Hilarious Adventure 2

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Previously! http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/2835133666


Zergy turned off his TV. He hates westerns. Roachy ran into his room and shouted, " DUDE THEIR ONTO US!" and showed a UNN recording.
They quickly dash out of the house to a hidden lair.
Then they met with Zergy's girlfriend the queen at the spawning pool
and then they played Dance Dance Revolution and eat bacon with the queen
Sadly afterwards, the United nations supertank came in and murdered zergy's girlfriend, causeing him to have a complete spaz attack on the supertank, killing it with its spaziness
And then roachy EVOLVED INTO DA SUPA ROACHY
And DA SUPA ROACHY pwned all the protoss who were with the United nations supertank.
And then BOB showed up with his epic theme music
BOB took zergy and Da Suppa Roachy out for adventure somewhere off on a distant world.
And now raynor is wrestling the DV for the tv.
And then they drank some good ol' Creepshakes.
then a sqaud of female ghosts invade the bar and attack zergy, DA SUPAH ROACH, and BOB.

(BOOM HEADSHOT)

THEY GOT BOB!!!
NOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then zergy and supa roachy had to kill them, because party crashers WILL be dealt with accordingly
But Zergy fell in love with one of the Ghosts before they killed them, making her Zergy's new girlfriend, x3

(Sadly the rest died a horrible death of suffocating under DA SUPER ROACH"S big butt)
But DA SUPA ROACHY's butt was too big and a ghost shot his way out of his stomach after crawling inside. He then explained that he was to save the universe and so he was excused of all his crimes.


O yea. He also REVIVED THIS THREAD!!! LIVE DAMN YOU! LIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
And then they went off on the mission...."TO SAVE....DA WORLDZ"! with an epic theme music
SUPER MEGA GIGA ROACHY (he came back to life with the power of friendship)
Live damn you!
Den they went to char to have some mutawings...CANIBALS!!
Then Zergy's new Ghost girlfriend chocked and died on a mutawing.

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