World’s End Tavern: Role-play and Fan Fiction

Apr 20 [Story Snippet] Duties of an Apprentice I really love writing small little snippets of story for my characters and one of my favorite characters to write for is Odelle Ashery, a young woman who is an apprentice to the Great Gideon Gearglocket, a gnomish warlock. Odelle is a...uhm. Well, she's pretty. "What are you doing?" "What do you mean what am I doing?" "What do you mean what do I mean what are you doing?" "What do you - ugh. I mean, I'm looking for these relics you purchased from Uldum like you asked me to. Why did you store them in sand like this? They're ever so hard to find." Odelle combs her slender, manicured fingers through the sand in the shallow box, revealing another small figure. "Ah! I think this is the last one. Seven, right?" She carefully picks it out and lays it amongst a small group of similar looking trinkets on the table, covered in sand. There were seven in total ranging from the size of a large pea to her own thumb. Gideon approaches the table and climbs up onto a stool so that he can peer down at the collection. He pulls out a monocle and holds it close to his face to get a good look at each of the sand coated shapes. His nose scrunches above his curled, purple mustache and he promptly hops off the stool to head for the door. "Once you've found the relics, you may go for the evening." "What? But I've found them. They're right here!" Odelle exclaims, gesturing to the table. "My dear, that's Scrumptious' litter box."Annaveil0 Apr 20
Apr 20 Pandaren RP Backstory Help / Question Greetings, I am currently working on the backstory of my Pandaren Monk and I have a question regarding Islander and Mainlander: Is it aceptable to have someone who was born in Shen-zin Su to sail to the mainland of Pandaria at some point before the Cataclysm happened ? For example a young Pandaren who trained as a monk at the Wandering Island able to move to Pandaria to progress further on his training at one of the Monsateries of Kun-lai. Any insight will be much appreciated.Scarneet3 Apr 20
Apr 19 Fashion Battle - April 23rd, 7:30pmPST [Fashion Battles™] by Stealthstar-Silverhand is hosting a Spring themed transmog battle. Everyone is welcome to this event! Where: Thunder Bluff, Mulgore. When:April 23rd, 2017 @ (7:30(PM(PT), 8:30PM(MT),9:30PM(CT) , 10:30PM(ET)) Realm Host: Farstiders//Silverhand//Thoriumbrotherhood Theme(1): Spring Theme/Noble Garden (Pastels, Whites, Greens, Elegant) Theme(2): N/A -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viewers: Every level, class and race is welcome to attend and watch the show. You too can dress up and show off some fashionable attire without being judged for the show. This is a free realm wide event, BUT you must be on the hosting realms to receive a "goodie bag" which is handed out at every show! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Models: Every level, class and races welcome to model for our show. Be ready to be critiqued and ranked among your Tmog peers. More information will be added as the date comes closer! If you have any questions or are interested in modeling please visit [ ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guild Sponsors: Any Guild is welcome to donate to our events. Donations vary from Mounts to Gold, anything helps and in return your Guild will be able to have a 255 Character Guild advertisement during the intermission of the show as well as special seating for the Guild! If you are interested in donating please send an in-game letter to Stealthstar-Silverhand(Horde) or Stealthstar-Kirin'Tor(Alliance). ***For Emergencies add Lailah#1872. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Job Opportunities: [Fashion Battles™] is looking for permanent Judges(3) for our shows! This is a paying job for one night. Judges must be open minded and unbiased, we are looking for people with a good attitude, and a basic knowledge of WoW Lore. Visit [ ] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Social Media Links: Twitter : Youtube : Website : --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guild Sponsors: Fashion Crafters (H/A) Guardians of Eternity (H/A) Over the Hyll/Hill Gang (H/A) The Royal Courier (H/A) Azeroth Board of Tourism (H) Mythological Knights (H) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Special thanks to crew members of the show as well as our Guild Sponsors and Private Donors!Namine0 Apr 19
Apr 19 Warcraft Love Story Hey there, I'm going to share with you a little story I wrote. It's about a gnome mage that meets with a long-lost friend after ten years apart. It's a long one, I'll have to post it in multiple parts, which I'll space out over a period of time - It seemed like a normal sort of day, before life suddenly changed for Mitzi. Well, normal as a day could be during these trying times. After doing some quick recon work in Azsuna, which had been made a little more complicated than necessary by the unexpected appearance of some Naga, she had retired to the Legerdemain Lodge with a group of fellow mages. After a round of drinks everyone at the table had finally started to unwind, slowly breaking off into pairs to chat. Mitzi sighed gratefully as she finished off her drink, placing the empty mug onto the table. "Well, you're enthusiastic today" said her friend Biyu playfully, giving Mitzi a light shove on the shoulder with her paw before downing the rest of her drink in one go. "It's pretty rare you finish before me. What put you in such a good mood, shorty?" Mitzi just smiled and shrugged. "Just glad the day's over. I've got a day off tomorrow so I'm looking forward to doing some reading." She was a bit irked by the short comment, but reacting to it was just what Biyu wanted. Plus as a gnome being told that sort of thing wasn't exactly uncommon. Biyu pouted and put her head into her crossed arms. "So you're not gonna stay and have another drink or two? Not even for me?" she asked, slowly turning her big pleading eyes to Mitzi. Try as she might, Mitzi couldn't look away as she tried her best not to smile. Biyu was a Pandaren, and when she acted cute like that Mitzi couldn't resist. "I… guess I could stay for a couple more drinks, sure. If you insist." "Great, I do insist! Actually, it just so happens that the next round of drinks is yours, speaking of. What a coincidence!" Biyu beamed, a bit too widely for Mitzi's liking. "Oh… fine, fine. That's the only reason you want me to stay, isn't it?" Mitzi mumbled as she got up, feeling a bit annoyed. Biyu scooped Mitzi up in a hug before she could protest. "Oh, you know that's not the only reason! You're so cute when you pout!" "Let me go, you smell terrible!" After a moment of struggling Mitzi finally