Thundercrash's Soul access Realm

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02/17/2012 12:13 PMPosted by Fantasy
Hey! kidnapping is Illegal.


Report it to the news network.
You also sell Protoss machinery, yes? Then I would like one of those super generators used to power the Colossus. I hear those things can last just about forever.
02/17/2012 12:13 PMPosted by Fantasy
Hey! kidnapping is Illegal.


It is? Oh. Then I guess I'll have to get someone to mistranslate what I say. Accidentally of course.

02/17/2012 12:20 PMPosted by KnarledOne
So is randomly murdering people, but here at JoeyRay's we do it anyways.


yeah, but they mysteriously "undie" within three posts
Hey Thundercrash, you got any carrier class shielding here? If you do, i'll take 2
02/18/2012 08:10 PMPosted by Fantasy
So is randomly murdering people, but here at JoeyRay's we do it anyways.


yeah, but they mysteriously "undie" within three posts



Death is Cheap.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap
*Pins a little sign saying "Obligatory TV-Tropes warning" on that post*

That site eats souls faster than a fat kid does candy.
*sigh*
Owlfeathers is taking too long, can you go ahead and get me an indentured Russian?
Oh, sorry, I already got the Russian a while ago, but it took me a while to get back to you, as there was some err... confusion... about the terms of the agreement. Anyways, here you go. *brings out Russian from mothership* Not indentured, but I have planted a controllable virus inside of him that will make him be forced to cooperate in a worst case scenario. Don't worry, it was all done with his consent. Well, that is if my translator device properly translates to Russian. Oh well, who cares about that, I got to abduct someone!
*sign appears on door, reading: Out to lunch, back in possibly 1300 years, give or take an millenium*
"Awwwwwww...." Nick says as he approaches the doorway.

"I cant wait that long...."
02/25/2012 11:29 AMPosted by Thundercrash
*sign appears on door, reading: Out to lunch, back in possibly 1300 years, give or take an millenium*


Well, he might as well have said "Closing Store". Aside from Protoss and the changeling, nobody lives that long.
Not even, Protoss live for around 1000 years, tops.
Well Razangal lived for 1045 but was considered very, very old.

But it's like ordering something at the candystore as a five year old, and coming back as a centurnarian
Thats one long lunch...
*fades into existence, chewing on something deep green*

What I miss?

02/25/2012 11:29 AMPosted by Thundercrash
*sign appears on door, reading: Out to lunch, back in possibly 1300 years, give or take an millenium*


Oh, that? I meant minutes and days. When you start traveling through time and dimensions, you sometimes mix up a few things in your head. Besides, time is relative.
"Can I get anything with 33,000 credits?"
ThunderCrash, with the Soul Acces realm, you may just be putting me and Jake out of buisness!
02/26/2012 08:35 AMPosted by NickDaMan
"Can I get anything with 33,000 credits?"


Take a look in the Inexpensive section.

02/26/2012 01:58 PMPosted by plasmaman
ThunderCrash, with the Soul Acces realm, you may just be putting me and Jake out of buisness!


No I won't. I may have much better selection then you guys, but I'm much more expensive, because my operating costs are much higher.
*Enters from basement*

So, looks like no customers. Ah well, time to start a new project.

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