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"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
-Charlton Heston

That's actually a really good quote...

JGSDF Soldier: Who are you?
Sam Fisher: I'm the guy who's here to save the world.
JGSDF Soldier: I thought I was the good guy....
Sam Fisher: No, no. You're on the team with the super-secret underground base. I'm the guy breaking into the base. That makes me the good guy.
— Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

"I swear to God, when I evolve, I'm going to kill you all."
—Magikarp, Pokémon

I totally remember that quote from Splinter Cell! xD

Immortal to a newbie Zealot:
I used to be a Zealot like you...
Until I took over 9000 bullets, grenades, rockets, acid blasts, poison spines,artillery shells, and laser blasts to just about everywhere all over my body

-Youtube commentator

Made me laugh out loud! I'm still laughing! xD
Beatrice was a girl I saw in stolen moments at the mirror, who kept quiet at the dinner table. This is someone whose eyes claim mine and don’t release me; this is Tris.

-Tris/Beatrice - Divergent

I am selfish, I am brave.

-Tris - Divergent
Be Bold!
Be Bold!
But not too bold,
Lest thy heart turn cold.
"The only thing you should fear, is fear itself."

Context: Ivan Brackman, Thalia Kael, and Dominic Maddox are fighting a bunch of Royal Guardians.

Brackman: "Do either of you have any idea why these people are no longer in prison?"

Kael: "I may be... slightly responsible for that."

Maddox: "Are there any other crimes you've committed that we should be aware of?"

Kael: "Nah, that just about covers it."
-Supreme Commander 2

Context: Dominic Maddox is fighting Commander Coleman.

Coleman: "Guys like me eat guys like you for breakfast."

Maddox: "Well, that explains the foot in your mouth."
-Supreme Commander 2

Context: Thalia Kael and Dominic Maddox are fighting some people.

Maddox: "Just like old times, eh Thalia?"

Kael: "I don't remember this much shooting in the past."

Later: Maddox and Ivan Brackman are fighting escaped convicts.

Maddox: "Just like old times, eh Ivan?"

Brackman: "I do not recall being fired upon by ex-cons during our Academy days."

Maddox: *sigh*
-Supreme Commander 2

Replayed the campaign recently. Forgot how much fun that is. Can't wait for Planetary Annihilation!
Tris: But I'm not pretty.
Tobias: No, you're not and I would only go to your funeral if there was cake.

-Everybody in JoeRay's
-Everybody in JoeRay's
"True Story."
-Everyone, 'cause I said so
Context: PI and a cop.
PI: "I should be less stupid."
Cop: "We all think that, but no one blames you."
Virgil: i'm smarter
Dante: i'm stronger
Virgil: i'm handsomer
Dante: i get more ladies
Virgil: .......... i have a bigger d*ck

-DmC: Devil May Cry
'ello Monkey

-The Darkling, Darkness 2
"What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge bullets?"

"No Neo, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready... You won't have to."
"It's probing time."
-Paul, from the movie, Paul
"Dang you, Zarkun!"
-Me after you completely slaughter me in this contest of who can fill the 'last poster' list.
"Always expect the worst. Because if it happens, you'll be ready for it no matter what."
-Me, talking with a friend about what would happen if someone were to take his Incineration Cannon.
You really think you were the first to say that?
02/20/2013 02:44 PMPosted by ThaneKrios
You really think you were the first to say that?

There is nothing about it having to be from the first person who said it.

That's the whole idea of a quote... Lol.
-Richard -LFG

"For Pony."
-Richard -LFG

Cale'Anon: "I think I require the services of a Healer."
Richard: "Walk it off you pu$sy."
-Cale'Anon and Richard after Richard turns the former to ash -LFG

That's the whole idea of a quote... Lol.

Mark, you're an imbecile sometimes...

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