released herself, taking some deep breaths. "Yeah, it has been a long day!" Biyu laughed, completely unconcerned with her body odor. "Anyhow, why not get two drinks apiece? I'll get the next round, we should have some fun." "Yeah, sure" Mitzi replied, finally just giving up. With a wave she left her friend behind and made her way to the bar, weaving around the various larger patrons. It was right after she had ordered her drinks that it happened. The bar, which wasn't very crowded to begin with, went quiet as the doors opened and five figures entered the bar. They were all different races, and all clad in various shades of dark leather armor. The one in the front, a tall, thin and imposing human male whose face was almost totally obscured by a leather hood, made his way to the bar only a few seats down from Mitzi as most of rest of his group took up seats around him. It took her a moment to realize that the only one that did not sit was a troll, who stood right next to her and was looking down at her coldly. "Move. You're in my seat." For a moment Mitzi nearly did as he said without even thinking. He was nearly three times as tall as her, with tusks that were almost as long as her arm. Of course she was intimidated. But she also didn't like the idea of being pushed around by some angry troll just because he was bigger. "I'm only sitting here until I get my drinks." She patted the stool next to her. "You can sit there until I'm done." The troll narrowed his eyes dangerously. "Listen 'ere, gnome. You don't wanna be makin' enemies wit' me. Move." The troll moved his hands casually down to the axes at his hips, and out of the corner of her eye Mitzi saw Biyu get up with a stern expression on her face and began making her way to the bar. Mitzi hesitated, already knowing that this was going to get more intense in a moment but she refused to back down just because some troll told her so. A metallic clinking suddenly drew Mitzi's attention to the human, who had dropped a few gold coins on the counter and motioned to the bartender for one of the bottles displayed on the back wall. He turned almost lazily to look at Mitzi, and even though she could only see his eyes she was annoyed to see that he looked bored. "Sorry ma'am, you might just want to give him your seat. He gets upset when he doesn't…" The human trailed off as the two made eye contact. He just stared at her for a minute, his eyes changing slowly from boredom to disbelief. "Mitzi?" he asked, like he dared not believe it.Louche2 Apr 19
Apr 19 Parables of the Past (Ghao's Story Corner) "Come, come, men and women, boys and girls. Gather around the fire, and fill your mugs with something cozy. Find your friends, your family, whomever might be with you, on this night. Tonight, I share a story with you. For every tale I tell, I bring a lesson. It is your choice, to decide what this lesson is to you. No understanding is incorrect, no interpretation is false. All I ask of you now is to calm your minds, and focus your ears, for hearing the words mean nothing, if the mind does not understand them. When all is calm, we need only to close our eyes, and let the story come to life within us." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OOC ((Alright, time for some OOC intro notes. I'm Ghao, a brand-new face in the WoW roleplaying scene. I've always loved storytelling, as most do who participate in roleplay. This particular thread is a more personal brand of writing, one I intend to use as a "platform" for my character. It is something of a scrapbook, in the sense that each post I place here will bear no relation to the last. Each one will be a different story or 'parable', if you will, that Ghaodang tells to those who join him in his travels, wherever they may take him. Ghao is a travelling monk, one who has always taken a keen interest in the deeper meaning of storytelling. He has spent the past few years travelling from village to village, town to town, sharing with any who wished to hear one of his countless tales. He does not often explain these tales beyond the words within them, leaving the audience, instead, to interpret the personal meaning each one holds for them. Any stories posted here are posted under the assumption that anyone could have heard them in-character. Each story is one he has told at some point or another to whomever gathered with him in his stops. As such, if encountering him in game, I am completely comfortable with any given character recognizing him via one of these stories. In fact, it is an easy and completely welcome reason to approach him, out in the world. And with that, I'm going to get to work on the first story. I hope you all enjoy them!))Ghaodang1 Apr 19
Apr 19 Where does Noblegarden get its name? OOCly Noblegarden is Blizzard's version of Easter, but why is it called so? Wowpedia does not contain any relevant information. I will update it with helpful responses (if any) gathered here.Selenius3 Apr 19
Apr 18 Post Apocaliptic Guild Idea~[OOC] So, I've been chatting with some friends, doing my research on the lore(and flexability there of), and decided I bring my idea to a larger, less gentle audience. I am thinking of creating a guild upon a 'dead' RP server, and running a premise/story where in the whole of Azeroth is laid low, but nobody remembers what -exactly- happened. Did we lose against the Lich King? Did the Legion succeed during one of there many invasions? Has an Old God subverted the world to their will? The timelines are broken, certainty, like the factions of old, have been cast to the winds like so much ash after the fire. The specific guild I intend to make will be centered around and tailored to showcasing the Undead, most notably the Forsaken and Death Knights(Though there are talks of san'layn, very tentative talks). I've worked out a general idea of guild lore, and a ridged guild rank structure, as well as a simple, yet innovative /roll combat system. At any rate, I think I will stop my caffeine induced rambling here, collect my thoughts, and turn the floor over to you, good people of the RP forums. Though, I will leave one last breadcrumb, a link to the current rough draft of the guild's outline. Please note that what you initially see is what the end-game chain of command will look like, and in the beginning it will be much, much smaller. Apr 18
