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Good to see you, you have a lab down in the basement too?
Mine is in the basement of the news station's breakroom.

Anyways how much for this first edition copy of "the once and future king"
*Fantasy is lightly tapped by an electric-blue crystalline being, collapses into convulsions*

Thank you, Daniel.

I told you people, no customers are allowed in the basement. Besides, this isn't the lab, this is the trans-dimensional transportation laser tunnel. I keep the lab elsewhere.

And when you stop convulsing, that will be 50 credits.
That's great. I heard someone talking and followed the voice to try to find an employee.

Then I get trapped and tortured.

Can I get out please?
Thundercrash, I hear voices telling me to go into the basement. They say if I press the shiny button, I get candy. So, can I go push some buttons in your basement?
That's great. I heard someone talking and followed the voice to try to find an employee.

Then I get trapped and tortured.

Can I get out please?


So, you didn't see the sign that said no access beyond this point?

Daniel please escort him to the main floor.
02/28/2012 02:44 PMPosted by BcInFinitY
Thundercrash, I hear voices telling me to go into the basement. They say if I press the shiny button, I get candy. So, can I go push some buttons in your basement?


*imperceptibly deactivates the transmitter*

Note to self, recalibrate the AI.

No. I keep the shiny buttons on the roof level. Those you can push, they won't hurt you.
*vague explosion rocks the store. Fades into existence coughing, covered in ash*

Whew, that was a big one.
*vague explosion rocks the store. Fades into existence coughing, covered in ash*

Whew, that was a big one.


what'd you do Crash??
Um.............

part of............you know...............

making KnarledOne a new body. Somethings are.................kinda.................unstable.................
Um.............

part of............you know...............

making KnarledOne a new body. Somethings are.................kinda.................unstable.................

thats why you work in 0 G dude. Its prevents the unstable crap from exploding until you have it installed and stabilized!
By unstable, I meant their very existence caused them to explode. You ever tried combining anti-matter, null matter, and Kardashian matter at the same time? Not easy.

And I'm not even going to talk about angelic, ethereal, and energetic matter.
*large explosion blows a hole in the roof*

$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit$hit!

I can't work straight without a pint!

*fades away*
By unstable, I meant their very existence caused them to explode. You ever tried combining anti-matter, null matter, and Kardashian matter at the same time? Not easy.

And I'm not even going to talk about angelic, ethereal, and energetic matter.


Kardashian matter?
You do not want to know. It's just too sad.
Come..................on................you.....................S......................O......................B.......................

Gah! There we go. Finally, done. It is my single greatest accomplishment. Now, I just need to find Knarled's crystal.
ThunderCrash, please don't try to replace KnarledOnes Baneling brain, at least not yet.
Hey Thunder, I need to buy a Warp Matrix that functions on an interdimensional level, with essentially an infinite range for small deliveries. It doesn't have to be remotely mobile.
Also, I need you to send me back in time with it so I'll have it available for my Roach Warren. I have one there, so I assume this will happen.
Warp Matrix, Warp Matrix, where do I keep those............

Ah, here we are. Lets see, willing to sell for a reserved ringside seat at your arena, and willing to perform temporal passage for free food and drinks.
Done and done. Please time-gate it to my arena along with a note that says "have Thundercrash time-gate this back to you."
I wish I could see the look on my face...
Pleasure doing business with you. And by the way, your expression was priceless. I took a photo if you would like to see?

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