terrans or Neural Parasite, but has big claws.) Weapons: Acid Spray (A organ all zerg creatures can evolve similar to a Roach.), Spine Back (Another large organ evolve that fires similar to a Hydralisk, it fires less fast.), Acid Evo, (A evolve that adds a small drop of poisen to every weapon, even Roach. The poisen slows.), And then Claws (I think you know.), and Tails (Also you know.). Every Zerg creature can have two evos. One must be a melee and one must be range, you can choose to lose your melee or range for Acid Evo to slow and do increased damage. Stats: There are three main classes each with three sub classes. 1. Brute: A strong type of character, beefy, the tank you may say. a. Tuff'nut: You take the most damage, but also have the most health. b. Smashy: You like Melee weapons, and are really strong doing even more damage with melee weapons. c. Mind over Matter: A mix of Tuff'nut and Smashy, not as good as they are, but decent in both. 2. Rat: The sneaky, the Agile, and the Ranged. a. Lak a Ninjuh: You are the stealthiest of all classes, you prefer small and silenced weapons. Very fast but very 'Wet Noodle' Strength and Endurance wise. b. Ranger: A speedy, ranged weapon loving type character. You like snipers and staying away from the battle. c. Front Liner: You love Flamethrowers, Machine Guns, and Shotguns, having a nice amount of Health, you like to stay towards the front of the battle. 3. The Brain: Brute could be Pinky? But yeah these are the problem solvers, smarts, lockpicks, the like. a. Genious: You are good with all around knowledge, booksmarts, you basically remember anything you were ever taught and know almost everything about logic. b. Street Rules Man!: You are a man full of street smarts, you know how to cook a five course meal with a cockroach, you can treat wounds rather well, and are an all around survivor. c. Doctor: You are proficient in all forms of medicine, you can make bandages out of most things, know what herbs heal, you're the 'Priest' of this group. You have 21 points to assign to the stats above, so choose what you're good at, choose what you're bad at. Build the structure of your character. You have three perks you choose yourself. You could be a good cook as a perk, you could be fast as a perk, you could be a good trader as a perk. Just think of it. Please set up your character and fill out all these; Name: Gender: Race: Unit: Stats: (The Brute, Brain and Rat thing.) Weapons: Perks: Age: Eye Color: (It's important.) Backstory: (Please) And anything else: Well this should be awesome if we can make this work. We'll start once we have four people.Roboto123 Jan 16, 2012
Jan 15, 2012 The Tribulations (Finished, Short Story) Comments are appreciated. For those that role played in Amnesia, I think you know who this character is. Suggestions for short stories in the comments will be considered. Chapter One: A lone figure sat still before a long ominous valley. His breathing was steady. The eyes were closed; he was in a deep trance. Two moons shone dimly in the sky, fixed and never moving. In this land, day was eternally twilight. The figure opened his eyes and looked carefully around him. It was deathly quiet. The winds echoed from the south, stirring up grains of sand that brushed harmlessly against his side. To his right was a lake. He gazed quietly at the lake. It was mesmerizing, the waves held a color of pure indigo, reflected from the moonlight. Such beauty calmed his soul. He stood up. A lone figure emerged from the valley, walking towards him until it stopped a few meters away from him. A female Nerazim was in war gear, ready to fight at any moment. An intricate stave was pointed towards him. It was carved with the bones of the indigenous wildlife and decorated with ancient runes. The moon casted a long shadow over the female Nerazim so that it enveloped the lone figure. "It is time for your test aspirant. Are you prepared?" The one in question nodded his head. "You may be at the top of your class but be warned, this is not easy. Are you prepared?" The figure nodded. "I am more than prepared Magistra Azira." "Strong words for one as young as yourself." Azira chuckles. "I admire your confidence, but talk is cheap. Let's see that confidence of yours into action." She lowered her stave and stepped aside. "Your test begins now Razuc." Razuc stepped into the valley. He looked to his sides, carefully checking his surroundings. The sides of the valley were cliffs; rocky with many jagged and pointed ends. The two moons were hidden but they casted their moonlight creating shadows that covered the valley. Slimmers of light penetrated the darkness. He held up his weapon, a dull club used for knocking out unwary victims. He cloaked and slowly approached the cliff walls where the shadows were. He paused briefly, carefully scanning the area for any potential threats. "You are all now approaching adulthood and it is time for your passage of rites." Magistra Azira spoke, pacing around the room full of Nerazim students. "All of what you learned, your fighting prowess, your