Apr 18 Requesting Official Heights/Weights Dear Blizzard, Hello! For many years, I've been creating characters. Even before I really RP'd, every character had to have specific appearances, partially so I could draw them, but also because I am just super OCD. Unfortunately, nobody can come to a real consensus as to average species statistics. The RPG books have been declared non-canon, but are still widely cited. People are using 3-4 different sets of information, which can lead to all kinds of weirdness. If you want, for instance, a Pandaren who is just a hair above average and you go by their average being 6 feet even, someone else will go by their average of 6'6" and suddenly your slightly tall Pandaren is a head shorter than average. Most races I've looked into have height and weight ranges far too wide to really be considered averages, based on in-game model measuring, RPG books, old manuals, and other things. If we could just get a definitive list of these, it would make a whole lot of RPers happy. Heck, tweet a race/gender's official average height/weight once a day and I'd be overjoyed. Anyway. Thank you for reading! <3 FangFangkai12 Apr 18
Apr 18 Small Group RP vs Larger Group RP I'm curious about peoples opinions on preference in terms of rp styles. One on one is the most personalized we can do in WOW. Then there is you small group RP, less then 10 imo. Then large group rp which is 10 or more. Which do you prefer and why?Selsea5 Apr 18
Apr 18 WET Community Lounge Archive This thread is simply made to keep track of the Community Lounges. I will edit this and add in all the new ones whenever they're made. Please do not post! The Beginning 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: 11: 12: 13: 14: 15: 16: 17: 18: 19: 20: 21: 22: 23: 24: Lost in the Twisting Nether. 25: 26: 27: 28: Lost in the Twisting Nether. 29: Lost in the Twisting Nether. 30: Lost in the Twisting Nether. 31: 32: 33: 34: 35: 36: 37: 38: 39: 40: 41: 42: 43: 44: 45: 46: 47: 48: 49: 50: 51: 52: 53: 54: 55: 56: 57: 58: 59: 60: 61: 62: 63: 64: 65: 66: 67: 68: 69: 70: 71: 72: 73: 74: 75: 76: 77: 78: 79: 80: 81: 82: 83: 84: 85: Apr 18
Apr 18 WET Community Lounge 85 Hope no one will mind if I go ahead and make a new Lounge. I just moved the stuff from the previous one here, I may or may not have missed the fridge with the spider creature inside of it but ohwell. Last Lounge: Lounge Archive: Apr 18
Apr 17 Blood Elf Illustration I've played on Alliance for a few years since getting back into WoW the second time. First time was as Horde! I may be an Alliance player now, but I remember my roots~ ;) Apr 17
Apr 16 The Chronicles of Dangerfield Greetings all! I have started a new account in WoW with the intention of leveling a character from the very beginning. No heirlooms, no gold benefactors, no achievement points.... nothing. The idea is to tell this character's story as an ongoing adventure and I have the first two "chapters" written. I know this is a shameless self-promotion, but I'd love it if you fellow RPers and writers would check it out. Thanks! And feedback is welcome, no matter how harsh.Dangerfield0 Apr 16
Apr 15 University: Hunter & Explorer Hello all! I joined a guild that is building a University with Students and Teachers. It's rather active, but, nobody has ever built a Hunter program before! If you were a Hunter student, what would you like to learn about? Non-Hunters can take the class too! As Hunters have a powerful connection to the wild, and an ability to befriend beasts I'm thinkign it'd be great to pair exploring with it! Having adventures out into the depths of the wild, to explore and search for the most exotic of species from lions, to a kodo (one day I'll tame one, ONE DAY!), to the beautifully rare warp stalkers that vanish on us, and many more! I also want to do some history, exploring some of the great archers and hunters such as Hemet Nesingwary (and his controversy), Alleria Windrunner, or even Vereesa Windrunner. Even take a field trip to "meet" them! What would you like to learn about?Ashkir1 Apr 15
Apr 15 Alchemy: It Can Create Life Okay so maybe I am late to the party here but...Alchemists in legion can literally full metal alchemist style TRANSMUTE LIVING THINGS. Am I the only who finds this immensely creepy, and immensely awesome at the same time? Literally creating life. This is AWESOME! Discuss.Sharaliana6 Apr 15
Apr 14 looking to get into rp hey all! i've tried getting into rp and for a while i liked it but i didn't really immerse myself in it. i'm looking to start again on either moon guard or wyrmrest accord. don't particularly care about faction, but what's the environment like for new rpers who are still learning, and do i need to create the backstory for my character before i really get into it? also, what are good way to come up with a backstory for those of us who are not completely familiar with all the inner workings of wow lore. do you guys come up with this on the fly or is there kind of a template in creating a characterShaison3 Apr 14
Apr 14 Why are Draenei always roleplayed as rude? Hello, I would like to share an observation that I have made on the roleplaying servers. I have found that players who play Draenei have a tendency to roleplay as mean, and stoic. This is not the case for all Draenei certaintly, but definitely most. What are we, as a community to do about this? Do we need to have some sort of world wide RP to make this not a thing? Or maybe this is intentional... I don't understand why so many people choose to play as a rude character with just this one race. Please respond! - PatienceMilktit19 Apr 14
Apr 14 Sketch Thread Hi there, hope this post is alright as I saw a few others do it and wanted to take part. I've been lacking with some motivation when it comes to drawing recently and want to sketch some of your characters because I need practice! Hopefully I'll get through doing everyone but I may be kinda slow at these depending on how busy I get. Most of these will be bust shots unless I'm feeling particularly inspired! All you need to do is comment down with a brief description of your character preferably with any major key points to how they look. I'll try to sketch them in the armor I see on your armory page unless you'd like to link me a different set or screenshots! I'll link the pieces in the thread when I'm done and quote you. Here's some of my sketches of WoW related stuff: Apr 14
Apr 13 Dabbling in the Demonic I loved this quest so much. It felt like i was truly doing magic. But the most important thing for me is how we were actually combining different magic energies to use a Warlock spell. I was under the assumption that spells could only be casted by using only one magic type, Mage spells using Arcane, Warlock spells using Fel, and so on. But in this quest we used Arcane, Fel, Void and Death magic at the same time for something actually simple like opening a Warlock portal. Meaning that spellcasters probably channeling various forms of magic forces while using their spells, not only one like i used to think.Vincentiu2 Apr 13
