Coolest race?

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Gnomes and Trolls. Because we are the shortest and the tallest, respectively.



Note: This response is half correct.

/wave

You still have funny looking hair.


How you get that pose in your new armory? I can't find the options to do that in the new one. :(


The most honest response to this is:

I have a pose?
Tall an' blue, big sharp tooth, crazy 'do an' stance
My ears be long, but I'm no elf, don' see me twirl an' prance
I got mo' mojo den da total sum a' all a' France
Don' be a fool when you make toon an' jus' gimmie one chance
(If dat don' sell ya yet den check my accent an' my dance)

My secret weapon be da voodoo
Who do?
You do?
No, dude
I do dat
You make me angry, gonna hex ya 'til ya eatin' gnats
Now check dis bod, all lean an' muscled, not one ounce a' fat
I'm like some biped-blue-betusked-freaky jungle cat
(If Sexy came with Int and Agi den' I capped de stat)

Dey see me trollin' dey be hating down in Silvermoon
Dem purple elves all runnin' cryin' to dere god Elune
Both 'em mutants jus' be jealous dey be poor offshoots
Darkspear be comin', 'mpire risin', gonna rule ya soon
(Be repeatin', you a fool if you don' troll next toon)
Orcs all the way. LOK'TAR OGAR!
Draenei, because honestly, nothing paralyzes a horde in fear more than a big blue goat ressembling alien riding into battle on a small robotic ostrich wearing pointy shoulders wider than 4 gnomes end to end.
Trolls. 'Cause, as Totalbiscuit said, "Once you go Troll, you never re-roll."

And, yet, I'm posting on an Undead Death Knight.


How you get that pose in your new armory? I can't find the options to do that in the new one. :(


The most honest response to this is:

I have a pose?


Yea, click your avatar and you'll see your new armory profile. You are in battle stance swinging your 2 2ha weapons about. Another person answered my question though. Looks like the options are a little limited atm.


How you get that pose in your new armory? I can't find the options to do that in the new one. :(


The most honest response to this is:

I have a pose?


Yea, click your avatar and you'll see your new armory profile. You are in battle stance swinging your 2 2ha weapons about. Another person answered my question though. Looks like the options are a little limited atm.


There's options?! :O


How you get that pose in your new armory? I can't find the options to do that in the new one. :(


The most honest response to this is:

I have a pose?


Yea, click your avatar and you'll see your new armory profile. You are in battle stance swinging your 2 2ha weapons about. Another person answered my question though. Looks like the options are a little limited atm.


I thought class would have more to do with the poses than race...

But you just stand there, & I'm casting a shadowbolt (but it's invisible >_>)
I thought class would have more to do with the poses than race...

But you just stand there, & I'm casting a shadowbolt (but it's invisible >_>)

As is your right arm. In fact...

Did you just turn your arm into a boomerang?
Orcs!

Because we are mighty and we are many...

And we dance like MC Hammer.
Orcs!

Because we are mighty and we are many...

And we dance like MC Hammer.


Orcs are an acceptable substitute for trolls.

- Sharkon
Tauren or Draenei - cause the females are lovely!
Blood Elves! <3
I thought class would have more to do with the poses than race...

But you just stand there, & I'm casting a shadowbolt (but it's invisible >_>)

As is your right arm. In fact...

Did you just turn your arm into a boomerang?


Yup...

Means I can @*%%%slap someone from across the room :P
Trolls. No contest there.

Da voodoo shuffle.
Tall an' blue, big sharp tooth, crazy 'do an' stance
My ears be long, but I'm no elf, don' see me twirl an' prance
I got mo' mojo den da total sum a' all a' France
Don' be a fool when you make toon an' jus' gimmie one chance
(If dat don' sell ya yet den check my accent an' my dance)

My secret weapon be da voodoo
Who do?
You do?
No, dude
I do dat
You make me angry, gonna hex ya 'til ya eatin' gnats
Now check dis bod, all lean an' muscled, not one ounce a' fat
I'm like some biped-blue-betusked-freaky jungle cat
(If Sexy came with Int and Agi den' I capped de stat)

Dey see me trollin' dey be hating down in Silvermoon
Dem purple elves all runnin' cryin' to dere god Elune
Both 'em mutants jus' be jealous dey be poor offshoots
Darkspear be comin', 'mpire risin', gonna rule ya soon
(Be repeatin', you a fool if you don' troll next toon)



Win. Win. Win.

We be trollin' and nobody well stop us!

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