psionic abilities, your wits and body will be pushed to the test." As he surveyed the area, he focused his eyes on a particularly large rock that was in front of him. The ground on which the rock stood bore distinctive traces of footsteps near it; the winds did not completely blow away the tracks. Someone was there. He slowly approached the rock. Was it a trap? Did someone deliberately leave them there? At last he was in front of the rock. Razuc's hands instinctively reached for the club. Perhaps it was more prudent to have my hands free. There was not a single sound heard. His nerves tingled with excitement. Jumped over the rock, he turned around midair and saw a shimmering presence hiding in the darkness. As he landed, he quickly charged at this invisible would-be assailant, knocking him against the rock. The assailant decloaked, grimacing in pain and gasping for air. Razuc backed off only to clench his fists, delivering a series of fast, powerful blows to the hapless Nerazim. He buckled over. Razuc executed a crisp chop on the exposed neck. The body plopped to the ground, unconscious. That was too easy, what an elementary mistake. He cloaked himself and continued to walk, always hugging to the side of the valley where the shadows provided cover. I wonder what the elders have in store for me. "For your rites, you will all perform the Shadow Walk. If you succeed, you will be officially recognized as a true Dark Templar. But it is not an easy path. You will find many obstacles that will hinder you as you attempt to make it through the valley. But fear not, I trust that all of you will make it through." Razuc suddenly found himself on his knees. He focused his energy to sprinted to a nearby rock for cover. Sharp pain coursed freely on his back. It was scorched, but not enough to maim him. A psionic bolt had appeared from nowhere and hit his back. Razuc had only enough time to use his psionics to mitigate the worst of its effects. He cursed at himself for his lack of focus. "Today is the most important day of my life, and I let myself get caught in an ambush." The rock began to shake with great force. Bits and pieces of rocks flew all over the place. Razuc felt his heart beat quickly. "I cannot let it end here! Think! Where can they be?" Razuc felt his hand shake uncontrollably. This sensation...was it fear that he felt? He gripped his hand tightly. "No, I cannot panic now, I must focus and control my emotions." He crouched and looked in front of him. The pounding was relentless and he knew he had a few precious seconds left before he was exposed in the open. Observing ruins ahead, he knew that his only chance was getting there. Razuc sprinted away from his hiding place as the last blast finally revealed him. As he ran, Razuc turned his head to see his attacker. A Nerazim was on top of a nearby cliff shooting projectiles at him. In turn, Razuc picked up sizable chunks of rocks with his powers and hurled them at the projectiles, greatly reducing its trajectory. "You will not stop me!" yelled Razuc. Magistra Azira stood above the valley, quietly observing the fighting below. Razuc was running for his life, using the environment for cover. He was very close to the ruins now. Another Nerazim approached Azira. G'henk the Wise spoke, "He is a resourceful one Azira. You have trained him well." Azira nodded. "Naturally, he is my student and he possesses a sharp mind. He will succeed." G'henk laughed. "Are you so sure about that? You do know who is in charge of the ruins right?" Azira made no movement, only watching Razuc's progress. Razuc threw himself into the entrance of the ruins. His attacker reached the edge of the cliff and shot one last bolt where Razuc stood before disappearing in the shadows. "I am sure my disciple will be able to handle it," she replied... ===========================================================smylez14 Jan 15, 2012
Jan 15, 2012 OBJECTION ace attorney, Godots vengeance. link link link link Jan 15, 2012
Jan 14, 2012 I have no mouth, and I must scream. Creepy game. Look it up on youtube. Its a really great Point and Click adventure (those are so rare nowadays.)iMoDoomerX0 Jan 14, 2012
Jan 13, 2012 Would you vote for this guy for President? when he is President, everyone gets a free pony.Scoob2 Jan 13, 2012
Jan 13, 2012 Void Ray Camping If you are reading this, with 1, yes your first void ray, you can start to harass the mineral line. Or even use it to attack combined with other units! I see people build 8-10 void rays, and do nothing for 3-5 minutes. This is the exact amount of time the op for needs to tech and steamroll you. Use your units, this is not Sim City. Waiting while you have a massive army and having it end like most games end, the other side steamrolling, is a waste of half an hour. Capitulation2 Jan 13, 2012
Jan 13, 2012 AMNESIA PART 3 this is a new thread for amnesia a new RP all new joiners welcome but no spam or troll please. to join go to the thread amnesia a new RP for character creation detailsdarkra381 Jan 13, 2012
