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blow job*
03/11/2011 4:21 PMPosted by IAreLemons
Slip Maribeth some Charlie Sheen and weep over her exploded body.


This
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03/11/2011 4:21 PMPosted by InFinitY
work up the courage to talk back to maribeth

You look at Maribeth, a stern look crossing your face. You say "Hey, look. Stop with the hostilities, we don't need us fighting each other while some Zerg rip us apart."

Isaac and Clark glance at each other uneasily. You keep talking "Stop with the attitude."

Maribeth seems surprised at first, but then gives you a light shove back, glaring.


((THIS STORY IS NOT GOING TO TURN INTO EROTICA. It doesn't need to be threadlocked -_-))
mine is better :)
yep it needs some erotic romance :)
03/11/2011 4:23 PMPosted by Zorca
((THIS STORY IS NOT GOING TO TURN INTO EROTICA. It doesn't need to be threadlocked -_-))

What category is Silence of the Lambs?
I want it to be that kind of story.
note this is out of charecter.

*blows off richards head with a colt python*
* does same to iarelemons and all other trolls*
there
now get on with the story
pimp slap maribeth
fine, ill play along(I would like a summary)

You stare into the distance remembering what has brought you to this point
03/11/2011 4:27 PMPosted by ArchAIngel
* does same to iarelemons and all other trolls*

I'm following the rules stated at the beginning of the thread, as well as Blizzard forum rules, and thus, am not a troll.
talk friendly to maribeth and the others
fine, ill play along(I would like a summary)

You stare into the distance remembering what has brought you to this point

((Top of page 23 I believe, a short summary. THen just read all my other posts. Then give a command.))

03/11/2011 4:28 PMPosted by InFinitY
pimp slap maribeth

You backhand Maribeth, and she stumbles back, gasping. She rushes to go for a kick to your crotch, but Isaac and Clark hold you back. You glare at Maribeth "Stop trying to fight me!"

Maribeth yells "You ..garrgh.." She just glares, then you see a marine move into the room, walking towards you guys with a purpose.
- Ask why he/she came into the room.
man up and get ready for a beating/long lecture
"HOWZA GOIN MARINE DUDE!?"
iarelemons, you have tried to make the character do all sorts of ridiculous things that no self respecting person would do. either you are drunk, or have the IQ or a large pile of camel dung.
so, in my opinion, yes you are a troll.
try to explain the situation to the marine

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