Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 29)

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Continued from Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 28).
The code of conduct remains unchanged my friends, what I say goes, and the roaches in the back haven't been fed recently. (Please excuse me while I fix that)

Now to the important stuff...

Drink menu:

The Jingle Bell -- There's no candy involved, but you will definitely be needing a cane.

A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.

A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.

The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.

Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”

Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.

Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.

Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.

What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.

Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...

A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“

The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.

Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.

The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.

The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.

Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.

The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.

The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.

The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.

Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days

(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.

The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.

Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.

Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.

Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff

Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.

Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.

Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.

Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.

Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish

Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.

M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.

Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.

Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.

Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!

The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.

The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.

Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.

Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.

The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.

Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.

The Smylez: This beverage is delicious, trust me. Drinking it will have absolutely no harmful effects on you (please ignore the green smoke), and your liver and kidneys will not be damaged in the least. Seriously.

The Lightyear- This drink will take you the distance

Justice Juice- Definitely not recommended for people with a... questionable history

Drink accessories:

pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)

hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)

Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.

Pylon Powered Jellybeans- A classic now made available to the public. The extra energy may make you a little skiddish.

Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.

The menu will updated every so often, so check back to see if there is anything new you might like to try. There are only two rules here. Firstly: If anyone starts a bar fight I will either:

1) throw you into the pen of Roaches I keep in the back. I feed them regularly, but you know how voracious Zerg are

2) personally blow your head off, and use your dead body to make new drinks

and 2: what happens in the bar, stays in the bar.

So come. Drink. Enjoy. Chat with friends. Make new ones. Pick up a date [or a one night stand ;) ]. Drown your sorrows. Complain about your life. For those of the literary bent, use this opportunity to get the creative juices [among other things] flowing.

As long as you pay your tab, and don’t break anything, I really don’t care what you do. And the best part is: no hangovers!
Well, here's to KO opening the next installment of Zanon's Bar.
=lifts a body as a toast=
---Reserved for Bar History & Events---

Thundercrash starts it. (Thundercrash PRP bar)

I take it over. (Zanon's PRP Bar, parts 1-4)

Thundercrash takes it back. (Thundercrash Bar Dimension)

I take it back (Zanon's PRP Bar, parts 5-7)

I leave for a few days, and will it to Draconus (The New Bar, Parts 1-2)

Smylez hijacks the new bar. (Chaos)

Zanon's PRP Bar (Parts 8-15)

Thunder's and Zanon's PRP Bar (Parts 1-5)

The Dime and Spectre: KnarledOne's PRP Inn

Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 16-26)

KnarledOne's PRP Bar

Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 27-28)

Heaven becomes Agravain.
Zarkun begins prepping a RP called Purity of Heart.
Auxiliatrix begins prepping a RP called the Genesis Project.
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat.
The Desolation of Smaug comes out and is a huge disappointment.
Would you please put a penny in the old man's hat?
KnarledOne finally sees Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes is nominated dictator of the world.
If you don't have a penny, a half-penny will do.
KnarledOne makes up random news stories to make the news list look more impressive.
If you don't have a half-penny, may God bless you.
A new holiday drink is added to the menu.

12/20/2013 04:39 PMPosted by KnarledOne
The Desolation of Smaug comes out and is a huge disappointment.

Apparently it was rated best movie of the year worldwide. I was incredibly disappointed as well.
It doesn't matter if the world liked it. I didn't.


My only consolation is that surely, surely once they're done with this Hobbit farce they'll move on to the Silmarillion or the Children of Hurin.

Oh, and for those who missed it, introducing:

The Jingle Bell -- There's no candy involved, but you will definitely be needing a cane.
The Desolation of Smaug was an awesome movie and yes I have read the book 3 times. Smaug really stole the show and he was just pure badass.
Yet another change in subject...

I was digging through our old Separatist Space threads to see how I RPed Samantha Kilgore and her relationship with Joey. It made me gag. She wasn't a character! She was a tool! I couldn't have butchered her more if I tried. One post she was acting like a school girl in a virtually perfect relationship, the next she's a total BAMF... Or is she? Everything she said was so cheesy and... BLECK.


Anyways, I hope to do all my favorite characters justice and RP them here to work out their kinks and stuff before putting them in my book. That's what I'm doing to Sarah/Sasha/Natasha. It's working out quite nicely. By the time they hit a few character developing stages, I'll know exactly where I want them to go and what needs to happen in order to get them there.

I hope this produces interesting conversation.
I know what you mean.
I feel that I didn't really give a couple of my characters much work or attention. Even John Flint in all the Rps I used him in I don't feel like I did a good job with in a few of them.
In your defense though, Mark, in SS we had to build basically from ground zero cause the RP they met in died before page ten if memory serves.

Edit: So I'm wrong, Company of Brothers made it to part two.
I like to think in the time I've been RPing with my... limited cast of characters, that I've been doing pretty well in portraying them in various different situations.
I really feel like I haven't truly portrayed any of my character's as well as I could have due to pure laziness.

Especially the first one.

I just RPed bad in completion there.

Worse than we have ever seen Mecha.

Like, to the point in which you couldn't tell the difference between trolling and legitimately trying.

I thank wfawwer shoving me off a cliff into a fissure of logic.

That may be why I am slightly harsh on Mecha (excruciatingly unlikely, I am an !@#$%^-).

My skills were put to shame even more by the RP being with Zanon, wfawwer, Archangel (before the time of many of you), and LeKroger.

Oh. I also found the name of the RP where I posted (in my opinion), my best work ever. Could use some cutting up to tell when it skips to different locations/characters, though.

The Rising Tide:

Also, LeKroger, if you provide even the name of the RP I started in, I will be displeased.
Fury I don't even really remember the name of the RP you started in. Only thing I remember is it was a FIrebat RP had those people you mentioned. Might have been another person or two in there and I wouldn't say my skills put you to shame. In that RP Zanon, Archangel and wfawwer where the better ones off.
I would say my best work starts shortly after that series of RP's ended.

Also MarkusKriostheSpacePirate a reply in LVH when you can please.

Also since you mentioned that you learned to play My Immortal by Evanescence, I very recently heard it while listening to my Pandora station. Sadly already parts of the song have eluded my memory.
Compared to what I was doing, it definitely did.

As I've said and shown many a time before my early work would have probably merited much criticism both harsh and constructive.
I think there was more constructive criticism than harsh. It wasn't all that bad.
Missed much besides Koro's Gun Shop and Zarkun's Arcade/Pizzaria?
A Psionic Cooler breaks over xer's head and I chuckle as he crumbles to the floor, the Zealot responsible for it standing over his unconscious body. "That."
Well looks like i didn't miss much while i was gone :P
*"Accidentally" trips darkra as he appears out of nowhere and he is seen tumbling into the Roach Pen. I whistle casually*

*As if to change the subject...*
Now how about dem Browns? :)

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