Repent now turkey eaters!

*As a turkey wearing a doomsday sign*

Repent now people of Azeroth! The time of the Great Turkey is at hand, and his wrath shall be merciless against all turkey eaters!

Great yams shall fall from the sky and crush the villages, the mountains shall be leveled by torrents of gravy, the seas shall turn RED with cranberry sauce!

Repent now! Eat a chicken! Eat a rabbit! Eat at Joe's! But spare the noble flightless bird! For the day of reckoning is at hand!
And you didn't log out as a turkey, because?
This, I did. Obviously the Great Turkey found me lacking.

Maybe if the dwarf hadn't adorned myself with the garments of the devourers of his kin...

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