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Dont touch my food without askin or you lose a hand, also i hope those hooves arent going to leave marks on the tiles
10/31/2016 12:08 AMPosted by Mullokad
Dont touch my food without askin or you lose a hand, also i hope those hooves arent going to leave marks on the tiles


We should nekkid wrestle to establish alpha status immediately to get that out of the way.

It's like Mak'gora but only until submission. You may cover yourself with crisco or some other slippery substance and bring one witness.
Ye even look at me beer, it's showtime!
Otherwise all good.

Level 56 and rising
Skoal
10/31/2016 12:21 AMPosted by Thurid
Ye even look at me beer, it's showtime!
Otherwise all good.

Level 56 and rising
Skoal


Be my personal chef, I'll pay you in beer.
Do you want to make our entire home fabulous?
Stop leaving your dirty dishes around the place and piled in the sink. Wash them.
10/31/2016 12:45 AMPosted by Sorrøw
Stop leaving your dirty dishes around the place and piled in the sink. Wash them.


You can't walk around the house like that.
10/31/2016 12:52 AMPosted by Rynley

You can't walk around the house like that.


Why is there glitter on the roof of the bathroom?
10/31/2016 01:05 AMPosted by Aederyn
Why is there glitter on the roof of the bathroom?

No words.

Just multitudes of passive aggressive notes.
10/31/2016 01:06 AMPosted by Koro
10/31/2016 01:05 AMPosted by Aederyn
Why is there glitter on the roof of the bathroom?

No words.

Just multitudes of passive aggressive notes.


You get the same treatment. Im not racist.

We should nekkid wrestle to establish alpha status immediately to get that out of the way.

It's like Mak'gora but only until submission. You may cover yourself with crisco or some other slippery substance and bring one witness.
10/31/2016 01:06 AMPosted by Koro
10/31/2016 01:05 AMPosted by Aederyn
Why is there glitter on the roof of the bathroom?

No words.

Just multitudes of passive aggressive notes.


Please put some pants on while I'm around.
@Taiyar

Darling, you will need to pay for your own food.
10/31/2016 01:24 AMPosted by Chanel
@Taiyar

Darling, you will need to pay for your own food.


Let's take you shopping.
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I'm moving out.
Stop stacking bibles on the shelves!
Put some pillows over your hooves when you walk on hard floors. I'm trying to sleep.
No, I'm not going to buy extra bacon to feed the god damn water elemental. And put a bloody hat on, the neighbors are starting to talk about your horns.
Umarosa, I think we will be great roomies, but would you mind if we hired some folks to renovate a bit? Cause these closets simply won't do for my wardrobe.

Also, I don't mind cleaning, so leave that to me! I am however...a pretty bad cook. Could you handle that?

Edit. Aww, Takamori. Though, I guess what I said still stands. Just be mindful of when I'm in my maid outfit while cleaning. No touchie! You aren't prepared. ^_^
I'm just too jaded to turn my life into a cheap porno movie at this point.

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