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You are a ghost watching over your own funeral, how does your funeral go?
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And you are a ghost watching over your own funeral, how does your funeral go?


Neat! I can heckle my own funeral
(the person in me hates dieing but the troll side loves this idea)

Priest: "The departed has a um......Rebuttal to the funeral eulogy..."
Oh. That figures. I have to spy on my own death. I never get invited to anything...
Try to resurrect and leave those bones in its place.
01/29/2017 05:04 PMPosted by Frostscythe
You are a ghost watching over your own funeral, how does your funeral go?

Poorly after I light the flowers on fire and write my name in the ashes.

Things will start to pick up however when I pitch my idea to make a new ghost powered robot body for myself.
01/29/2017 05:04 PMPosted by Frostscythe
You are a ghost watching over your own funeral, how does your funeral go?


Pretty lonely, only the minister and gravedigger would be there.
I definitely wouldn't stick around the see how it went. I'd float on over to area 51 and see what all the hubbaloo is all about.
Boring most likely.

/hugs Frostscythe
Heavy Metal musician Slash comes out and starts playing Arthas My Son as they slowly lower my casket into the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sFGwYxfUF4
01/29/2017 05:31 PMPosted by Avihindra
01/29/2017 05:04 PMPosted by Frostscythe
You are a ghost watching over your own funeral, how does your funeral go?


Pretty lonely, only the minister and gravedigger would be there.

I would have come, but I was already dead and my ghost powered robot won't be done for a few months at the soonest.
Run back to my corpse
Damn it! I can't believe how cheap my family is with my coffin! I said specifically put in my will to use the high quality cardboard box!
Regenerate near my remains and watch my old body turn to bones.
I want an open bar and a buffet. Screw that somber crap.
Think it was a waste of time since I was going to just re-spawn. just hope re-spawning in the middle of it does not give anyone a heart attack. o-o.

I would want it to be a "FUNeral" if things didn't work as planned. There better be the "good" food, more enjoyable music, an art contest, and prizes. >->;

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