Funny Orc Warlock Name

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Well, for my next alt, I wanted to level a warlock. I thought Id make it Orc, because that sounds awesome. What are some funny names?
Iamtotallynotanorcwarlockohwaitiammanicantfoolyouguys.
xwarlockx
Giantgoblin
Manlydress

Ilooksillyonafelsteed


Wewantgreenfire
FunnyNamesAreTotallyNotOld
ZugsMcGee
02/03/2011 2:27 PMPosted by Ironicisntit
Somethingneedfearing? (someone will get the orc peon reference hopefully)


Menotthatkindofwarlock
02/03/2011 2:24 PMPosted by Spriggan
Giantgoblin


I like this one.
Funny name? Justinbieber.
Mork
Cantconjurfood
02/03/2011 2:20 PMPosted by Trollololol
Well, for my next alt, I wanted to level a warlock. I thought Id make it Orc, because that sounds awesome. What are some funny names?


For Orc female: Vavadoom
02/03/2011 2:32 PMPosted by Snooptrogg
Cantconjurfood


A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a DK walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'

The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the DK, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the DK.

'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the DK spoke up once again.

'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the DK.

'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the DK nudging his shoulder.

'Oh I'm sorry,' the DK said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the DK full in the face. The DK collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'

02/03/2011 2:36 PMPosted by Silentreign
Cantconjurfood


A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a DK walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'

The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the DK, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the DK.

'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the DK spoke up once again.

'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the DK.

'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the DK nudging his shoulder.

'Oh I'm sorry,' the DK said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the DK full in the face. The DK collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'




omg that might the funniest thing ive EVER read!!!XDXDXD

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