Apr 12 Shadow Priests. I guess this is the best place to start. Do you see yourselves as servants of the Void, that truly want to bring about the end of everything? The powers you master seems that way. Or do you believe you are using the power of the Void to battle against it, if that is possible. I am only asking due to the Void becoming the ultimate thing that wishes to end all creation. The Void Lords are the reason Sargeras became what he was, out of madness and he seeks almost the same goal, but the Void is even more terrifying.Audaela2 Apr 12
Apr 12 The Eagle Eye Retreat (Open Tavern RP) Nestled in the vast pine forest of Grizzly Hills, was a fairly large hunting lodge surrounded by towering pine trees. The structure was simple, sturdy and welcoming, with three balconies that overlaid the upper levels of the lodge, allowing guests to step out into the cool fresh air. A decent sized stable was stationed outside the establishment, for larger animals such as mounts to be housed outside and tended to by workers with fresh bedding, food and water. The interior of the structure was high, spacious and comforting; with its pine wood furnishings, rustic decor and comforting den, which a few large leather arm chairs, a large oak wood table and a roaring hearth. Above the hearth, a stuffed eagle was perched proudly on a three branch that was mounted on the wall; its swings were splayed proudly, as it glowered down at anyone who walked in its gaze, which gave the establishment its name. In the corner; there was the bar, the kitchen and the front desk, where the innkeeper kept tabs of the rooms being sold to patrons. The guest rooms themselves were kept mostly simple, with a bed or two in each room, a washing basin, a chest to hold valuables, a nightstand with an oil lamp and a small wardrobe. A painting containing various locations of Northrend hung over the beds of each room, providing at least some décor to the room. A oak wood menu board could be seen hanging above the bar, containing various food and beverage items available for all times of the day; Breakfast Options (All can be purchased as a meal): Northern Egg Omelets Thick Cut Bacon Blood Sausages Toasted Bread and Jam Fresh Fruit (Apples, Tropical Sunfruit, Savory Snowplum) Mixed Berries (Frostberries, Grizzleberries and Tundra Berries) Lunch and Dinner Options: Steaming Chicken Soup Stewed Rabbit Shoveltusk Soup Northern Stew Emperor Salmon (Poached, grilled, baked or smoked, comes with a side of vegetables and a choice of a second side) All stews/soups come with a bread option of choice; such as Pine Nut Bread, Freshly Baked Bread, Buttery Wheat Rolls, Crusty Flatbread and Moist Cornbread. Mead Basted Caribou Shoveltusk Steak Roasted Beef Sizzling Grizzly Flank Meat options come with sides of bread and vegetables, such braised wild carrots and potatoes. Offered Special: Slow Roasted Wild Turkey Beverage Options: (Non-alcoholic) Honeymint Tea Mountain Water Frostberry Juice Grizzleberry Juice Hot Apple Cider Fresh Apple Juice Sweetened Goats Milk (Alcoholic Beverages) Caraway Burnwine Snowplum Brandy Northern Honey Mead Dalaran Red. Dalaran White The lodge itself welcomed all races and factions, just as long as conflict was avoided, providing fine food and drink, and offering the best shelter from the elements it was able to. ______________________________________________________________________________ (Page 1 of 2)Kailenn154 Apr 12
Apr 12 A Flirt Who Doesn't Cross the Line So, my character is someone I've characterized as "a shameless flirt", but I know how touchy people can get about that. I remember the other night I blew a kiss at someone else because it's something my character would have done, but the guy got mad at me. Since then, I'm not sure how to do this correctly, as even though the guy left me alone after that, I'm afraid that someone else might get more nasty. Maybe some help on this? Ideas? Tips? Anything really.Shuhua13 Apr 12
Apr 12 Cannon characters in backstory/personality? Example: Celinia Is a HUGE fan of ETC (Elite Tauren Chieftain), and she has a major crush on Sig Nicious, to point of turning bright red and becoming clumsy when he as much as looks in her general direction. I'm obviously not going to add anything about him returning any said feelings, as a rock star he'd probably be used to such reactions. With that said, would it be going over the line to say they did have an interaction? Examples: he gave her a guitar pick that she keeps as a prized possession, took a photo with her and autographed it, or maybe he recognized her while out of uniform at Darkmoon fair as "Hey arn't you that Blood Knight?" Keeping everything G-rated as well. Would this be taking things to far into the "Sue Zone?"Celinia26 Apr 12
Apr 12 Bloody body wraps transmog I remember back from my days playing yeaaaaars ago that there was a chest or shirt item that was basically medical wraps with blood on them. Is this item still obtainable and if so where from? Thanks!!Wäsp5 Apr 12
Apr 12 Deleted Seat of Knowledge Forum Archive? Hey guys, I'm going through some old RP stories I've written, and realized that I had left a couple of them on the now tragically deleted Seat of Knowledge subforum. There is one particular piece that holds great value to me, and I was wondering if anyone knew of any archives or places I could otherwise find threads/posts from the deleted forum? I know there is something like that for the BC and Wrath forums. Many thanks!Lorendrethil3 Apr 12
Apr 12 Dragonsworn So ive been looking for awhile on the forums and cant seem to find anything new about dragonsworn rp. I know they are very rare and some people consider it as dragon rp and call it god-modding. I was thinking about making my character one and read that they are usually an alliance race that lives long(so dwarf is a good one) and that even though most of dragonsworns are magi or magical in some way alot of the dragonflights look for warriors or paladins. So my question is how would i start, how would i pick a dragonflight, how would you personally react, and what would i be able to do without it being labeled god-modding?Dolthrain11 Apr 12
Apr 11 Chibis So with all the character art threads, I thought I would put forward my own. I will take the first 5 and try to do Chibis of them. I vary in style and quality as I am a bit of a novice, but I'll try my best. One I just did of my dk at work tonight Finished: Chibi: Cyndilou: Morician: Rynzy: Alariah's Kashara: Qon: Apr 11
Apr 11 [HELP] RP + Transmog Artifact Weapon? how you explain for change the iconic artifact weapon for other appearance? please, give me advice. nowadays, is very hard for me change/transmog my artifact weapon. i feel like losing power (weapon power).Albiondragon4 Apr 11
