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What.... Make an !@#$% Adjutant Persona....
Uh oh... not intentional, I assure you. This is Thundercrash's equipment, and I am slightly unfamiliar with it. Should I kill you again and start over?
Of course, asking a simple question and not being answered.... Knarled, keep this body, and plug my AI LICENTIA into it... *Hands Knarled the AI* Now take me out and put her in and you can create a male adjutant body.
Or, you imbeciles... Allow me to simply grow him an actual body?
I watch the proceedings and slowly tip toe away. "Not getting involved..."
"Or make it synthetic. Give it both." Color returns to my face slowly. "My god, where am I?"
01/09/2013 07:09 PMPosted by SlnderBurito
Or, you imbeciles... Allow me to simply grow him an actual body?
Because, I wont need to be limited to Humanly functions.... Unless.... What happens if you fuse both Zerg matter and an Adjutant together?
Easier said than done... I'll give it a shot.

*Loud noise, portal opens, I step out*

Here ya go. Take this and this -

*I hand me a manual and a male adjutant*

-and follow the instructions. Just hook up the machine in the back and deliver.

Ah, thanks. Gotta love the thing, eh? Remember the Roach Warren?

Yep. Weird talking about old times to yourself, huh? By the way, gesundheit.

ACHOO! Well, see ya.

See ya.

*I step back into the portal, which closes*

Well, that works out nicely. Here's the body and a soul siphon...

You may wish to stand back. CR, there may be some... slight discomfort.

~KKKZZZZZZAAPP!~
"Did it work?"
How can I feel discomfort if I'm a machine....
"When you are dismantled and sold as scrap metal?" I reply coolly.
Trust me, you're about to find out. That was just the siphon warming up.

~INDESCRIBABLLY HORRIBLE NOISE~
I'll just leave this body.
I swear to whatever deity you pray to... if you suck my soul out of my body I will freaking HAUNT YOU.
I grab Slender, bringing him with me. "You'll stand a better chance away from here."
*wipes soot and soul dust off face*

Alright, she... er, HE's ready. New body. Now just reverse the soul siphon and activate the AI imbuer...

*KA-SHOOOOM!*

Probably best not done simultaneously.
I frown, and cross my arms. :I
"Technically I'm an 'It', according to you Terrans."
01/09/2013 07:19 PMPosted by SlnderBurito
I swear to whatever deity you pray to... if you suck my soul out of my body I will freaking HAUNT YOU.


"That is a statistical impossibility because no one escapes a soul crystal without Thundercrash's permission. You cannot warp out of it or change to a different dimension. Once there, you are stuck forever unless it is somehow broken. However, the materials required to break such crystals is not of this world and lies on one of Thundercrash's many dimensions. Even then, you can't break out while you are inside"

"Who the hell is Thundercrash? Who the hell are you guys? And how the hell do I know these things?"
Unless you have one of THunder's Soul Siphons. I told you I ransacked this place when he took off to become an interdimensional deity.

*looks around*

Explaining its current state.
*Stabs Knarled repeatedly in the eye for several moments before scooping them out and forcing them down his throat*

Going to bed now that I exacted revenge on Knarled after what he said.....
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