How do Protoss uhh make more protoss?

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If Razagal was rubbing banenling acid on her wololo, Zeratul would reprimand her on the possible bacterial infection caused by the acid contact with the genitalia, then throw a bottle of pylons at her in repulsion of her disgusting demeanor in which said pylon explodes and covers her body with condiment and subsequently, in an act of redemption, Zeratul cleans her voluptuous body and proceed to ... her

Wait, what?
Something with bean stalks and giant flying birds I assume.
Very good question.
In fact, when they makes love, they become in an Archon. They are less everyday.
If Razagal was rubbing banenling acid on her wololo, Zeratul would reprimand her on the possible bacterial infection caused by the acid contact with the genitalia, then throw a bottle of pylons at her in repulsion of her disgusting demeanor in which said pylon explodes and covers her body with condiment and subsequently, in an act of redemption, Zeratul cleans her voluptuous body and proceed to ... her

Wait, what?

I just...

No comment.
The ____ goes into the ____ and you ____ until the male _____.
On a completley unrelated note, I would totally nail Selendis.
It's kinda like the Matrix, theres a planet out there with a bunch of them just standing around not doing much, shining their arm swords, polishing their armor, and then when some dude builds a gateway their beeper buzzes and its like "Oh hey guys gotta go" and BZZAP they appear next to your Pylon all like "My Life for Aiur".
They warp them in.

Duh.


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They warp them in.

Duh.


I think thats not the question. He mean how they are born. not how they produce in the game.


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Hmm... Asexual reproduction. Or through spores... Only female protoss I saw in SC2 is the Executioner from the Haven missions and the last stand mission.
It ain't through mouths, that much is for sure.
They build them at the gateway... :)
i dont think they reproduce.... ever seen a protoss child?

they immortal but not invincible maybe?

kinda like elves?

also think they somehow get put into stuff like stalkers ... and immortals...

didnt Fenix become a Dragoon in sc1 after he got killed? I dont remembere

oh yeah Selendis has no mouth ..
thats kinda bad....


Ever see a terran child?
Actually, the Protoss aren't immortal. They just have a lifespan around ten times as long as ours. Raszagal was supposedly an elderly Protoss, Artanis was the first Executor under 300 years old, Tassadar and Zeratul were in the 300-400 range
How is prottoss formed?
How Raszagal get pragnent?
I think it was mentioned somewhere that the Protoss aren't very prolific at all, which is why they support their armies with massive amounts of automated robotic technologies.
On a completley unrelated note, I would totally nail Selendis.


I bet she gives a mean psi-job.
Yeah... If protoss had genitalia... They woud SURELY have art work showing it all over the internet! Duh!
Yeah... If protoss had genitalia... They woud SURELY have art work showing it all over the internet! Duh!
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there's much worse stuff on the internet my friend. I don't think naked protoss is all that shocking.

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