Apr 11 (OOC) RP Servers? I'm in the market for a server with an active RP community, Horde-side, outside of Wyrmrest Accord. TRP/MRP, RP guilds, all that. I'm not asking with the assumption that it exists, I've heard WrA has the most Horde RP, but I don't know for sure. Anyone know anything?Delthras4 Apr 11
Apr 11 Is using time magic god modding? There have been a few occasions when I thought it would be cool to travel backwards in time in my Rp but I'm never sure if people would be okay with that or interpret it as a form of god modding. So is time magic god modding?Cathalin7 Apr 11
Apr 11 Jist fa funnies (light humor) Two Darkspear Trolls walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The Orc barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you ?" One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll betchoo a pitcher of you finest beer dat I can lick ma eye." The barkeep says, "I've had guys come in here that could lick their nose but never have I ever seen one that could lick his eye. I'll take that bet." So the Darkspear reaches up, pulls out his glass eye, licks it, and puts it back in his eye socket. The barkeep says, "*,You got me." He brings the trolls a pitcher of beer and goes about tending the bar. When that pitcher starts to get low the barkeep comes back and asks, "Are you fellas ready for another?" The same Troll answers, "I'll betchoo annuder pitcher of you finest beer dat I can bite my ear." The barkeep hesitates for a moment and looks at the Troll's battle scarred short left ear, his slightly longer right ear, and says, "There's no way you've got an artificial ear. I'll take that bet." The Troll reaches up, pulls out his false teeth, bites his ear with them, and puts them back in his mouth. The barkeep says, "You got me again." He brings the Trolls another pitcher of beer and goes about tending the bar. A little later the betting Troll is drunk, gets up and staggers over to the bar and lays 100g on the bar saying, "I'll betchoo a hundred gold dat I can pee and fill 10 shot glasses lined up on da bar with dere rims touchin' without spilling a drop on da bar from tree feet away." The barkeep says, "It'll be worth 100g to see that so I bet you can't do it." He puts his own 100g on the bar, lines up 10 shot glasses and steps back. The Troll standS up and pees all over the shot glasses, the bar, and the floor. The barkeep picks up the 200g, gets out his towel and starts to wipe it up. He then notices the drunken Troll is smiling and says, "I just made 100g so I'm smiling, you just lost 100 why are you smiling?" The drunk says, "Ya see da guy over dere I been drinkin' with all dis time? I bet him 1,000g dat I could come ovah here, pee all ovah de bar, and dat you'd wipe it up wit a smile on yor face.Tlalohtzin17 Apr 11
Apr 10 Sketches of your toons/characters I figured out of boredom, I'd love to see a selection of toons to draw when i'm bored or just practicing. These will likely just be sketches and I can guarantee I will not do everyone who posts. If you cater to my niche or what I like best, though, you have a much better chance of being drawn :3 I definitely prefer females, but I draw males too! Less clothing is always better because lets face it, i'm a BIG @ss perv. And speaking of butts, I love drawing those ;) I prefer things with obvious aesthetic as well! So if you have outfits you want me to draw or include, I will likely gravitate towards drawing ones that make sense or feel like they actually go together. Then again, I may just draw your character tastefully nude (I'll censor it for the forums if I do), or wearing just their underwear or some sort of other scanty clothing lol. I'll have to say this though: While I wanna get into the anthro drawing field, I will not be attempting any tauren. If i'm going to break into the field, I'd like to do it gently xD I'll attempt to draw worgen, male orcs, male goblins, male trolls, male dwarves/gnomes and pandas in general. I'll be better at humans, elves, draenei females etc since I am used to drawing people with normal faces! I do enjoy drawing horns and teeth though <3 And did I mention I love butts? I also really like boob cracks, not just @ss cracks. JUST SAYING (This applies to men too okay). I prefer also to draw people that look younger, or under 40, since drawing older people is not something I have a lot of experience in. But if you have a very interesting character, I may be enticed to try. ALSO: You don't have to limit to only posting characters from wow. I'd love to look at characters NOT from this game, whether they are from other games, or just characters you made or want fanart of etc -- in fact, I encourage it! So anyways, go ahead and post and I'll see if I draw any of you :3 Art: so you know what you'll be asking for lol (And you can contact me there if you want to actually commission me for something more detailed)Wäsp60 Apr 10
Apr 10 Anyone LF an apprentice for their RP toon? I've been really wanting to play the role of an apprentice for a long-term RP story, though I'm not sure what class I'd want. I have: Druid Monk Mage Hunter Paladin Priest I figured it'd be a fun challenge. (Alliance only, *Scratches Ally only* I'd be willing to go Horde but only as a Pandaren or Belf) realm doesn't matter I suppose since btag's a thing :P And please have experience RPing and be somewhat grammatically correct :D )Sekana27 Apr 10
Apr 10 Elorada, Deathlord (Vignette) Hello! I mostly lurk on these forums, but I've decided to post a piece of Warcraft fiction I wrote for a vignette assignment for English class. It's my first real piece of fiction I've written so it's honestly a big milestone for me. Even though I don't roleplay myself, I have a backstory and everything for my main, so I decided to use her in my vignette. I hope you guys like it! Elorada, Deathlord It was a warm, humid evening. Emerging from her quarters, the armored figure stepped forward and slowly scanned the one of the many rooms of Acherus with her glowing blue, yet somehow lifeless, eyes. The open-air citadel was drab and mostly utilitarian in design, save for the blue banners adorned with the symbols and designs of her order. They consisted of blue-black swords bedecked with the Ebon Blade’s trademark runes, with dark red backdrops. Walking on the left side of the open, circular room, passing the central area used for sparring, Elorada bore witness to the usual organised chaos present in the fortress: The guttural cacophony of ghouls and a myriad of other unholy creatures feasting on the now unrecognizable corpses of demons, mixed with parrying and slashing of runeblades used by training Death Knights, created a symphony of terror. Finding her way