Thunder's and Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 2)

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The code of conduct remains unchanged my friends, what I say goes, and the roaches in the back haven't been fed recently. (Please excuse me while I fix that)

Now to the important stuff...

Drink menu:

A Jim Raynor -- Cheap, harsh, and served up warm in a filthy glass.

A Tychus Findlay -- You’re not actually sure what it is, but you spilled a few drops and the counter is still smoking.

The Zeratul -- It isn’t served to you, instead it appears from the shadows. Then, when you try to drink it, you experience weird visions and the glass disappears.

Zergling “Special” -- “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal…”

Firebat -- Burns goin’ down AND comin’ back up.

Psi-Storm -- Hits so hard you’ll remember what happened tomorrow, yesterday.

Grounds for Divorce -- Matt Horner was drinking these when he “won” a fateful card game.

What He’s Having -- Kachinsky always seems to be in here, so whatever he’s having must be pretty good.

Baneling Body Shot -- Are you sure this is a good idea? I’m not sure where to put the lime...

A Glass of Milk -- “Whaddya mean there aren’t any cows in Koprulu? Where’d this come from then?“

The Solar Shot -- For those looking for a good time. Flame-proof clothing recommended, cuz you’ll be shining brighter than the star of Typhon.

Korhalian BackStabber -- Good for the recently betrayed and left for dead.

The Jail Breaker -- new from the recently opened New Folsom Prison Bar.

The Bloody Medic -- kills the pain, but we still say you should have a doctor check that out.

Redstone Mixer -- expensive, but I can guarantee it’ll be served in a clean and sterilized glass. Careful, that lava’s hot.

The Broadcaster -- You’re not ready for the raw $ex appeal this sucker brings. A favorite of a certain ex-convict.

The Hellracer -- suspension of sobriety is an integral part of any drinking experience, but this experience requires suspension of sobriety and inhibitions.

The Maelstrom Shocker -- Only served here, a 40% bigger hit than standard Shockers, guaranteed.

Psionic Cooler -- yes, I know it feels weird. Don’t worry, the energy coming out of your body should wear off in a couple days

(insert generic letters to indicate gibberish) -- I don’t know what’s in it either, but that guy down there had one. He started screaming and thrashing for a while, and now he hasn’t gotten up off the floor in over an hour.

The Judicator -- Perfect for influencing the minds of the intoxicated.

Prismatic Void -- Gets better with every drink. Has been known to be lethal.

Mind Shredder: perfect for those wishing to forget everything and start a new life. For anyone not wishing to do this, this drink isn’t advised.

Scotty Bolgers old no. 8: the good stuff

Andorian Ale: Can’t tell you how I got this, its a trade secret.

Charge: Made using stim and several other ingredients. Side effects vary.

Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer): If you really want to feel hammered, this is for you. Served with a side of hot lead.

Enlightenment: tell me when you get there.

Marine: may cause you to see the counter vanish

Feedback: served cold. All those annoying voices in your head start telling you what you did wrong today.

M.U.L.E.: Good buzz, but may cause a break down later.

Haven Splitter: you’ll either feel warm, safe, and content, or depressed, paranoid, and possibly like injecting yourself with random serums. 50/50 shot.

Ace Suicide: I don’t actually know what this does. Nor do I recommend it.

Alcoholic Projector: Ever wanted to know what you’re actually like when you get totally trashed? Take a few sips of this, and all the alcohol in your system will condense into a ‘party’ version of yourself, where you are completely wasted, have no inhibitions, and are just out for a ‘little’ fun. The more you’ve drunk beforehand, the better the projection. Have fun!

The HBRB: however crazy you think you are, this will make you worse. Yes, that includes you, namesake.

The Noodle Incident: we all know what happens when you take this. It needs no explanation.

Little bit of everything: Exactly what it says. I’ve taken everything I’ve got, mixed it together, and put in the laser accelerator for a few hours. There’s no telling what will happen.

Slicer: Has the unique property that it changes effect depending on the drinker's personality, amplifying any traits they have a good thousand times over. Buzzes in the back of your skull begin after three drinks, amplify slowly, and you randomly sprout wings after the 11th glass.

The Scoutmaster: May result in the drinkee feeling experiencing high levels of Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness, Friendliness, Courtesy, Kindness, Obedience, Cheerfulness, Thriftiness, Bravery, Cleanliness, and Reverence. Not Recommended for parties.

Mar Sara Black: need a pick me up, or something for radiation poisoning? Or jut something to get a good buzz going that doesn’t break down? Then say good night, because we won’t be seeing you until the morning. If you wake up.

The Smylez: This beverage is delicious, trust me. Drinking it will have absolutely no harmful effects on you (please ignore the green smoke), and your liver and kidneys will not be damaged in the least. Seriously.

