Attention All Females <AV> Is recruiting

Bleeding Hollow
We here at <Alliance Vanguard> have enough (beta)males in the guild. But what we can never have enough of is females. We here at AV are a PvP guild. But not just any PvP guild. What we truly excel at is 40v40 battle pet pvp. We are undefeated when it comes to any kind of battle pet PvP. We take battle pet pvp extremely serious to the point we have an officer for every battle pet family. That includes Aquatic, Elemental, Flying, ect. You get the point.

Not only are we a serious and respected PvP guild but we also have events that are focused PRIMARILY on the female specimens of the guild. That includes selfie contests, gnome racing for some sort of disease only girls get, dress up contests or as non girls call them transmog contests. And helping girls tame those cute hunter/battle pets they have always wanted. We we will even pilot your account to reach max level on your battle pets for the cheap price of a kiss on the cheek. In game of course!

Here are some pictures of us having fun on WoW:

http://imgur.com/Qs6qSgd

http://imgur.com/mA2HFci

http://imgur.com/lFFbMGZ

Also we are a family friendly guild as in you can invite your daughters, wives, girlfriends, and even girls that friend zoned you!

Also we have decided to become a cross platform guild meaning we don't only play World Of Girlcraft I mean Warcraft but we also play other popular games and those games are: Pokemon Go, Neopets, Club Penguin, ToonTown, Tamagotchi, Dress up, House.

Now if you want to sign up for the guild to keep up with all the gossip and share your selfies and other girls things then sign up at eVanguard.com.

And remember everyone if you are a real man or an empowered woman then you will vote Hillary Clinton this coming election or you will be gkicked from the guild swiftly. #Imwithher #AViswithher
If you vote for hilary you are a fool.

Anyone that votes for Trump is a fool.

This country is controlled by the money, and the money tells you what you do.

Don't even get me started.
07/12/2016 09:57 AMPosted by Cretus
If you vote for hilary you are a fool.

Anyone that votes for Trump is a fool.

This country is controlled by the money, and the money tells you what you do.

Don't even get me started.

http://imgur.com/JBeo0T0
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

I rest my case.
07/12/2016 10:04 AMPosted by Cretus
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

I rest my case.

you just linked their twitters you have no real argument.

You should go back to IWC because you are as stupid as them.
07/12/2016 10:18 AMPosted by Isunami
Bumpizzle for AV
07/12/2016 10:16 AMPosted by Odd
07/12/2016 10:04 AMPosted by Cretus
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

I rest my case.

you just linked their twitters you have no real argument.

You should go back to IWC because you are as stupid as them.


Alright. Blindingly follow your beliefs then. Because I side with common sense.
07/12/2016 09:59 AMPosted by Modestmilo
http://imgur.com/JBeo0T0
07/12/2016 10:40 AMPosted by Odd
07/12/2016 09:59 AMPosted by Modestmilo
http://imgur.com/JBeo0T0


Spout the memes when you have nothing else to say.
07/12/2016 10:45 AMPosted by Cretus
07/12/2016 10:40 AMPosted by Odd
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Spout the memes when you have nothing else to say.

Its not my fault that your such a stereotypical clown that you fit my meme perfectly
07/12/2016 10:52 AMPosted by Odd
07/12/2016 10:45 AMPosted by Cretus
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Spout the memes when you have nothing else to say.

Its not my fault that your such a stereotypical clown that you fit my meme perfectly


Isn't a meme
6/10 not enough quality memes
07/12/2016 11:23 AMPosted by Lindeepriest
6/10 not enough quality memes

ur a female u dont know what good memes are
07/12/2016 11:27 AMPosted by Odd
07/12/2016 11:23 AMPosted by Lindeepriest
6/10 not enough quality memes

ur a female u dont know what good memes are
wanna hangout and be racist sometime
07/12/2016 09:57 AMPosted by Cretus
If you vote for hilary you are a fool.

Anyone that votes for Trump is a fool.

This country is controlled by the money, and the money tells you what you do.

Don't even get me started.


I'm going to write in Pedro.
07/12/2016 11:31 AMPosted by Lindeepriest
07/12/2016 11:27 AMPosted by Odd
...
ur a female u dont know what good memes are
wanna hangout and be racist sometime
We here at <Alliance Vanguard> have enough (beta)males in the guild. But what we can never have enough of is females. We here at AV are a PvP guild. But not just any PvP guild. What we truly excel at is 40v40 battle pet pvp. We are undefeated when it comes to any kind of battle pet PvP. We take battle pet pvp extremely serious to the point we have an officer for every battle pet family. That includes Aquatic, Elemental, Flying, ect. You get the point.

Not only are we a serious and respected PvP guild but we also have events that are focused PRIMARILY on the female specimens of the guild. That includes selfie contests, gnome racing for some sort of disease only girls get, dress up contests or as non girls call them transmog contests. And helping girls tame those cute hunter/battle pets they have always wanted. We we will even pilot your account to reach max level on your battle pets for the cheap price of a kiss on the cheek. In game of course!

Here are some pictures of us having fun on WoW:

http://imgur.com/Qs6qSgd

http://imgur.com/mA2HFci

http://imgur.com/lFFbMGZ

Also we are a family friendly guild as in you can invite your daughters, wives, girlfriends, and even girls that friend zoned you!

Also we have decided to become a cross platform guild meaning we don't only play World Of Girlcraft I mean Warcraft but we also play other popular games and those games are: Pokemon Go, Neopets, Club Penguin, ToonTown, Tamagotchi, Dress up, House.

Now if you want to sign up for the guild to keep up with all the gossip and share your selfies and other girls things then sign up at eVanguard.com.

And remember everyone if you are a real man or an empowered woman then you will vote Hillary Clinton this coming election or you will be gkicked from the guild swiftly. #Imwithher #AViswithher


as the new GM of AV u ahev my blessing on this post
UPDATE

Blom has been gkicked for not listening to lindees problems.
Oops wait I think this thread singlehandedly killed the guild and blom. Fatherresto tell me if u want me to take the post down im sorry i did what andrew couldnt do.
07/12/2016 11:31 AMPosted by Lindeepriest
07/12/2016 11:27 AMPosted by Odd
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ur a female u dont know what good memes are
wanna hangout and be racist sometime

sure :)

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