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"Helloooo everyone this is H to the usky Husky!"

He has no H, but I know the quote well.
Who wan'ts to get fixed?!

Gaston: "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."
Belle: "Gaston, you are positively primeval."
Gaston: "Why thank you, Belle."


"...and every last inch of me's covered in hair!"


Gaston: "Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking..."
Lefou: "A dangerous pastime"
Gaston: "I know..."
"When life gives you lemons, make combustible lemons and burn down ITS HOUSE"

-Cave Johnson
"I like cheese, I like cheese, I like cheese I-I like cheese.

IIIIIIIII liiiiiiike cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!"

-Tyler the Creator, Odd Future
"I see nothing–NOTHING!"
Hauptfeldwebel (Senior Master Sgt.) Schultz, Hogan's Heroes
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
-I dont know

"You f*ck with death, you get the scythe."
Context: I am trying to scare a three-year old girl into staying out of the basement.

Me: "Don't go in the basement. I have a pet troll that lives in the basement."

Her: "I killed your pet troll."

Me: "Nooooooo..."

Her: *evil laughter*
"When in doubt, use the smell test."

-Maurice Chavez, GTA Vice City
"Ware when you cast out your demon, lest you cast out the greatest part of yourself."-

Friedrich Nietzsche.
Captain Picard: "By the unfair standards of this mock court, we are guilty until proven innocent!"

Q: "Of course. To put the innocent on trial would be unfair."
"You're going to take on the whole ship?!?"
"You're right. Maybe I should shoot with my left...."

-GDI Commando Havoc, speaking with a GDI prisoner about getting the keys to a NOD Sub.

"Don't run, you'll only die tired."
-(I don't remember who.)

"B IS FOR BULLETS! !@#$%!"
-Salvador, Borderlands 2 Gunzerker

"I somehow always knew I'd be stuck in the middle of nowhere trying to protect a city from a facist whose voice I stole."
-Axton, Borderlands 2 Commando, referring to Handsome Jack.
"Don't run, you'll only die tired."
-US Army Snipers

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
-Charlton Heston
JGSDF Soldier: Who are you?
Sam Fisher: I'm the guy who's here to save the world.
JGSDF Soldier: I thought I was the good guy....
Sam Fisher: No, no. You're on the team with the super-secret underground base. I'm the guy breaking into the base. That makes me the good guy.
— Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

"I swear to God, when I evolve, I'm going to kill you all."
—Magikarp, Pokémon
The more things change the more they stay the same
-Alphonse Karr 
"I swear to God, when I evolve, I'm going to kill you all."
—Magikarp, Pokémon


Immortal to a newbie Zealot:
I used to be a Zealot like you...
Until I took over 9000 bullets, grenades, rockets, acid blasts, poison spines,artillery shells, and laser blasts to just about everywhere all over my body

-Youtube commentator
terrible terrible damage

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