Funniest/Best Macros

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Laughter is the best medicine!

Let's get some laughter going here, folks. What's the best/funniest macro you made or have seen?

For me, I use this one when I tank and we complete the dungeon:

"Thanks for choosing Emarelda's tanking services! We know you have no choice whatsoever. Questions or comments? Call 1-800-765-IDIOT. Thanks and have a suberb day!"

I've also seen a feral druid activate Berserk with "Losing control....MUST KILL......RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!"


What about you?
At one point, I had every single one of my warrior abilities macro'd for pvp. Not your typical macro's, however. No.

I macro'd a /say to every move. All in the voice of the Swedish Chef.

/cast charge
/say Binky chargey bork bjork bork blololololop!

/cast execute
/ex-ee-cute-eeee blinky boop bork bork bork!

/cast mortal strike
/mortal strikey blinky pikey borkie bork bork bork!

I also used to have a macro about Barbara Streisand's nipple, but it got me kicked out of my guild.
I use an addon to blow a kiss to anyone I land a killing blow on.

The nerdrage it generates is quite funny.
When I use my rocket jump, I macroed it to say: "GO-GO GAZSHYCK ROCKET JUMP!!"
"Casting resurrection on <name>, have shotgun ready in case of zombification!"

"Leap of Faith used on <name>, everybody gets one..."

/cast Levitate [target=self]
/s "Look me in the eye when you say that..."

"Casting resurrection on <name>, have shotgun ready in case of zombification!"

Best one yet.
On my arms warrior a made bladestorm macro /cast bladestorm /y Blaaaadesstoooorm! it made me chuckle :)
Oohhboy, where do I start... I'm a silly macro fiend.

Rogue (named Keipi)
/cast Vanish
/s So not the drama!

/cast Evasion
/s Anything's possible for a Possible!

Those have a glaring yet subtle cartoon reference, hence why I had to give the character's name. GET IT? Probably not.

The rest:

/cast Ancestral Spirit
/s I can rebuild you %t. I have the theology. I can make you better, faster, stronger.

/cast Penance
/y Hadouken!

/cast Divine Plea
/cast Avenging Wrath
/y In the name of the Light, I will punish you!

/cast Redemption
/s Will the real %t please stand up!

(When it was still in game)
/raid %, if the raid dies, you die. If I die, then you survive. Suicide for a greater cause!
/cast Divine Intervention

/cast Resurrection
/s %t, please return to your correct, upright position.

/cast Rebirth
/s %t, we're in the middle of a war here! This is no time to nap!

/cast Revive
/s Damn it, %t, I'm a druid, not a doctor!

/cast Revive
/s It just so happens that %t here is only MOSTLY dead, and MOSTLY dead is slightly alive!


I have a few more, but ... they're pretty bad. lol

/cast Deathgrip
/yell GET OVER HERE!!!
See the tankbot thread and laugh at some of the best use of tanking macros ever.
01/14/2011 3:05 PMPosted by Ethlin
/cast Deathgrip
/yell GET OVER HERE!!!


Beat me to it.

Also, I don't have these but:

/cast Berserker rage
/y THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS BG!
01/14/2011 3:03 PMPosted by Zim


Rogue (named Keipi)
/cast Vanish
/s So not the drama!

/cast Evasion
/s Anything's possible for a Possible!

Those have a glaring yet subtle cartoon reference, hence why I had to give the character's name. GET IT? Probably not.



Haha. Kim Possible. :)
On my priest, I have a macro that randomly puts a line in /Party, out of three.

"<name>'s subscription to Life(tm) expired."
"Get up, <name>, it's not healthy to be dead that long."
and
"<name>'s death was merely a setback."

I also have "RUN, YOU BLASTED COWARDS" macro'd to Psychic Scream. Including the sound effect from the first boss in Old Hillsbrad from when he uses Intimidating Shout.

On my hunter, I /yell "I win this round, Gravity!" when I use my parachute cloak.
/cast Fear
/s Run, coward!

/favorited thread
Well a friend of mine used

/oom
/yell "All my lands are tapped!"

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