Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 23)

Joeyray's Bar
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I tear up the order and boot the pair out of the bar. "And I'll see you hung if you come near my bar again."
Once again, you failed to read the fine print. Listen to this:

"Violation of this clause will result in electrocution. A second offense will result in teleportation to the Semi-Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing. A third offense will result in teleportation to the Demiplane of Extremely Painful Torture. A fourth offense will result in automatic lawsuit. Have a nice day."

Enjoy your salad.

*Jester vanishes as the belt miraculously reappears on Zarkun*
Order of the Stick reference?
I turn up the power on the spacial disruptor before activating a cloaking device and laying under the bar seat. "And now begins the first of many long naps over the next month." I then fall asleep, turrets appearing around my table.
ABEL ALERT ABEL ALERT!

Has a nice ring to it...

ABEL ALERT ABEL ALERT! BEGIN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF SUBJECT!
Back. ELeri slaves are apparently a good investment. Not that I invest in that, too unstable.
I sip my drink ignoring the delusional and highly unobservant KO.
I walk into the bar and look around before finding a table to sit at.
I sip my drink, ignoring the delusional and highly unobservant TLM.
Naits where are you?!
I must ask you all...
What would happen here if I brought with me "The Touch of Death"?
I would ignore it and see you as delusional and intoxicated. as I do with several other patrons of this bar.
Why Slnder why?
Oh no reason~
But in other news, my friends in school voted me to be "Most Likely to commit Homicide or Genocide."
I'm going to consider that as a compliment. C:
Interesting.... *Backs away slowly to a safer distance.*
=Cackles a tiny bit maniacally, tapping a scythe against the floor=
"Why am I not surprised you were, SB."
Because I act the same in real life that I do here? Except there is a lot less bloodshed there... unfortunately...
http://e621.net/post/show/313614/2012-anthro-canine-crossover-darth_vader-disney-do
what do you think?
That site is... dark and tainted... I wouldn't search much...
I must ask you all...
What would happen here if I brought with me "The Touch of Death"?


Wuz dat?

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