downstairs, the night elf walked with an aura of stern determination, with some pride hiding under her headpiece which shadowed her face. The hallways of the necropolis found themselves more populated with her fellow knights as she made her way to the central chamber. Although clearly being made up of a varied collection of races, with a slight majority being human, all present soldiers of the order wore the same type of dark armor adorned with deathly imagery - skulls and spikes almost naturally molded on the Saronite-forged plate. Finally, the Deathlord approached a command table, her plate-covered hands pointing at an island to the south of the map, which was adorned with marks and notes concerning stratagem. Beckoning two of the surrounding knights, she interrupted the cold silence of the room with sharp, poised orders to her subordinates. Her voice was gravelly and had a deathly echo, which was a constant that she shared with her comrades. After giving her command briefing, Elorada turned to the rest of the sizable crowd of her order. Raising one of her twin swords, Frostreaper, she gave a rallying oration to the crowd. The present members of the Ebon Blade stood intently, listening deeply to her words that spoke of sacrifice and the nature of the order’s principles - the dedication to the ultimate means of any end. The end of the speech was met with an unsurprising amount of silence, considering the audience, with a moderate amount of ovation and nodding. With her two knights appointed for the mission, she paraded through the south hallway, turning her head and, with an almost solemn expression, acknowledged the salutes given by the knights bordering the corridor. Approaching the balcony, Elorada looked upon the island of the Broken Shore and stood still with a visage of trepidation in her face that she felt spread across her entire body. Quickly checking over her shoulders, the stoic leader of the Knights of the Ebon Blade brought her hands together at her chest, shifted her head down, and closed her eyes.Elorada0 Apr 10
Apr 10 50 First Dates Anyone remember 50 First Dates with Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler? It's where Barrymore's character has short-term memory loss; she can't remember anything that happened the day before. Anyone ever tried to rp a character like that before? If so, what was your experience? I think it would be difficult to play. But rewarding if you knew how to do it properly. Any thoughts?Keltdra7 Apr 10
Apr 10 Totally newbie question about DK timeline Hello all, I know this is going to sound like a complete noob question but after a conversation with a few people (or more like listening to it), I think I am even more confused. There was a debate about when a DK was created. I did some reading and this is what I found: Year 20 - At the age of 24, Arthas takes up Frostmourne and becomes the champion of the Lich King. The Plague of Undeath begins to ravage Lordaeron as the Third War begins. Year 27 - World of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Lich King (War against the Lich King) begins. (I know this is when a player can create a DK) ... so now I am even more confused. Was DKs created in year 20, in year 27 - or somehow in between?Christel5 Apr 10
Apr 8 Tauren Hunter Pet? This might be a silly question, but I am wondering if there is a pet that fits with a Tauren's history/current events? I have kept the strider up until now, but would like to get another pet that would fit roleplay-wise.Ewani2 Apr 8
Apr 8 Fashion Battles - Horde [Fashion Battles™] by Stealthstar-Silverhand is hosting a Spring themed transmog battle. Everyone is welcome to this event! Where: Thunder Bluff, Mulgore. When:April 23rd, 2017 @ (7:30(PM(PT), 8:30PM(MT),9:30PM(CT) , 10:30PM(ET)) Realm Host: Farstiders//Silverhand//Thoriumbrotherhood Theme(1): Spring Theme/Noble Garden (Pastels, Whites, Greens, Elegant) Theme(2): N/A -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viewers: Every level, class and race is welcome to attend and watch the show. You too can dress up and show off some fashionable attire without being judged for the show. This is a free realm wide event, BUT you must be on the hosting realms to receive a "goodie bag" which is handed out at every show! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Models: Every level, class and races welcome to model for our show. Be ready to be critiqued and ranked among your Tmog peers. More information will be added as the date comes closer! If you have any questions or are interested in modeling please visit [ ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guild Sponsors: Any Guild is welcome to donate to our events. Donations vary from Mounts to Gold, anything helps and in return your Guild will be able to have a 255 Character Guild advertisement during the intermission of the show as well as special seating for the Guild! If you are interested in donating please send an in-game letter to Stealthstar-Silverhand(Horde) or Stealthstar-Kirin'Tor(Alliance). ***For Emergencies add Lailah#1872. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Job Opportunities: [Fashion Battles™] is looking for permanent Judges(3) for our shows! This is a paying job for one night. Judges must be open minded and unbiased, we are looking for people with a good attitude, and a basic knowledge of WoW Lore. Visit [ ] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Social Media Links: Twitter : Youtube : Website : --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guild Sponsors: Fashion Crafters (H/A) Guardians of Eternity (H/A) Over the Hyll/Hill Gang (H/A) The Royal Courier (H/A) Azeroth Board of Tourism (H) Mythological Knights (H) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Special thanks to crew members of the show as well as our Guild Sponsors and Private Donors!Namine2 Apr 8
Apr 7 10 Boss Nighthold Rap *I'm not entirely certain this type of content belongs here, but I think it qualifies as fan fiction. I've been having so much fun in the Nigthold these past few months that I decided to write a rap about it. I hope you find it somewhat enjoyable. *slowly backs away* The Nighthold Rap Apr 7
Apr 6 Help building background Guys,as some of you already know,my DH is a former Blood Knight.Thing is, I need some help defining his Background BEFORE being a Blood Knight/Paladin. Were BE Paladins present during the 1st/2nd War?Ashmonai5 Apr 6
