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All of the racial leaders, both Alliance and Horde, decided to put aside their differences for a night and had a party/got drunk at Goldshire? How would the night go down?

(P.S. I'm sorry-not-sorry for making another silly thread.)
*Sylvanas and Greymane wake up in bed next too each other*

After that they become Very Awkward around each other.

*Meets in Stormheim*

Greymane: Sylvanas....
Sylvanas: Greymane...
Sylvanas:*Begins to get Nervous*....i'm just going to be getting more Val'kyr now...*slowly inches away*
Greymane:Yah! yah....uhhh I'll just be over her...doing alliance things*inches away*
Tess: Sir That was Sylvanas Why didn't we take her out!!?
Greymane: Look things are complicated right now tess leave me alone! ;_;

Nathanos:You didn't...
Sylvanas:Shut up.
Nathanos: You seriously did didn't you??
Sylvanas: Shuuuttt up nathanos jeez, it was a one night thing!
*Greymane can be heard crying in the background*
08/27/2016 10:39 AMPosted by Felwind
*Sylvanas and Greymane wake up in bed next too each other*

After that they become Very Awkward around each other.

*Meets in Stormheim*

Greymane: Sylvanas....
Sylvanas: Greymane...
Sylvanas:*Begins to get Nervous*....i'm just going to be getting more Val'kyr now...*slowly inches away*
Greymane:Yah! yah....uhhh I'll just be over her...doing alliance things*inches away*
Tess: Sir That was Sylvanas Why didn't we take her out!!?
Greymane: Look things are complicated right now tess leave me alone! ;_;

Nathanos:You didn't...
Sylvanas:Shut up.
Nathanos: You seriously did didn't you??
Sylvanas: Shuuuttt up nathanos jeez, it was a one night thing!
*Greymane can be heard crying in the background*


It starts when Genn and Sylvanas, not quite able to forget their grievances with each other, are challenged by Moira and Lorthemar to settle their differences with a drinking contest.

He has the vigor of a wild beast, and she's undead, so it takes A LOT to get them drunk. The entire inn starts cheering on their contestant of choice after the 18th round. More shots get passed around than anyone can remember. After all the leaders are thoroughly plastered (contestants included), Baine, the soberest of the bunch, suddenly looks around.

"Hey, where'd our new Warchief and the Gilnean go?"
08/27/2016 10:53 AMPosted by Samariyu
"Hey, where'd our new Warchief and the Gilnean go?"


oh god >_<
Anduin and Baine would be doing bodyshots with Wrathion. You all know it.
Probably a lot like One Night in Karazhan, except with more of that classic Goldshire 'RP'.
Wrathion: "/wrathion strokes your hair"
Anduin: "What are you doing?"
Wrathion: "I'm seducing you."
Anduin: "Stop it."
Wrathion: "NEVER!"
Jaina gets plastered enough to proposition Thrall and Aggra for a threesome.

That's what happens.
All of these mental images of Sylvanas' desecrated corpse having sex with a werewolf make me wish the Legion would just win already.
08/27/2016 11:46 AMPosted by Vaethria
Jaina gets plastered enough to proposition Thrall and Aggra for a threesome.

That's what happens.


After a few minutes, it becomes abundantly clear to Aggra that Jaina and Thrall have some unresolved...issues. The threesome becomes a twosome as Aggra quietly leaves the room.

08/27/2016 11:47 AMPosted by Yagarr
All of these mental images of Sylvanas' desecrated corpse having sex with a werewolf make me wish the Legion would just win already.

You know you like it, you dirty orc.
Lol
Lorthermar : " I think it's affecting me "
Moira : " What'd I tell ya!"

Mekkatorque and Gallywix sing and dance upon a table top

"You can kick your fancy ales , you can drink with your mouth wide...
But the only brew for the brave and true . . . comes from the Lion's Pride!"
Khadgar claps and laughs as Anduin steps up behind him.
Anduin : "Any word from Maiev?"
Khadgar : " No word ... nothing"
08/27/2016 11:46 AMPosted by Vaethria
Jaina gets plastered enough to proposition Thrall and Aggra for a threesome.

That's what happens.


But Thrall gets to drunk and starts crying over killing Garrosh and Voljin beimg dead
Gallywix: I hope there's no rocket fuel
As much as everyone would like to see a drunken s3x party, especially Samariyu, I really feel most of the racial leaders would be depressed drunks, going on about complaints and regrets.

"Why is my son such a wimp?" -Varian
"Garrosh! Why couldn't you see me as an uncle!" -Thrall
"Daddy! Why did you leave me?" -Baine
"That F***ing Arthas. If he didn't have that Frostmourne I so would have destroyed him" -Sylvanas
"Why won't Tyrande just let me sleep, I'm tired." Malfurion
"I wish my husband would tell his brother to stop sexting me." -Tyrande
"I just want to live in peace but these Blood Elves can't led themselves out of a runecloth bag." -Lor'themar

You get the point.
Jaina has hate drunken hate-sex with Thrall would be the most obvious thing that happens
Clearly Gallywix would that person who pretends to drink, in order to get blackmail on everybody.
08/27/2016 04:38 PMPosted by Arlayus
"Why is my son such a wimp?" -Varian

I don't think Varian'd say anything like that. If anything, I think he's more likely to say something along the lines of:

"I'm a ghoooost, OOoooOoohH"
08/27/2016 05:06 PMPosted by Kellick
08/27/2016 04:38 PMPosted by Arlayus
"Why is my son such a wimp?" -Varian

I don't think Varian'd say anything like that. If anything, I think he's more likely to say something along the lines of:

"I'm a ghoooost, OOoooOoohH"


I think it'd be more:

"I'm a puzzzzzle, solve meeeeeee"

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