Roll-2-Dodge San!

Joeyray's Bar
Prev 1 2 3 10 Next
Appeal to the court that the dice are rigged to favor Supaflyz.
I use my stalkers to defend my new station from a unknown terran attack.
@Jester: Your complaint has been noted. We considered nerfing him temporarily, but...

We're afraid of him...

@Smylez:

Godlike lasts for one turn, but is renewed by an 8 or 9. It makes you literally invincible and gives +3.
"I wonder if you will get a cold reception in exile."

I try and spartan kick The Lich King into the rift/tear/portal thing.
Point out that the court is a bunch of pussies, and to remove their girly pants and put on big-boy pants, and remove Lich King Supaflyz from existence.
Zarkun
Rolled 4, success.

You reforge Excalibur successfully. It has all its prior power.

Owlfeathers
Rolled 5, great success.

Amazing, that worked. FIre did randomly come out of the ground.

LKSupaflyz must Roll-2-Dodge!
Rolled 5 (+3, Godlike), overwhelming success.

It would appear that someone who can survive repeated direct missile hits can also survive random flames. Interesting. In return, you punt Owlfeathers into the Arctic.

You have retained your Godlike status.

CrymsonRaven
Rolled 3, grey area.

You are now a Reaper... from StarCraft 2.

Zanon
Rolled 1, lethal failure.

You accidentally damaged your mind in the attempt. You are Injured.

Dahrkenrahl
Rolled 5, great success.

The Borg recognize the Reapers as a threat and take action.

The Reapers must Roll-2-Dodge!
Rolled 1, lethal failure.

The Reapers fell easily to the Borg. NO reason to fear them anymore.

Unfortunately, the Borg also assimilated the technological distinctiveness of the Reapers. Not. Good.

laughup
Rolled 6, critical success.

These reckless Terrans must be stopped...

*five minutes later*

Well, that was easy.

You feel Great.

Zanon
Rolled 3 (-1 for Injured), failure.

Miss.

What, you expected me to say something funny?

Jester
The Court grows angry and throws you out.
NOOOO!

I am no longer a Reaper as I figure out a plan to destroy the Borg... THE NECRONS!
Pull out a Ban Hammer and attempt to Ban the Lich King Supaflyz.
Formally request Supaflyz's removal as the dice showed favortism.
I decide to go spy on supaflyz.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO

CrymsonRaven rolls a 3!
You find the Necrons but they do not awaken from their ancient necropolises.

Jester rolls a 5!
BANHAMMER INCOMING!

supaflyz r2d with a 5+3=8!
BANHAMMER REFLECTED BY SUPAFLYZ AND HITS JESTER SQUARE IN THE FACE WITH THE FORCE OF A BIG BANG! HE MUST ROLL TO DETERMINE HOW SEVERE HIS "BAN" IS!

Jester rolls a 2!

JESTER IS BLOWN UP TO A MILLION PIECES AND IS SENT STRAIGHT TO PURGATORY! SUPAFLYZ IS STILL GODLIKE!

Aside:
HE'S KILLING Y'ALL WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER!!

Zarkun rolls a 1!
The die gods will continue to favor supaflyz. To punish you for making such an absurd request, they have decided for the LULZ to grant an extra +1 to supaflyz's roll in addition to his godlike status. You do an epic facepalm to yourself as supaflyz will be able to roll an unprecedented 10 and if he does, YOU were the one responsible.

Laughup rolls a 2!
The very moment you attempt to spy on supaflyz, overwhelming miasma overcomes your body as the Lich King merely sits atop his forlorn throne, motionless and waiting. You vomit profusely and wet your pants. -1 to your roll.

The Borg have acquired Reaper tech and have uploaded everything useful to their systems. They gain a +1 to their action.
I attempt to appeal to the Celestial Court for a global status reset for all players to Fine,
Owlfeathers rolls a 5!
The Celestial court, (a majority) agrees to your request to instill fair and balanced play. HOWEVER!

supaflyz must rd2 with a 6+4=10! KLGHIOGHROGHARGIOGFGAFAGFAFAESF456WVH895364T598QY6 IZBVGY SRIGY SRUIQ47EOTGUIDFYIOAETY4U D<AM

GG!
O_O

I attempt to reject this reality and substitute my own, a version in which supaflyz isn't ridiculously OP.
You don't roll appeals.
I null the roll and leave it to KO/Zanon who WILL roll a 10 again.
I actually would have rolled a nine.
But he is right. Appeals are considered by validity.

The court debates.

...

...

They demand a sacrifice of the highest magnitude in exchange for a wish. If the wish is found wanting, they might not grant it. Or worse... They might grant it to the letter.
HA! Now it is KO's turn. 1 for 2!

...

They demand a sacrifice of the highest magnitude in exchange for a wish. If the wish is found wanting, they might not grant it. Or worse... They might grant it to the letter.


HMMMMMM....
I search for a protoss mining base and attack it.
I offer up the first born lamb of my sheep to the court.

Join the Conversation

Return to Forum