Once upon a time..

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...trying to fire a yamato cannon from the stealthed battlecruiser, but zergy...
...had hardened shields which protect against spell damage...
....which happened to fail, killing Zergy's hallucination..
...but Zergy didn´t have a hallucination so somebody said ´WTF??`...
....then the invisible p-
...then the narrator died and was replaced....
...By the movie narrator guy, who then proclaimed...
...i will conquer the world with Zergy...
...oh right.. Zergy is just a costume...
...Than that narrator was replaced with Morgan Freeman, who said...
..."What all you don't realize is that I am Zergy"...
..."and i will rule this sector...or see it burn into ashes around me"...
...Then Zergy goes to a Zerg base...

*sigh* Trolls.
...And he asked his friend the Omegauberlisk the father of all Omegalisks and Ultralisks why everyone hates him?...
...The Ober-whatever-lisk replies to Zergy "because you have found the truth, the truth that...." *(finish the sentence)*
... Chocolate is forbidden on this world...
...and now you must die. But...
...seeing as how Zergy saw through Chuck's clever disguise.....


..would let Zergy go if he brought him some cookies from the Bakery with Cold Salt...
...So Zergy brought some cookies with special Ground Pylon Salt, which is poisoinous to all Chuck Norrisses of the universe...
...So Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Ground Pylon Salt out of Zergy's hand...
... But Zergy Blinked away and grabbed the salt and threw it at Chuck Norris

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