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The second chamber isn't in the restricted area. It's in the special area that you can only find if I lead you there. It isn't even in the bar.

I have many secret places.

And ShadowFury, if you don't clean out that realm of yours, so help me, I will collapse it and remove it from existence.
Check out the Titan Dweevil in PKA. Could anything fight it alone?
"You words have piqued my interest. I wish to test this chamber for myself."

09/10/2012 03:29 PMPosted by Draconus
Check out the Titan Dweevil in PKA. Could anything fight it alone?


Well, since PKA isn't grounded in SC2 lore in the strictest sense, the short answer is no. My hybrid faction can give it a run for its money though.
09/10/2012 03:32 PMPosted by smylez
"You words have piqued my interest. I wish to test this chamber for myself."

I don't know you well enough. Private invitation only.
"You have something naughty to hide? Oh, I wonder what it could be..."
I have the right to insult squirrels. They invaded my house, destroyed the attic, and scared me and my siblings as children.

I have more reason than anyone here to insult squirrels :P
Why don't you call ACORN to solve your problems?
"Fine." I throw a hose made to clean a Battlecruiser into my Shadow Realm and everyone is hosed down. Their flesh was torn right off their bones, along with everything else. It smelt like blood and roses now.
09/10/2012 03:53 PMPosted by ShadowFury
"Fine." I throw a hose made to clean a Battlecruiser into my Shadow Realm and everyone is hosed down. Their flesh was torn right off their bones, along with everything else. It smelt like blood and roses now.


Thank you. I was keeping some things in there, and they get rather volatile when they get stinky.
"Where has the water gone Pupitar? There was only one portal. So now SF's realm is filled with dirty, bloodied water and whatever you have inside is now either drowning if it's alive or swept away by the water."

"Unless you had several portals at once to dump the water elsewhere."
"I already thought of it." The water and blood starts dumping onto Thunder's and Smylez's head. "One of you because your annoying, the other because he made me clean it." I say as I walk away; brushing my hands against each other.
I emerge completely dry except for my shoes. "It's you're, not your. Also, the man's name is not Thunder. It's Pupitar. Get it right before he lays the smackdown on you. Is that a kidney I see?"
"Yeah, also a liver, and half a kidney, and one of my clones in a skeleton form, he's having trouble reforming. Maybe I should drag the skeleton into a dark place..."
*Reaches into the realm and removes a small cute kitten*

Here we go. Come to papa.

*Looks at the staring faces*

What? Kittens are cute. Smylez, no eating my kitten.
"They are all rotting. What a terrible shame. I have no interest in Kittens. I will punt them like I did to Digger."
I reach in and pull out a skunk. I make it aim it's butt at the kittens face and I scare it sh!tless. I sprays the kittens face. I reach in again and pull out Zoey. She drinks the blood and eats the body parts and organs.
*Sighs*

Please excuse me smylez. ShadowFury and I need to have a little talk.
"Well, I'll be off! I got some Hybrids to create. I've been at a standstill for some time. You have any suggestion once you are done or do you have something to do afterwards?"
"I'm sorry, but I am a dog person."
*pats ShadowFury's shoulder as I lead him into a separate room*

I think you need a better way of demonstrating your likes and dislikes.

*Emerges an hour later, loud screaming and psychotic giggling emit from the room until I close the door*

I wouldn't go in there for a few years. He's having fun.

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