Hello DPS

Warrior
Hello DPS.

Look at your tank,

now back to me,

now back at your tank,

NOW BACK TO ME.

Sadly he isn't me,

but if he had rolled a Warrior

he could tank like me.

Look down, back up.

Where are you?

You are in a raid, with the tank your tank could be like.

Whats that in your hand?

Back at me, I have it.

Its you on top of the DPS meter without pulling threat.

Now look again, YOUR DPS IS NOW DIAMONDS.

Everything is possible when you have a Warrior tank.

I'm on a bear.
This would be funny if it weren't so overdone. You get one smiles out of a possible 3 laughs.

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