Hilarious Adventure 3

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Zergy and Da Supa roachy open their starbook at exactly 8:03 am. So does Raynor the Dark Voice, every hybrid, a good 200 changelings, a fun loving sentry and his hallucinations, all patrons of the 'High Templar Bar', zergies ex girlfriend, and justin beiber. They all play farmville until 8:30 which is normally the time they all go to work but today at 8:30 they received a message saying "Be on Xil by 10:00 by the xelnaga temple." They each took a 1 hour bus to xil and a 20 minute hike to the temple. They talked for 10 minutes trying to figure out who had called them here. A ghost sat on a ridge. He had been there for 30 minutes. At 8:00 he got up and sent a message to Zergy and Da Supa Roachy, raynor, dark voice, and everyone else but because of bad interwebs it got to them 30 minutes late. After that he called up mengsk and ordered a nuclear bomb that will arrive in ten minutes. In 20 minutes he will have it armed but he would need to keep everyone here. Everyone saw the ghost, 30 minutes too late...



Ok so now that I just killed off all previous characters lets get some newbies. Steve the overlord Manny the Marine and Zeke the zealot. Let the hilarity begin!!
Steve crapped creep on Manny
Manny grew mad.
and trying to shoot steve he accidently shot Zeke.
then they moved to a barbie dreamhouse.
which sucked cause they couldn't fit inside...
...Causing Manny crushed it under his boot by accident causing...
...Zeke to dance in joy because he wouldn't be rediculed by his brotoss, and proceded to suggest living in a temple. But Manny wanted to live in a barracks, and Steve wanted to be a nomad.
Than KABLOOMY the baneling decides to kill Zeke, but with micro the zealot dances around while Manny kills KABLOOMY.
...So they ended up living inside Steve, since he had the Caraspace upgrade...
...Then the Viking "Valhalla's Campion" mistakens the Overlord for a giant organic balloon, and decides to pop it using his missiles.
...but the Overlord also had a speed upgrade, and somehow out ran it, but he dropped a weeks worth of his lunch, ew...
....Which was comprised of pure Creepshakes...
...which fed the zerglings under them for weeks...
...which allowed them to absolutely murder the Terran patrols that came by...
...Which activated DA ODIN OF DOOOOOOOOM!...
Then DA ODIN OF DOOOOOOOOM made it rain bacon by using his arm cannons to shoot bacon in to the sky!
Then the zerglings had a big party using the bacon as a snack and some beer that they salvaged from the patrols that were drinking on duty. Then Steve, Manny, and Zeke decide to join in on the party, and start getting their groove on. (except for Steve the overlord. Overlords don't have a dance move)
Then a large force of siege tanks, furious that the gods known as blizzard cursed them to be unable to dance, decided to crash the party, proceding to obliterate the zerglings, and the trio Manny, Zeke, and Steve barely made it out alive.
As Steve floats with Zeke and Manny inside him, trying to put his guts back in place, they notice something on the grounds...

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