The 4 things I learned from sc2 forums

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1. "Terran are OP/UP" threads. Proceed to troll
2. "Protoss are OP/UP" threads. Proceed to troll
3. "Zerg are OP/UP" threads. Proceed to troll
4. Forum games. They turn out to be the most enjoyable threads
1. "Terran are OP/UP" threads. Proceed to troll
2. "Protoss are OP/UP" threads. Proceed to troll
3. "Zerg are OP/UP" threads. Proceed to troll
4. Forum games. They turn out to be the most enjoyable threads

Unfortunately this is pretty much true.
11/03/2011 06:27 AMPosted by Revan
allegedly?


yes b/c most terran believe they are not OP lol
Here's what I've learned:

1) Declaring a Jihad against Terran will get you perma-banned
2) A Toaster rush can counter a knife/spork all-in
3) Blizzard doesn't like people that talk about bacon too much
4) Every thread that starts to get remotely interesting gets deleted
If someone doesn't like your argument, they will check your league. If you suggest a new strategy, people will check your league.
The higher the ranking within the league, the more QQ.
Here's what I've learned:

1) Declaring a Jihad against Terran will get you perma-banned
2) A Toaster rush can counter a knife/spork all-in
3) Blizzard doesn't like people that talk about bacon too much
4) Every thread that starts to get remotely interesting gets deleted


All other answers, while moderately amusing, cannot compete with this truth.
1) Protoss have the least success at highest levels of play
2) Zerg has crappy early game AA
3) Terran isn't as easy to play as everyone makes it out to be
4) HotS will be better than WoL
1. Trolls will always troll.
2. Blizzard listens, even when they remain silent.
3. People QQ about practically everything. There are QQ seasons for each unit.
4. When someone tells us to not buy HotS, we unite and pummel the troll.
5* We are family
1. People QQ about everything
2. There are lots of bad trolls
3. People will still fall for bad trolls
4. Knives OP
below masters league players think they understand game balance based on their performance

or even based on a mystery experience as they don't even have games played

they should, but will never implement a masters + section. seriously, everyone will click on your profile before considering your strat or balance thoughts anyways. would save time

Its this logic right here that is keeping us from balancing the game alot faster.
1) Terran is OP
2) Zerg is OP
3) Protoss is OP
4) If a pro uses a unit to win a game in a recent tournament, that unit is now OP and you can expect a flood of new threads about this game breaking unbalanced unit
1) Don't talk about the invisible protis sni-
1) Terran is allegedly OP
2) Protoss want KA back
3) Zerg want ultras to walk over other units
4) TL:DR means too long didn't read



what did you learn?


That it's a warm and cozy place much like an evolution chamber.
That everyone is happy and friendly all the time.
That every race is OP and UP at the same time.
That the protis sni
That it's a warm and cozy place much like an evolution chamber.
That everyone is happy and friendly all the time.
That the protis sni


I hope you're joking about #1 Neth ;)

Everyone is happy and friendly? Let me fix that for you:



So, no /hug?

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