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Gimme a sec.......

*disappears into the basement, then comes back*

Wadda they look like?


I want the damn tempest!


Oh, those things. You need to clarify, I don't read minds. Gimme a sec..........

*disappears into the basement again. Power flickers on and off, then stabilizes. Comes back up*

Meet me around back by the garage. That'll be about 400,000 creds.
*Pulls another wad of credit cards out* How much more do I need to pay?
Let's see........

You're short about 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Umm, does the cost vary depending on their current charge and size? Or will I have to pay several fortunes either way?
can i get a lethal soul crystal guardian that can keep ace out of my store?
02/14/2012 03:03 PMPosted by Thundercrash
You're short about 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.


Well poop. Give me one, I'll be back with the other 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

*Later*

*Throws a another wad of credit cards on table* THIS should be enough.
Infinity, You do realize you've just damned yourself to an eternal life of bankrupcy, right? Unless none of those credit cards are your own, of course...
02/14/2012 03:06 PMPosted by Jake
Umm, does the cost vary depending on their current charge and size? Or will I have to pay several fortunes either way?


Base cost of 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and then increases by 1,000,000,000,000, for each year of growth.
02/14/2012 03:14 PMPosted by Thundercrash
Umm, does the cost vary depending on their current charge and size? Or will I have to pay several fortunes either way?


Base cost of 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and then increases by 1,000,000,000,000, for each year of growth.


...And how much would it cost for me to attempt to get the required tools so I could attempt to get a soul stone myself, minus the obvious extreme danger I would be putting myself into?
02/14/2012 03:16 PMPosted by Jake


Base cost of 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and then increases by 1,000,000,000,000, for each year of growth.


...And how much would it cost for me to attempt to get the required tools so I could attempt to get a soul stone myself, minus the obvious extreme danger I would be putting myself into?


A lot more. The power requirements for that equipment is actually more than it would take to put energy into the crystal for thirteen years.
02/14/2012 03:13 PMPosted by Jake
Infinity, You do realize you've just damned yourself to an eternal life of bankrupcy, right? Unless none of those credit cards are your own, of course...


*Whispers* No one needs to know...
I just realized something. Even the richest people in the sector are only multi-trillionares, and the cost you're offering is more than all their riches put together...
Well, I should start super charging these crystals.
02/14/2012 03:11 PMPosted by InFinitY
You're short about 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.


Well poop. Give me one, I'll be back with the other 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

*Later*

*Throws a another wad of credit cards on table* THIS should be enough.


*repeats scanning process*

Nope. And the ID was falsified for the last six. I'll be keeping your soul until you can pay with valid cards.
02/14/2012 03:20 PMPosted by Jake
I just realized something. Even the richest people in the sector are only multi-trillionares, and the cost you're offering is more than all their riches put together...


I'm being asked to sell what amounts to living rocks obtained from exceedingly dangerous conditions. Hell yeah, I'm gonna charge up the !@# for these.
02/14/2012 03:24 PMPosted by ace
Ok, I got it, but I got a cupon for half off...


*looks at it*

You made that yourself. The word 'cupon' on the front kind of gives it away. Besides, I don't offer coupons.
02/14/2012 03:24 PMPosted by ace
Ok, I got it, but I got a cupon for half off...


You really think a piece of cardboard that was written on with colored markers is going to fool him?
02/14/2012 03:27 PMPosted by Jake
You really think a piece of cardboard that was written on with colored markers is going to fool him?


I think we all know the answer to that question.
I make sure that Thunder can hear me, yet without me walking inside.
"Hey... I'm not willing to be connected with... another crystal... soo, what would you price (that I could pay with, as in, not money or credit cards) for a Xel'Naga artifact that can create DNA?"

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