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See if you can place a quote every day.
"You can't win, if you don't know how to lose."
-Me (but I'm probably not the first to say that.)
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business. We're in the killin' Nat-zi business. And cousin, business is a-BOOMIN'!
-Lt. Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

-President John F. Kennedy
"Forgive your enemies but never EVER forget their names!"
-President JFK (COD Black Ops zombie map Five intro movie)
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

-President John F. Kennedy


!#@$ that was mine... Hrm...

BAAGH MY GIANT BLUE HEAD
-Take a wild guess...

Not here... or here so much... but right here...
-Tommy Boy

"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?"
"No, Neo. Im trying to tell you that when you're ready, you wont have to."

-The Matrix

Doggonit I had another one but it left me right as I began to type.
"Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it!

Four o'clock: Wallow in self pity.

Four-thirty: Stare into the abyss.

Six o'clock: Solve world hunger, tell no one.

Six-thirty: Dinner with me, I can't cancel that again!

Seven o'clock: Wrestle with self loathing.

Of course, I suppose if I bumped the loathing to nine o'clock I could make it and still get back in time to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness..."

-The Grinch (Jim Carrey)
"Before you complain about lag again, remember, Jesus lagged for three days before he respawned."
Context- D&D baised Movie

Barkeep: You need to pay your bill.
Druid: And what if I don't?
Barkeep: Do you know why they call this place 'The Lonely Dragon'?
Druid: No.
Barkeep: Because I killed its whole family.
@Duke: Lol, who says that quote?
"Feel the emotions. Take them in. EMBRACE THE INSANITY!"
-Me, to a fellow cast member on a play I'm in.

"I won't survive jail, John! I'll be currency there! ADORABLE CURRENCY!"
Jolene 'Brooksie' Brooks, Between Failures
"What's the plan of attack?"

"I have a plan. Attack."

-Captain America & Ironman in the Avengers
12/03/2012 03:39 PMPosted by MarkusDaWise
@Duke: Lol, who says that quote?


Some gamer on an overclocking forum.
In the context of someone asking your game race.

psh, I never lie about my race when asked.

I always say "human". People these days.
"Physics and biology are being mean to me!"
-Jessica Lincoln, Between Failures
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

-Sir Isaac Newton

I like this one because it applies to life, as much as it does to physics.
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

-Sir Isaac Newton


ugh no its "for every action FORCE there is an equal and opposite reaction FORCE" -_-'
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

-Sir Isaac Newton


ugh no its "for every action FORCE there is an equal and opposite reaction FORCE" -_-'
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