Your mother was a hamster...

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and your father smelled of elder berries!
Awww, someone just watched them some Monty Python.

go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
That's no ordinary rabbit!
"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of... Auuuugghhhh."
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Guild name.

Nuff said.
She turned me into a newt!

... I got better
I like the skits more.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
I'll never forgive you for this insult.
I thought this said "Your mother was a hunter" and I genuinely got a little offended.
I fart in your general direction.
/Killer Rabbit
It's just a flesh wound!

/chicken
You'd don't understand. She's got huge... tracks of land.
Really? Nobody yet??

"We are the knights who say... NI!"
Jesu mare dominae, dominae es requiem.

*THWACK*
Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I can't go around calling myself emperor just 'cause some watery tart threw me a scimtar

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