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Joeyray's Bar
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Unor, Hydra, Zerg

Dang its quite gloomy out today *walks in to bar*, hmm looks decent in here, lets see what we've got to drink.

Hey, Joey is it? Im looking for a nice cup of orange juice, wanna oblige me?

*looks accross the bar at Vultureling* Hey there sir, how goes it?
"Ok, nice to see a new face!" Vultureling replies, licking at his Creepshake.
"Nice to be seen, lost quite a few bretheren yesterday to that damned Collusi. I barely got out alive, how's the shake, would you recommend it?" Unor asks, visibly shaken from memories of the battle.
"It has a...tang, to it." Vultureling replied. "Oh, those Colossi..that must've been terrible!" He says. "I recommend the Spine Crawl." He says, looking at Unor's burn marks.
Neaera walks into the bar. A smirk coming off his face. His tusks were dripping with fresh blood and had a slight smell of oil and gunpowder. He retracted the spine tentacle coming off his back so it would stop threatening Joeyray.

"I don't need anything Joey. I've had plenty to eat and drink over the last few hours. I'm just here to enjoy the best company around."

He snickers as he adds, "Business might drop a tab over the next few days Joey by the way... that Terran settlement that appeared a month ago mysteriously disappeared last night. Quite unfortunate. Not that it wasn't needed though."
"Oh, did'ya HAVE to do that?" He asks, rather angrily.
"You gave it to him!" Vultureling says,laughing into his Creepshake.
"True enough..." Joey grumbles, serving Unor his Spine Crawl.
I barge into the bar and shoot at Neaera.

"Die, you *@*!*... Lanzer was killed by you!"
He shoots 35mm Concussive U512 Howling Bolts at Neaera.
InFinitY, Dark Templar, Protoss (I'm a Novice Dark Templar that is unable to cloak for too long)

Walks into Joey Ray's bar

"*Mutters under breath*I think I'm lost again."
Vultureling sees the new person,says," Hey, new person! What's your name?", then licks his Creepshake.
Not willing to admit I'm lost

"Yeah uh... Hi my names Infinity"
Aldaris, Protoss, High Templar

I Psi Storm all Terrans, say "GG", and walk out...
Unfortunately, all the khaydarian crystals have been mined out so you will need to wait about 5 minutes before you can actually storm.
Realizing how thirsty I am, I decide to randomly pick a drink off the list. (Someone mind helping me with the name?)
make up a name.
Gunny, Ghost, Terran(Has a Texan Draawl)
Walks in and orders a Ghoost Busteer
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Kagura, Protoss, Dark Templar.

A unclocked Dark Templar walks in the bar with a half dead look upon her eyes.
She mutters a short sigh sitting down at the counter.
"Bartender give me some strawberry milk"
Approaching Kagura from behind I ask,

"How is it that one of my brethren has drank strawberry milk?"
Finishing the last of her Strawberry milk Kagura turns around to address the Dark Templar the stands behind her.

"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!

*On a side note props if anyone get the reference I just made*
"I.....I do not understand"

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