FOR (THE SWARM/AIUR) is the new "in bed"

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Y'all know the drill. Just add your thing to the end of your respective fortune cookie quote.

"In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love."
"None of the secrets of success will work unless you do."
"You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability."
"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."
"Your life will be happy and peaceful." ...wait, wut?
"Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need."
"As the purse is emptied the heart is filled."
"May life throw you a pleasant curve."
"The days you work are the best days."
"Little and often makes much."
"Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way."
"Skill comes from diligence."
"You will have gold pieces by the bushel." ...well OK THEN!

Feel free to add some of your own! {FOR (THE SWARM/AIUR)}
"may life throw you a pleasant curve"
lol that has 2 meanings ones dirty ones clean :D
"As the purse is emptied the heart is filled."
Not necessarily mine, but that sounds like the motto of every gf and wife out there lulz.
"remember to clean your ears."

"learn chinese- ni hao ma? how are you?"

"lucky lotto numbers 12 13 52 24."
"That chicken you just ate was no chicken"
"It is your destiny to leave a large tip"
"The scallops are tainted, eat them, and the restaurant will be forced to give you money"

" Your future is very bright! Oh sorry, my flashlights on"

"The past is already gone, the future doesn't exist yet. Live for the present"

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