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So this is pure logic yes? If sense makes no sense does no sense make sense?
-Me after developing a paper on pure logic
I hate logic... No... correction, I hate the class I'm taking on logic.
"And now for the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
-Hiccup, from How to Train Your Dragon.

Such good lines in that movie.
Indeed. Like:

"Look, if you ever want to get out there an' fight dragons, you need t' stop all... this."

"But you just gestured to all of me."

"That's it! Stop being all of you."
-Gobber and Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon.

"If deceiving children wasn't part of this job, I don't think I could do it."
-Lucas Mason.
Grandparents said their music was better?

meh, they were right :D

-GarrettB11777, Youtuber, commenting on a fallout 3 soundtrack vid
"Many things are complicated, General Carter. In Jaffa society, loving one's children is not one of them."
-Teal'c

Merrin: You aren't a scientist?
Jack O'Neill: Oh no.
Merrin: Then you are not as smart as Major Carter and Dr Fraiser?
Jack O'Neill: Well it depends on what you mean by... Okay, no! I'm not. But while they were stuck in school, I was out doing other things, like, having fun.
Context: My sister and I are about to play Hero Attack with NickDaMan

Me: Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out we were cousins or something and just never talked about SC2?

Sister: We don't have any cousins named Nick.

NickDaMan: Yeah, and I don't have any cousins named Knarled.
This is just a random piece of paper someone put up.

An Arab sheik's tent is found with three Westerners admiring his harem. He decides to punish them all based on their occupation. He comes to the first man. "What is it you do?" He solemnly replies, "I am a butcher." To which the sheik says, "I shall, then, slice your manhood like you do to meat." And so he does. The sheik approaches the second man. "What is it you do?" Frightened, the second man replies, "I am a police officer." To which the sheik states, "Then I shall shoot your manhood with your own gun." And so he does. The sheik turns to the third man, who is laughing slightly. "What is it you do?" To which the third man grins and says, "I am a lollipop salesman."
I'm sure there is some disgusting meaning behind that and I just don't see it. Thank goodness.
-Me

Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
Col. O'Neill: General, I gave the order.
Dr. Jackson: I fired the staff at the machine.
Capt. Carter: And I... was there.
Drac... you.. That's just sick...
Context: My sister and I are about to play Hero Attack with NickDaMan

Me: Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out we were cousins or something and just never talked about SC2?

Sister: We don't have any cousins named Nick.

NickDaMan: Yeah, and I don't have any cousins named Knarled.


Hahah! I remember that! Good times, good times.

Leaves falling from the trees, Snow drifting onto the ground, Life leaving your corpse. - Zer0
Nick!
you arrive to a sad day... Zanon has left the Bar!!!!!! :(
"Home is behind the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight.

Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fade
All shall fade"

-Pippin, in honor of his friends, and from me to the fallen and retired.
"By the power vested in me by this giant bald bird, the President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!"
-Abe Lincoln, "Epic Rap Battles of History: Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama"
Context- me explaining the game characters from the title I'm developing (which ironically has no title)
Me: Now, Susie's first ability, Sweet Temptation, causes nearby enemies to mindlessly approach her without attacking. Combine that with a multiple target weapon like a whip, and you're golden for group encounters.
Person 1: Isn't that a little overpowered?
Me: Not really, considering it's the ability of shortest duration, besides Becky's Titan.
Person 2: That seems like poor planning.
Person 1: That actually sounds like better planning than the shooters you play.
Person 2: Shut up.
11/05/2012 09:11 PMPosted by Draconus
Now, Susie's first ability, Sweet Temptation, causes nearby enemies to mindlessly approach her without attacking. Combine that with a multiple target weapon like a whip, and you're golden for group encounters.


"Kinky"
- Thecommander236 2012
"New establishment you say? Say hello to my torch. New Bartender who wrested the job of Sheriff and is corrupt who shoots people who do nothing at all? This is my resignation."
-CrymsonRaven 2012
"Insanity - trying the same thing over and over again, expecting different results"
- an old dictionary somewhere


If I am correct that was Einsteins definition of insanity.
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
-A response that utterly lacks coherence

"Do you even lift?"
-A response which is as arrogant as could be

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
-Oscar Gamble
"I'm personally more scared of the living than the living dead."
-some kid who was asked why zombie movies didn't scare them.

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