Nukester's Supreme - Some said he was crazy, he said they were right. After much struggling, he added this drink to the menu. Crimson red and transparent, this steams, and condensation will gather on the glass. Take a sip, and go for a ride, anything could happen. Side effects may vary; depending on weight. Only consume in shot glasses. Nukester is not responsible for any changes in behavior, or appearance. See your doctor if it gets in eyes.

Drink accessories:

pylon shards (for those that need that extra crunchy glitter)

hydralisk spine umbrella (not for the more bubbly drinks)

Mentos: you’ve seen that experiment with Coke? Wait till you see what happens with this stuff.

Laser accelerator: Heh heh, you think you’ve had it all? Time for a little ‘randomosity’. Maximum time of one week.

The menu will updated every so often, so check back to see if there is anything new you might like to try. There are only two rules here: If anyone starts a bar fight I will either:

1) throw you into the pen of Roaches I keep in the back. I feed them regularly, but you know how voracious Zerg are

2) personally blow your head off, and use your dead body to make new drinks

and 3: what happens in the bar, stays in the bar.

So come. Drink. Enjoy. Chat with friends. Make new ones. Pick up a date [or a one night stand ;) ]. Drown your sorrows. Complain about your life. For those of the literary bent, use this opportunity to get the creative juices [among other things] flowing.

As long as you pay your tab, and don’t break anything, I really don’t care what you do. And the best part is: no hangovers!
---Reserved for Bar History & Events---

Thundercrash starts it. (Thundercrash PRP bar)

I take it over. (Zanon's PRP Bar, parts 1-4)

Thundercrash takes it back. (Thundercrash Bar Dimension)

I take it back (Zanon's PRP Bar, parts 5-7)

I leave for a few days, and will it to Draconus (The New Bar, Parts 1-2)

Smylez hijacks the new bar. (Chaos)

Zanon's PRP Bar (Parts 8-15)

Thunder's and Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 1)
---Active RPs---
Pankoprulu Academy ~ Duel with fellow soldiers and embark on epic missions
Darkest Heart ~ Hunt the evils of the underworld with mystic blood-line weapons.
Techsuit Warfare ~ Fight for control of the springs of cleansing water with techsuits.
This is Their Story ~ Fight bandits on the last habitibal world in the sector.
World's End ~ The Humans fight agaist the Beastman in an epic war of the age
From Order Comes Chaos ~ Join the fight as Mercs or the Collective Triad.
The Invasion: Redux ~ Fight for survival on Char against impossible odds.
Maltheism ~ Battle evil gods in an attempt to survive this hellish planet.
Zergling & Zealot 2: Hall of Legends ~ (Unknown)

10/31/2012 - Smylez attempts a takeover. Zanon maintains control of the bar by a mere thirty seconds.

11/3/2012 Zanon retires and Zarkun takes over as bartender. Ownership is under discussion.

11/4/2012 Zanon gives Zarkun and Thecommander the bar.
Hey Zarkun your going to have to update the active RP list
I ponder for a moment...wondering what I'm getting myself into, then it dawned onto me. "But why would you want me? You would have nothing to gain, plus you already took my liver and kidneys. I would taste awful now."
That saddens me.

So wait, did he seriously retire this time or is he bluffing again?

So, Zarkun please get me a Prismatic Void.
An amorphous mass creeps through the window cracks and reforms as smylez.

"You want to go first I take it Zarkun-kun?"

Get back to Maltheism!!!!
And Zanon is really gone.
He really left, Knarled...
So wait, are any of my RPs still alive?
I slide a large barrel of Prismatic Void's to KO, along with a glass. "Have fun with that." I then look at smylez. "No, just wanted to do that."
No they are not Knarled...
No, they live, just stagnated. Doesn't help that Drac hasn't been seen in a couple days.
I walk into the bar in the middle of this madness and take out a number of credits. "So can I get a pint of Andorian ale, Scotty bulgers, and a mjolnir please." From the drink order I must be insane, brave, stupid or all of the above.

Oh and zarkun your presence might be required in DH but not sure so few people posting there today.
11/10/2012 05:19 PMPosted by TheLostMorph
From the drink order I must be insane, brave, stupid or all of the above.
" milk drinker. I can top that off real easy."
"It isn't. It's been really dead today." I mix the three drinks together and slide it to Morph. "Welcome to this historical establishment."
"Oh really?" I say with an evil smile that says I am planning something. I sip the drink that combines elements of my three favorite things star trek, avengers and starcraft
I grab Zarkun on the shoulders. My body becomes shapeless and enters the innards of Zarkun through his orifices.

"Oh look what we have here! The brain of Zarkun! Mind if I take a big sample of it?"
I sigh..."Zarkun, get me an Ace Suicide, HBRB, put in a couple Slicer's, and throw it in the laser accelerator for a few hours..."
Gooey and slimly masses of flesh is oozing out of Zarkun's eyes, nose, mouth and ears.
I burp, expelling smylez, then mix up CR's drink, using tongs to hand it to him. "Morph, you loose."

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