Apr 6 Looking for Character Art! I don't want anything extensive, just a drawing/sketch. Since it is something minimal, unless you like those kinds of drawings, I am not looking to pay anyone who is willing to draw Kirteh any money nor gold, so this would have to be out of the kindness of your ever so willing and joyful hearts. Basic Information- 12'6" tall Scourgelord Armor (Red/Green Variant) Heart-Lesion Runeblade White or Silver fur Scars covering body, your choice where you'd like to draw them Eyes glow/smoke constantly, as such with all DK's. Use DH eyes w/e bandana for reference. Anything else needed, feel free to ask if you're interested.Kirteh4 Apr 6
Apr 5 Technological Power in Wow I've been going over this lately on the truth of the technological might in Wow. Most people I see say this is a predominantly medieval game with some techno stuff thrown in however I disagree... I think medieval things like weapons and tactics have survived because of the magic that permeates wows universe. For example, Which is stronger Ashbringer or a rifle? I degrees though... Right now I've been mulling over the possibility of nuclear power in Wow. It seems gnomes understand it.. They have radiation bombs(irradiator 3000). I was hoping that the green glowing axe my gnome uses could be nuclear powered! Being a gnome it seems like something they might have. This thread is basically to talk about wows technological prowess and if the ideas I got for my character seem doable.Smuggs11 Apr 5
Apr 5 Should I Try RP? Hi guys. I've been playing WoW since vanilla and was only ever in an RP guild for a short time when I was around 16. I remember enjoying it quite a bit, but as the years went on I never RP'd again. I've been putting some thought in and I think it would be really fun to try. My main questions really are: 1: Should I try levelling on an RP server RPing as I level? I don't know how in depth RP is nowadays, but this is what I was doing when I was younger. I have a few 110's and I can xfer one to an RP server if this is not a good idea. 2: What servers are good for RP? I only really play alliance and I've heard about Moon Guard, but I don't know many RP servers that people like. 3: I tend to enjoy raiding. Is there much progression raiding on RP servers and if so, do they RP while they raid? I think I would prefer being able to just raid without worrying about RPing, but I don't know. As I said I'm completely uninitiated. Any and all information I could get would be great. I'm starting to read up on it now, but was wondering if I could get some answers here. Thanks in advance for any help you guys can provide =)Piccosham9 Apr 5
Apr 4 A few questions regarding Gilnean lore 1: What year is the current year? 2: What year was Gilneas invaded? Essentially, I'm trying to understand how many years have passed since Gilneas fell.Demÿtrius7 Apr 4
Apr 4 The End [A warcraft story] Opening his eyes, Anduin stared at the stone ceiling that hovered over his bed. Standing up, he placed his clothing on while looking in the mirror. He was old, tired, fragile, his hair draped over his eyes as it extended to the bottom end of his neck. Looking at the reflection, the sword of King Wrynn hung on the wall behind him, turning around and grabbing it, he stared at it and said. "One year has passed, and no war has begun." It was almost unbelievable to think that peace has been maintained for so long, a knock begun to ring at the door. "High King Anduin." A soldier guard asked behind the door. "Yes?" "Prophet Velen would like to speak to you whenever you get the chance." "I'll be out soon, tell him to give me ten minutes." Stepping outside, he walked to the park inside the keep, on a bench sat velen, the man didn't age a single day since he arrived on Azeroth. "Is there trouble?" Anduin asked Velen, when he asked, he looked to where Velen was staring, a orc and draenei child were playing in the park together. Velen took in a deep breath. "Never in any of my visions, did I see the day that two children of different races play together once more." Anduin sat down on the bench with him, giving a weak smile he said. "And you called yourself a prophet." The two laughed together sighing Velen said. "...I can't remember the last time I was able to just sit down and enjoy myself for a moment, such a unusual feeling of calm." "Last time I had a moment like this was with my father." Anduin looked at the sword that laid on the bench next to him. "He and your ancestors would be proud to know of your accomplishment." "Yea...I have a question Velen." "And what might that be my King?" "We've fought for so long, millions have died to both the Legion and the Void Lords. I just want to ask, was it worth it? Is it over?" Velen sighed, shaking his head saying. "No no...It is never over, while we have defeated the voidlords, all worlds will have their problems...But, that is why we exist Anduin." The two were quiet after that, listening to the kids play tag together, for a moment, Anduin could see his younger self playing with his father, as Velen could see the same with him and the son he never got to see grow. "Our war is over Anduin, it is time to let the new age decide what to do from here." Anduin agreed with Velen and then asked. "So...What happens to us now?" Velen looked to the sky and said. "Just enjoy the moment, and feel the warmth of the sun.Ssigma0 Apr 4
Apr 3 Beginner looking for someone to play with I've been playing WoW for awhile now, and want to get into role playing. I have a few characters on role playing realms (Argent Dawn and Wyrmrest Accord), but I'm kind of shy and don't know how to start. I'm looking for someone to help me learn and have fun!Sylraei5 Apr 3
Apr 3 [CYOA] Cessation The intents of this ongoing story is a Choose Your Own Adventure styled RP. I, the writer, till type a short backstory to the situation and you, the reader, will vote on one of two or three options. Every couple of days I will tally the results and continue the story. Previous posts that have already been voted on will show the most voted answer in [Brackets] and have a link to the next part of the story. I am going to take some liberties with this story. I'm keeping things canonical in terms of setting; i.e. I'm not making up races or changing the map, but this story is uniquely mine. It is an alternative ending to the Legion expansion, pushed back a few years. The Invasions event lasts for a full year before the Broken Shore, then another two years before Nighthold. Hope you all enjoy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It had been weeks. Weeks and weeks of bad news. You were receiving more and more letters from criers around the world, some from as far as Silvermoon dated months prior, of terrible news. Assaults on the Sunwell, the destruction of Gadgetzan, the most populated Pandaria temples coming under siege... You remembered hearing of the riots. Doomsayers, cultists and looters filling the streets of the major cities; even peaceful ones like