Pikachu's (Cough) PRP Bar (Part 3)

Joeyray's Bar
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Replaces the fire with corrosive acid and continues spraying the room.
"How do you people not know who MC Hammer is...I know I'm not the only 90's kid here..."
I live on that Jester as does everyone else here so thank you for the free meal. Look how nicely it regenerates my skin!
I've heard of the song, not the full song, but I know bits and pieces...
Stops firing and sets up a Gravity Bomb in the middle of the bar. "One black hole, coming up." I set it in an invulnerable case that can't be entered, set the timer for 60 seconds, and teleport away.
"Ok, now I'm confused. If Kerri is Terran, wouldn't acid eat her? You know what, forget I asked." Starts dancing to Can't Touch This.
11/23/2012 07:24 AMPosted by Jester
Stops firing and sets up a Gravity Bomb in the middle of the bar. "One black hole, coming up." I set it in an invulnerable case that can't be entered, set the timer for 60 seconds, and teleport away.


With 2 seconds on the clock, the gravity bomb is hurled at the speed of light towards the other bar and explodes.

11/23/2012 07:25 AMPosted by Zarkun
"Ok, now I'm confused. If Kerri is Terran, wouldn't acid eat her? You know what, forget I asked." Starts dancing to Can't Touch This.


In the darkness the eyes begins to see.
Bomb reappears with two seconds left, having not exploded at the other bar. It is at the same spot as last time.
11/23/2012 07:30 AMPosted by Jester
Bomb reappears with two seconds left, having not exploded at the other bar. It is at the same spot as last time.


The bomb reaches 0 seconds and does not explode because it is a dud.
Case opens up and the entire building is devoured in a uncollapsable Black Hole. I never make duds, though I do love psychological warfare. The bar is destroyed.
Jester...all he needs to do is create a paradox...
...I which I put another bomb in that paradox, or collapse the paradox. Bar destroyed...
It was a delicious meal Jester. It's been centuries since I devoured a real black hole so I must thank you for that dessert.
Considering how all your organs are now compressed to oblivion, I think a few more wouldn't hurt. *Does the same bomb process with 200 more bombs* There, good. *Teleports them to the bar.*
What is a black hole to a supreme being whose nature is greater than that of a black hole?
Yeah....You just keep telling yourself that.....
And you keep telling yourself that for you cannot handle the truth.
And you keep telling yourself that you are superior to all laws of physics. Then, when your ego becomes too big for your body to support, I'll laugh as you fall.
"Everyone. We can sort everything out peacefully. And I have another compromise if you didn't like the old one, Smylez. Now wipe that grin off your face."
But I am. There are things that your laws do not account for.

Go ahead SF.

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