Jan 11, 2012 Wrath of the Firstborn, Part 2 Part 2 of Wrath of the Firstborn. This open to anyone, so feel free to join. Story so far: Chris Carter finds an old protoss base under his colony, where Cazil with the protoss meet him and Travis. Chris quickly builds a ship when zerg start to attack, Travis makes a custom viking, and Ikol is befriended. They escape, and land in the protoss base where Chris meets his arch-nemesis. With new supplies, they crash in the other side of the planet where Cazil managed to gather survivors. Now, after that quick rundown that's forgetting some important stuff and characters, our heroes are now in the remains of the ship, waiting for the incoming zerg attack. Will they survive? Can they escape? Does this stuff sound like some corny episode? Am I high? Find out after these important messages: Derp (Please use this format to join:) Name: Race: Class: Backstory (Optional): If you were here in part one, you can skip the format if you're using your character from part one.Naitsrich38 Jan 11, 2012
Jan 11, 2012 Fan novella on amazon I just found this awesome fan StarCraft novel on Amazon: j/k, I totally wrote it and want to share ;)Maulakai2 Jan 11, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 RP threads I haven't really been on the forum for a while, but when I do, I generally stray towards Joeyray's Bar. The problem is most rp threads are already on part 2+ with the exception of a couple. I don't really like joining a rp already started, but I'm to lazy to start one myself... See where this is going? Great. Thanks in advanceInFinitY11 Jan 10, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 Fighting games. Lets talk about fighting games. For examples: Street fighter, Marvel vs capcom, DOA, Soul caliber, and Tekken. Let me just state right off that these things are ridiculous. Why? because its not really about fighting, its about memorizing combos that usually 'juggle' another character into the air and getting them into a position where they cant do anything to abate your beat down on them. Real fights are more like this ^^^^^ You trade blowsKingCrAZee2 Jan 10, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 inducting a girlfriend into nerd-dom hey forum, you gave solid advice last month about my new girlfriend, so now give me solid advice about my month old girlfriend :D I'm attempting to open her eyes to the wide world of warhammer, WH40k, sc2, and the internet. what is the gentlest way to do so? I already have shown her reddit, my models, and my signed day9 poster from NASL. Tetrasulfide12 Jan 10, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 Music suggestions please. Hi guys. I'm looking for some good music playlists for sc2. I like mostly rap music but I also kind of like electronic music. I am looking for something fairly upbeat with no or very little lyrics. If anyone can suggest something that would be great especially if it is in playlist form already. :) Cheers.PabzOr5 Jan 10, 2012
Jan 9, 2012 Idea for an RP I (might) Start. *DISCLAIMER* This is a prototype, there may or may not be changes *DISCLAIMER* Well, hello everyone. In this RP members will take on the roles of several "evil" people, such as Gang leaders, drug dealers, warlords, serial killers, etc. You are all on the planet of Korhol, and are trying to complete your evil actions and run your businesses, but, there is a very dark entity stalking you, and trying to kill you. You must ask other people in your inner circles (NPC controlled by me), find out what exactly is following you, and survive. Along the way you will find other players and either ally yourselves with them or leave them to the entity, slowing it down giving you more time to escape. Feedback is appreciated.HowBabysRBrn26 Jan 9, 2012
Jan 9, 2012 DoomerX's New Text Adventure (Started!!) It's special cuz it's new. Before I start what race should our character be and male/female and name. Also their unit type to help get a picture. (No ghosts, too many ghost stories X()iMoDoomerX72 Jan 9, 2012
Jan 9, 2012 Unit Creator an interesting topic with many different ideas, maybe someone can make a custom game or perhaps a balance discussion whether these units are opFantasy0 Jan 9, 2012
Jan 8, 2012 What is best in starcraft life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women!Graboid3 Jan 8, 2012
Jan 8, 2012 Getting a friend to play SCII Me: Hey I got a new game Friend: Cool what is it called Me: It's called StarCraft II Friend: Your gay, you know it? Me: Have you played the game? Friend: No, but I played the first one. Me: lol, that one is from the 90's Friend: Nah, looks like it's from 05 Me: Play the second one. Friend: Alright *3 weeks later* Me: What's going on Friend: Playing SC2 Me: Cool, wanna play some BF3? Friend: Nah trying to get into Gold League. Me: -.- Nothing says "I told you so" by making them play a game that they thought was gay. Text messages during Chirstmas FTW!!!DavidSavyer12 Jan 8, 2012
Jan 8, 2012 Back from winter break Yay im finally back... will be posting alot more now... school starts up again in a few daysTerrorz1 Jan 8, 2012