Darnassus. One day Stormwind's Trade District would be up in flames from rioters, and the next, Orgrimmar would be holding public executions of Legion conspirators... The world was falling apart. In the middle of all this chaos, all this loss and perpetual fear, you continue your chores. You're not sure what drives you, what purpose or reason you have for continuing them, but they get done nonetheless. You live on a quaint boar farm in the Southern Barrens, situated on a small hill in the shadow of a dusty mountain, between Desolation Hold and Taurajo. The felfire, raining infernals and strange shapes in the sky over the Northern Barrens were visible even from your vantage point, but no demons ventured that far south. Makeshift bridges had begun crossing the scar, a gaping chasm of lava separating the two parts of the Barrens, and you found a new hobby in watching refugees wander south. To where, you didn't know. You would've guessed most would head towards the Great Gate, seeking refuge in Mulgore, but these stragglers seemed to have other plans. Or maybe they were just lost. Every now and again an orc or tauren family would stop through, requesting water, food or a place to sleep for the night. Words were few. You preferred it that way. One day, however, a rather talkative goblin showed up. He wore bright purple clothes, carried a diamond-tipped staff and his teeth seemed to be encrusted in silver. Behind him stood a strange, fat creature. It reminded you of a brown ogre. The goblin gave a stereotypical sales pitch. Perhaps your emotionless expression communicated your disinterest well enough, since he soon became desperate. He explained that his product, refined Azsharite, would ward away demons. The brown ogre didn't comment, just... drooled. Apparently, the small blue crystals would be planted around the property, and any demon looking to enter would be willed away. And, for the small, small price of seventy-five gold coins. Seventy. Five. That could buy you a new tent, two even... dozens of new boar, an entire ship, an arsenal of weapons... You have the gold... You've been saving up your entire life while in the Barrens. You sold pork, jerky and ham to travelling caravans, and shipped your larger boar off to Bloodhoof. You even worked for Bloodhilt, offering your tent as a watch-camp which earned you nearly twenty gold alone. But do you want to spend it on this 'refined Azsharite'? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Yes, of course!] You saw the invasion yourself across the scar. It's only a matter of time before the demons invade, and every little thing helps. No, of course not! Why waste your life savings on some magical rocks from an untrustworthy goblin, for a threat that may never come.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Continue the story: Apr 3
Apr 3 True true nuetral possible? Hey guys, I am looking ay rping a True Nuetral styled character, but I am having difficulty in seeing the plausability of it... If I understand the principals behind it, either you are self centered and make no special effort to be good or evil, you are just trying to live your life. Or a kind of neutrality that is an ego centric, I am beyond concepts of good and evil, I serve a higher purpose. I am going for the second one, in that an obscene oath to keeping the balance in nature guides my characters actions. However that sometimes means being on the "bad side" or backstabbing / activley hindering. So there in lies the question, in WoW rp how can you realistically represent balance and sometimes oppose the party without being a complete nuissance, and also convey that my characters belief ia they are doing it for a higher purpose, and thus not just lose all my friends?Senwefon6 Apr 3
Apr 2 Legion: Return of the Lich King This was inspired by the Lich King making his official return in World of Warcraft: Legion, and based on the deal made between him and the Knights of Ebon Blade. Hope you all enjoy ------------------------- Part One: A Conflict from Within Deep in the heart of Northrend. Deep in a restless slumber, he rested upon his Frozen Throne. The dormant Lick King, former Bolivar Foredragon, sat atop the ruins of his decaying empire. Ice Crown Citadel itself remained sturdy and defiant against the elements, but within the dead knew no rest and much of the network had started to crumble. Yet, this did not bother him, in fact nothing had bothered the Lick King for a long time. After his grand defeat at the hands of his former allies and hated enemies the Lich King had once more entered a state of conflict with in. Before his stitched soul was comprised of the darkest people to have given into undeath. Their want to end life and reorder the world had been the instinctual desire placed upon centuries ago when his master and self-proclaimed creator Kil-Jaeden had left a single fragment of the dark shaman, Ner'zhul, soul. Existence as a nothing, no longer a real identifiable being, The Lich King had been forced to be stitched together again, then cast through the nether where upon receiving his new found power and charge. Landing in Northrend he had remained a shackled servant to the Deciever, and from then on the new being knew only of being fear, death, and corruption. It was in his former nature to crave these emotions, but now he feasted on them! He consumed souls no matter where they came from, and his power knew no limits. On a whim the Lich King had devastated kingdoms and civilizations throughout Northrend. No one could stop him, except the one who had bounded The Lich King. Thankfully, he had finally regained (after mending many a fragmented soul to his own) a growing independent conscious. In that moment he did what few could, he broke free. And in that moment he dammed himself to living in a world without real purpose. Existing only with what had been previously given. Even after binding himself to the fallen prince, Arthas, and becoming a more completed soul. The Lich King’s purpose had always been predestined to destroy the world where he now existed. That changed when Bolivar’s soul was stitched into his being, a knight of the light and burning with purifying dragon fire. In that moment, he was never truly the same. His mind, his heart, his very soul was now in an eternal conflict, and in the years since that conflict remained a vibrant and passionate battle.Genrazy3 Apr 2
Apr 2 Alzheimer's in Wow? I've been entertaining the idea of an incredibly old Draenei, he got a notable amount of skill in the arcane arts BUT his memory is so bad and if possible his draenic version of Alzheimer's keeps his power levels in check. Is there Alzheimer's in Wow? Would this be something I could pull off?Rakiki17 Apr 2