Add on to "A day in a life of Jim Raynor."

Joeyray's Bar
Day 629486029476930385022048510: ........................................................

I have no f*cking idea how to get back................................
Day ○M jÜ!▬♂,oπ: Holy crap I fell asleep on the artifact, and now apparently the new aliens that are sticking things up my butt are what happened when the zerg, terrans, and protoss all got drunk one night and stuff went down.
Day over 9000: .......I've invented a time machine!.......goes back......that's better
Day -∞: Oops. I think I went too far back................And I broke my time machine...............(sob)

I need a drink.
DAY ???:.....i don't know what the !@#$ day it is...but guess what? A BAR JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE-AND THERE"S FREE DRINKS! HURRAAAYY!
Day: The drinks said free but they actually weren't...
Day unknown: damn.......i ran out of credits
Day Unknown 2: But, they have a time machine! And I warped back to Kittania! Oh wait...
Day: Day: Day: Day: Day:
I'm not even going to write days anymore, because I don't know if this place even has days. And why does this giant hand keep trying to steal my drink?

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